I've never played video games before. Where do I start?

I've never played video games before. Where do I start?

Arguably Tetris.

Dwarf Fortress

Europa Universalis

lostboy.exe

With the first game ever made, like you would any other medium

This
Or super mario bros

king of the hill online

Super Mario is the first game ever made so maybe start with that?

don't

Your room, retard.
Where else?

I Wanna Be The Guy

Personally I just start with Mount and Blade®: Warband™ and never play anything ever again

nintendo

what guy?

your mom

a big guy?

Dark Souls

This but unironically

Super Mario World

it's the definitive Mario experience

Elona+

There's this neat little game called Swordquest you should definitely start there

The NES classics are probably the best place to start.

the guy

Whatever you do don't play Bioshock Infinite. You won't get past even the first puzzle. That game is for veteran gamers only but if you really want to experience the fantastic flying city of Columbia I recommend watching a Let's Play.

Pong.

Portal

doom, half life, quake, age of empires, runescape, mario.

worlds.com

Vice city, you cannot go wrong with that one

Limp bizkit

don't
get out while you can