I've never played video games before. Where do I start?
I've never played video games before. Where do I start?
Arguably Tetris.
Dwarf Fortress
Europa Universalis
lostboy.exe
With the first game ever made, like you would any other medium
This
Or super mario bros
king of the hill online
Super Mario is the first game ever made so maybe start with that?
don't
Your room, retard.
Where else?
I Wanna Be The Guy
Personally I just start with Mount and Blade®: Warband™ and never play anything ever again
nintendo
what guy?
your mom
a big guy?
Dark Souls
This but unironically
Super Mario World
it's the definitive Mario experience
Elona+
There's this neat little game called Swordquest you should definitely start there
The NES classics are probably the best place to start.
the guy
Whatever you do don't play Bioshock Infinite. You won't get past even the first puzzle. That game is for veteran gamers only but if you really want to experience the fantastic flying city of Columbia I recommend watching a Let's Play.
Pong.
Portal
doom, half life, quake, age of empires, runescape, mario.
worlds.com
Vice city, you cannot go wrong with that one
Limp bizkit
don't
get out while you can