Here's your popcorn and Game of the Year, Skyrim™ for the Nintendo Switch™, sir. Enjoy!

Here's your popcorn and Game of the Year, Skyrim™ for the Nintendo Switch™, sir. Enjoy!

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Thanks Todd! *throws out game when he isn't looking, and keep the popcorn*

W-where's Robert?

Sir, you dropped your copy of Skyrim™! Be careful next time!

Ahh, that Skyrim was delicious!

Where is my TES 6, mr. Howard?

Oh, a right. Sorry Todd, it was an accident heh! I'm off to my movie! *smashes disc while cloaked by the darkness of the movie theater*

Todd howard? More like fuck off you Sup Forums meme piece of shit

I love chubby Momiji!

Sir why did you bring a blank cd to the movie?

There is no Robert, only Todd

>Switch game
>disc
You done goofed.

TV? No, this is the kinoplex user

Fuck you man, what happened to Robert and where are my crab legs?

wan_ is going on in this thread?

It hardly gets more autistic than this meme

Um, mr Todd? I ordered the buttered skyrim cartridge, not the bitter one!

Oh, I just keep it as a decoration. Todd! I just realize I don't have a switch! I'll have to give you your game back sadly. I was really looking forward to playing it

Oh, you should tell me before silly, here's a PC copy then.

She broke into the popcorn mines and ate everything.

Sure Mr. Howard, I'll proceed to the movie with my date, I believe you know her.

Even the miners?

Don't worry mister Todd, i already pirated the game, and the popcorn.

Todd, I just heard the news, they’re saying Twin Galaxies took down all your high scores and they’re calling you a liar!

Wait, what do you mean, “Wrong Todd”? I thought for sure I had the right one… huh.

Who is this Todd guy, I thought Robert was working the register on Thursdays. I'm not too sure I'm comfortable with this new hire.

O-oh thanks Todd
>go home after watching the kino
>wife sees me walk in with a steam key
>she's shocked, questions if I'm a real man or a soyboy
>tell her it's from Todd but she's not buying it
>3 days later, she starts sleeping with Chad and tells me this to my face
>getting divorced now and losing half my stuff
>"b-but at least I have skyrim"

Even them. Robert was on guard duty during that time and only bareky made it out alive.

Wait a minute this isn't my order. I had the large diet coke with a side of New Vegas.

I'm pretty sure you said 2 copies of Skyrim and a side order of Fallout 4 VR

i order crab legs not this shit todd, where is my man robert anyway?

He's in the hospital after being attacked by an obese doggirl. Todd will be his replacement until Robert makes a full recovery.

Hey Todd, can you make me a sandwich?

I hate this blue fuck! I'll beat that potato nigger with a wooden spoon if he ever attempts to make a "pun" again!

Todd please, I already bought your game where is Robert?

he got sent into the popcorn mines due to hr, some higher ups said he was harassing someone with their child called "todd"

Don't worry user, you don't need her, you only need me and Skyrim
Why don't we play it together?

>"B-But I only asked for the popcorn..."

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I`d be right happy to.

You're right Todd. You're always right. L-lets play
>screen fades to black
>credits start rolling
>after credits scene pops up
>you see Todd and user, playing skyrim. They seem happy