Why hasn't there been a GTA game set in Britain yet?

Why hasn't there been a GTA game set in Britain yet?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=MQOG5BkY2Bc
youtube.com/watch?v=1XETS_-8bJg
youtube.com/watch?v=DaJqXtziMDg
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

the gateway

British markets for GTA wouldn't rake in nearly as much cash as the American market. They keep it centered around where their money-base is.

>ib4 Knife Bins and Muslims

To be serious, I have no clue, I suppose because Rockstar has been enjoying making money off GTA V and is ready to do it again with Red Dead again.

Because it would be shit.

Pakistani rape gangs are bigoted and hateful towards the peaceful and tolerant culture of Islam

Did GTA London not exist in your timeline?

the getaway sucked though. It was a watered down GTA experience. Also, why are British cops so degenerate?

>RING RING PUSSY
youtube.com/watch?v=MQOG5BkY2Bc
England has a perfect shithole atmosphere for gta desu

I live where that shit happened, it's the only thing people know our town for now. Feels bad man

There were two expansions set in London, England youngin'

oi you cheeky wanker
is that a fockin knife I see?
blimey
God save the queen

You fucking retard.

Xbabies don't play old games gramps! Get with the times!

UK can’t handle criticism and hate speech

t.bong

user... most of these kids probably aren't old enough to know that anything before Vice City exists.

pre 1990s UK would be fine, after that its basically all the memes you associate with.

There was and it's fucking funny
youtube.com/watch?v=1XETS_-8bJg

>five fucking replies before someone finally said this
brb killing myself

I think it’s time I took stock of my life.

Because Grand Theft Lorry doesn't have a good ring to it.

Take me with you?

neither can the US of A.

Thats in a different way though.

>the getaway sucked though
that's because britain sucks

You would be at 2 stars at all times for not having the appropriate licenses.

>Grand Theft Lorry
>not Grand Theft Motorized Rollinghams

>Implying English people still live in England and speak the native language.

>Modern GTA in Britain
>constantly 3 stars for failing to pay TV license on time
>5 stars for handling an unlicensed fork

this was probably bait, but retards are posting anyway

>tfw forgot to pay my Sup Forums licence
ROZZERS ARE KNOCKING POLITELY ON THE DOOR LADS WHAT DO I DO

Oh right, a GTA game in London wpuld be entirely in arabic.

Just imagine the grey, depressing atmosphere of IV with more muslims, a neutered police force and roundabouts all over the place.

>roundabouts all over the place

>No guns means game is mostly focused on hand-to-hand combat
Maybe there should be a Sleeping Dogs sequel in Britain.

My favorite of the 2D games

>he thinks theres no guns in Britain
Ammunation would just be replaced by a shady guy in a van or something

This would NEVER work in Italy/Spain people there drive like madmen

>GTA 7
>5 Stars for not tipping when you steal a car.

this is bait right?

>Britain
>No guns

shit looks like it's about to pop out a demon in the center

Are you people retarded or young and retarded?

>this wasn't the first reply
Tell me again how Nintendogaf isn't real.

>takes out butter knife
>Get 5 stars instantly
>3 police officer and 2 policewoman chasing you with batons

Post more 21.

last time I was in spain roundabouts were a mess with everyone staying on the outside lane all the time

>Nintendo boogeyman

I didnt realize how different UK was from the stereotype. Outside of the touristy areas 90% of people wore tracksuits and looked like they either wanted to die or kill you for looking at them. There were so many vans as well and they all seemed to be driven by skinhead apes. Actually would be a good location for a new gta if they found a way to put guns in it.

I want this guy to return in 3D

>tfw there was no mission pack 2

>tried to find a high-res of "don't mess" poster to print out and hang
>years pass
>no luck
it would've been so cool

Yep the only nice places left in the UK are rural hamlets in the west country/lake district
Everywhere else is fucking dogshit. Especially the Muslim shitholes. What I would do to be able to live in dartmoor...

