What's with all the praise for this game? It's pretty much yet another indie pixelshit platformer...

What's with all the praise for this game? It's pretty much yet another indie pixelshit platformer, as if we didn't already have enough of those.

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It’s not as ableist as cuphead because journalists can beat it

It has Funky mode but it gives you a paragraph of text telling you you're not a shitter for using Funky mode. Thats it.

Games sucks btw.

Keep in mind that the guy who made this made Jumper, the 2004 freeware platformer that basically started this entire genre. Super Meat Boy was a rip-off of that.

MY BODY

MY CHOICE

The devs put Anita Sarkeesian as a playable character into their previous game, so they're bound to get some genuine, unbiased, not-politically motivated reviews from such upstanding websites as IGN and Gamespot.

Jed "Our Guy" Pressgrove has something to say about this game
gamebias.wordpress.com/2018/01/29/celeste-review-the-whiniest-platformer/

JUST. PLAY. THE. GAME.

But it's good.

Guessing you weren't here for Gamergate.

A reminder this game doesn't actually have anything to do with abortion, it's just alt-right smear campaign because they don't like the devs twitter.

>le alt right is bad meme
Shouldn't you be posting somewhere else? I believe you lost your way while looking for Reddit.

It's good but I don't think it's worth $20, it should be a $10 game.

Thanks Sup Forumstards, if it wasn't for your 24/7 nonstop shitposting, I wouldn't have found this great game. I's give it a 9/10. It's actually a great game.

Imagine being born yesterday. Underage ban immediately.

and? that doesn't make celeste any less mediocre.

Here's the problem. I don't want to give money to people who push agendas I don't support. I can't refund after I get to the sixth level and it's an abortion clinic.

More importantly, why is this game $20?

anita paid them in good boi points.

It must be so easy for paid shills on Sup Forums. You just have to post a couple of comments about abortion and suddenly everybody leaps up to defend and buy your game. lol

This.

Because you'll buy it anyway you good little wh*te m*le

So... You're the fucking gay behing the ''le abortion gaem'' shitpost huh?

no guns, no m rating, no buy. Sorry I'm an adult. I play mature video games thank you.

SJWs that are friend with IGN made it
I wish I was kidding
gamergate failed

this one is actually good tho

Fuck you.

This.
It's the only reason IGN overpraised it while the game has an 82 on Metacritic.
It's fairly mediocre DESU.

This.
The artstyle is literally Tumblr.

There has to be something we can do to stop shit like this from spreading.

Let's come together and bombard them with angry tweets !

It's a perfect candidate for PS+, you'd have to be dumb to buy it, much like Rime, which is next month's game, and Bound, Rocket League, etc before it.

Maybe if you read or watched the review, you wouldn't be so wrong.
youtu.be/DQjAPWWgdwM

>stop shitting on games I like make your own
>proceed to make their own games
>STOP MAKINH GAMES I DONT LIKE AND ARE NOT CATERED TO ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Just learn to move along you autistic cry baby brainlet faggots.

You could at least be more subtle about the fact that you're a shill.

Make whatever the fuck you like, but stop shilling it here ffs. Nobody cares.

You're not making any effort to hide your shit taste.

But it's actually good

It has a "plays itself" mode and a "skip the game button"
10/10

>that video review
Why are people pretending that the IGN guys aren't friends with the creator again? That was the least objective review I've seen in a long fucking time.

You know that's not a very good way to incentivize people to buy your buddy's game right shill-kun?

>guys, stop shilling come on
>why are there so many threads guys

posting more consolwars threads?
more porn?
more waifubait?
more whiiirposting?
more soyboy threads?

This is what you want, right?

let's not forget:
Sup Forums posting
/r9k/ feels threads
soulless game
botw hate
ohnonono threads
twitter literally who opinions

>spend days making threads about how awesome the game is
>people try it
>they get confused by the stellar praise for an otherwise average indie platformer
>immediately try to damage control in those threads

I've been hired to shill on Sup Forums in the past. I've seen the discord memos. I know you're mostly paid to get people talking about the game, good or bad. I wouldn't be surprised if half those threads are made by your team as they stirr up controversy. I also know that the Sup Forums boggieman abortion meme was likely manufactured by you guys to get people talking.

It's 2018 man, Gamergate already happened. We already know about the incestuous relationships game journalists have with hipster devs from San Francisco. You can stop pretending.

I dont even own the fucking game you retard.

This is a videogame board, Celeste is a videogame. If people want to talk about it they will, if not the thread will naturaly die. Complaining about "shills" only keeps the thread alive for longer you shit eating monkey.

>I don't own the game
>but I still wanna talk about a game I don't own
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So seriously, how well does the gig pay user?

Why people tend not to believe their tastes nowadays and always try to find "respected" sources to justify their opinions? You clearly see that this game is nothing but a stupid pixel shit with pretentious plot about MUH DEPRESSION ANXIETY HURR DURR, so why bother and creating this thread? At this point I can only think that all negative threads about this shit excuse for a game are also created by shills to keep the fire blazin.

SHITTED

fucking feminacis and SJW and fucking media in general and fucking jews and fuck everthing fucking agenda