Open your window

>open your window
>shout "LIQUUIIIIIIIIIID"
>post results

>...
Fuck you OP that was so dumb.

People always post things that never happen in these threads.

>the series would have been objectively better if liquid had staid dead after mgs1.

Don't do this it creates a deadly gas

Not kidding, shouting out to a city street a guy shouted back "Snake!" Quite effectively sounding like Ocelot too.

Mom came into my room and told me to shut up.

Thanks, OP, my mom's boyfriend wasn't very happy.

He did though

My mum's son's boyfriends wife yelled at me.

Me: "LIQUUIIIIIDD!!"
Neighbor: "Are your pipes frozen too?"

get out

Thread isn't even far and this one already made it.

>Liquid? They are my favorite dota 2 team bro

>tfw you can't do this because you live in taco beaner country so nobody here even had a fucking ps3 because they are all piss fucking poor
However if you say prepare for trouble in spanish, then you surely get replies

8 minutes after I did it Kojima showed up at my door and asked if Hideo was here

I told him no but I gave him an old jacket to take with him as it was kind of cold outside.

Only realistic comment in the entire thread

i don't get it. what's so good about metal gear solid? I played the first one, got through the first room, but the second one I kept getting caught so i quit. Snake isn't very good

>live in the middle of fucking nowhere PA
>nothing but woods
>closest neighbor is five minutes from my house
Screamed it and nothing happened.

the absolute state of wh*te """people""""

>6:13am
>Student-populated area bc near massive university
>Drunk cunts everywhere on my road and lads shouting out about selling speed
>Shout LIQUID
>Group of 4 guys all immediately turn, one slumping against the wall
>BROTHEEERRR IT'S BEEN TOO LONG
Not bad. Somewhat afraid because my room is the very front of the house right on the sidewalk.

im black

This was so perfectly crafted

Update on this: My housemate is extremely angry

Tell me, what did the drunks want

>Thanks, OP, my wife's boyfriend wasn't very happy.
ftfy

chuckle worthy

fuck off nigger

Metal Gear Solid is very popular among beaners you spic

I'm not entirely sure. One or two sloppy girls trying to steal\ride around in peoples bins. Two fuckers are shouting at each other outside the chipper

Only 1 because they could pirate and mod ps1s
You couldn't pirate and mod ps3s retard

and make it double [in spanish]?

Are you retarded
You can do just that and have been able to for years

Turpa kiinni saatanan kakara!

>living within earshot of others.

>open window
>forget alarm was set
>alarm goes off
>can't find the remote thingy
>alarm company calls
>can't remember code
>have to deal with them for 20 minutes resetting the code
Thanks OP

I'm poor user. I have to listen to my housemate have extremely bad sex with an unattractive girl every three days or so and retarded students cough up blood outside my window practically every night.
Pray for me

Since when is a ps3 easily modable? I remember it hasn't been for years and MGS4 came out like 8 years ago

>alaem goes off

ITS THE ENEMY, I NEED HELP

pfft
I hope you at least yelled Liquid at the alarm guys

Easily modable since way before ofc 3.55 with that being the cut off point unless you hardware e3flash
Recently became so easy you just put some files on a usb and boot up a webpage

!

>ITS THE ENEMY, I NEED HELP

>open window
>shout liquid
>get thrown off airplane for opening window on airplane
I bet those security guys don't even know the basics of cqc

So when was that? I never heard of it. My only friend with a ps3 had the discs all original, so he barely had any games.

Years ago. It was probably doable beforehand but I first put cfw on mine around the time of inFamous 2's release

I dont get it. Did your house security went off because you opened a window? Why would you have it on when you are inside? Does it only work on windows or something?
Im trying really hard to understand

Nothing happened you made me look like a fool you fucking asshole

>WHAT? METAL GEAR?!

Well, I was not planning on going anywhere but my bedroom for the rest of the night, brows a bit of internet, then go to bed, so I set my alarm turned everything off and went to my bedroom, where I would later open my window setting the alarm off

>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY FAGGOT

:(

>people actually have these kinds of security systems

Lmao just get a fucking gun

ootko rotta

i can literally see inside 4 other houses right now
who here >>>/thirdworld/