>no 3d game set in england during the 1960s where you get to fuckabout with different weapons, subcultures, the gangs from scotland and wales, IRA somewhere in there for good measure all whilst blasting mod music on your moped through the shitty streets full of people scrounging off the goverment that also has rural areas full of backwards farmers and sheep shaggers.
3D GTA clone set in england when? so much potential
>inb4 muh guns
criminals can get guns easy as fuck in the UK

Nope, most town are still nice.

Rich southern ones

you don't get arrested in america at all for hate speech faggot

CK2. 99% of the time going for the frogs and taking their beloved duchesses

Because Britain is fucking boring

No, I live in a nice Yorkshire town.

>In your safehouse.
>Turn on tv
>Instantly lose money due to obligatory tax.

A large part of GTA since going 3D has been to lampoon US culture. I think the Houser boys are pretty married to their heavy handed commentary and toilet humor at this point and I would expect every future GTA to take place in the USA.

>Britain
Who cares,give us GTA set in any slav country

would you play the next GTA if it was set somewhere like Bangkok or Rio De Janeiro?

If they wait a few more years, they can say its GTA arabia and no one will notice the difference, so england will be a DLC.

Aren't the cops in the UK disarmed?
That wouldn't make for very interesting pr fun wanted levels if you're the only guy with guns.

Slasher Beat em up drive em up would be suitable and realistic.
youtube.com/watch?v=DaJqXtziMDg

This. Jesus.

fucking this.

>inb4 IT DOESNT COUNT! IT WAS THE OLD 2D OVERHEAD GTA!!

>Not going for a melee build

So since those are bong men in dog suits I assume they are neautered

Wtf I drew this in photoshop years ago. Haha

>People so obsessed over some meme roundabout they don't notice the Green AC Cobra
Now that I look at it, is that some sort of classic car club?

>"GTA WILL ALWAYS BE SET IN AMERICA AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN!!!"
>"STOP ACTING ENTITLED ASKING FOR A DIFFERENT COUNTRY, YOU DUMBASS GTA IS A PARADOY ON AMERICAN CULTURE!!"
>GTA london released alongside GTA 1 then GTA 2 as mission packs (DLC)
what did Rockstarofdavid mean by this?

Have somebody just draw you one so you can print it out.

>Tfw Nottinghamshire

The first few 2D games didn't really do the American satire thing. That didn't start happening until 3 and beyond. Idk, ask Sam houser why he only writes one kind of shit story

you seem mad

What happened to the UK?

People would shot you, if you pulled shit like this here.

IM AS MAD AS HELL, AND IM NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE

>Getting shot is a positive
That is the most MURRICA post of all time.

oh thank god, I was worried I was insane and that game never actually happened

Since this thread is tanking, why hasn't there been a GTA set in South Africa? They have enough crime there.

If this were true, we can expect a game based in China sometime soon.

>The first few 2D games didn't really do the American satire thing.
Wot? GTA 1 and 2 were both American satire too, GTA2 took place in a dysotopian hyper consumer future.

yo only if they get that dude who sings Enter the Ninja to VA the protagonist

What would GTA Sweden be like?

LOL MUSLIMS XD

the most of them are both. only smart post on the entire board. +1 nostalgia for you sir.

Die Antwoord based sountrack, set in 2010, nig/whig protag options.
Best GTA since Vice City

Ask the refugees who live there

Yea not thanks I would much rather prefer they keep it to America.

yor nicked m8

...

While one outside the US probably won’t happen, I think one in Paris could be pretty fun

>GTA WILL ALWAYS BE IN AMERIKKA
why dont they just not call it GTA then but still set it elsewhere?

London looks fucking ugly just like the brits.

that looks like a carnival of terror, thank goodness i have never been through them.

i imagine if enough cars are driving through it at the same time the circle will activate and spawn some hellish nightmare.

thank god this stuff isn't in my god-fearing land.

Because getting a 5 star crime rating from wielding a kitchen knife while gun-less police chase you for sixty city-blocks isn't that fun after the first hour or two.

>get wanted level
>equip butter knife
>run at cops
>they all panic and run away

wouldn't be a very good gta

Weren't there two GTA games set in Britain?