JRPG

>JRPG
>MC is a beta

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and are in that direction.

>JRPG
>MC is the Chaddest motherfucker ever
>oblivious to every romantic advance thrown his way

>OP
>he is a loser

So you got so tired of spamming in this in threads trying to turn it into a meme that you just dropped the pretense and made your own thread

>not the chad edit
shit thread

Reddit and resetera are in that direction.

If a girl said that to me I would just instantly drop her. What a straight up bitch.

Post the Chad edit

Hold up, there are people who actually believe that whole soul mate thing?

name one game that doesn't do this

Name 5.67 billion games that do this

>muh boogeymans

Yes, millennials in general were poisoned by Disney films into thinking love is something it's not. Lying to young men about the ways of women is a crime in my book. Men need to be made aware of how women are as soon as they hit puberty.

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I like how the man is the only one in flaws in these situations.

>FPS
>protagonist is a white male

Why are you rustled? If a girl said that to you, you can just find another one.

Yeah. Post the Chad edit.

>White women
;)

Welcome to relationships, where everything is the fault of the man. If a woman is unhappy or unfaithful, clearly it's the man's fault, women have absolutely no responsibility in the matter.

Dude even had the virgin posture. Quick, someone put glasses on him.

Not rustled, just confused how people actually believe that carp.

>Perfect men exist

What the fuck is this delusion

Not pictured: break up two months later because that's not how relationships work at all. It's a give and take deal, and effort is absolutely required.

Let me translate into Woman©:

>The right one needs to be 6'4, make $300k+ per year and have an eight inch penis

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>Western game
>girl isn't a virgin

statisticbrain.com/infidelity-statistics/

>Percentage of women who say they would have an affair if they knew they would never get caught: 68 %

Why haven't you forgotten about 3D? They will never be what you want.

this is why so many of them are bitchy and salty, they want 'the perfect man' but have a fucking laundry list of problems that any half-sane person would sprint naked through the cactus patch to get away from

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I'm never the right one ... Never...

>I like how the man is the only one in flaws in these situations.

He's the one that wants to be in the relationship. She has options, he doesn't. So of course it's going to be centered around his flaws, her flaws are irrelevant.

What is so good about women?

All modern women generally just want to fuck random guys until one of them is the oneitis who'll take them off their feet and marry them to become the Queen of some kingdom

And since most rich chads are r selected horndogs, it usually works.

>Percentage of men who say they would have an affair if they knew they would never get caught: 74%

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>Men 74%
wtf I hate men now?

>oblivious
there's good chance, he only doesn't care, and is just focused on things that actually interest him

This triggers the feminist

>JRPG
>MC is too alpha for women

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This just proves women are as bad as men and now we can stop pretending women are some kind of angles that walk the earth. Your average woman is just as shitty a person as your average man.

Women want you to cheat
If no woman starts flirting with you, or you don't flirt back, she will think you are a pathetic beta male and leave you

My mother hated my father, but once he started cheating on her, she went crawling back crying o take her back
Women are disgusting

Why does that make it any better?

It's just an overly romantic way to say you can't really force someone to love you that way (yeah maybe you could avoid being a neckbeard slob but you can't really force someone to be attracted to you or like your personality and both are important), why are people triggered that much by that or thinking she must get bent over by the chad boogeyman?
He's the one insisting so obviously the fact she isn't perfect either is not really relevant, she could be objectively worse.

Their presence activates the production of feel-good chemicals in the brain.

Fucking cucks I swear man. I have more respect for furries than cuckolds.

The really dumb thing about this comic is that every good relationship does require effort, usually from both sides.

I have trouble following the plot here

This is so true.

>dating men
Gays not welcome

>Husband puts wife in box.
>Hires a guy to "break into" his house.
>Wife opens the box she is in.
>Guy has sex with husbands wife.

Women have affair for Chad cock, men have affair for emotional needs because their wife doesn't give a shit about them beyond their wallet.

>dating
why would i waste money on something like that when i can just go get a prostitute

What is the *real love* then? It's fine to critize muh disney love but most of those who vocally do it have nothing to offer than some cynical red pill.

SURE IS VIDEO GAMES HERE LOL

Real love is a prolonged chemical response in the game.

Young couples need to have a baby, then raise those children together. That's how love comes to be.

Waiting until you are 30, waiting for years until you get married and have kids - you can't feel love that way. It's literally impossible

Hell if you wait on a girl too long without getting her pregnant will make her biologically hate you and chase you away

Cool cynical red pill

I realized it was a lie a long time ago, now I just want to randomly spread my seed throughout the world and maybe raise one of my offspring under the guidance of enlightenment.

>Look at hundreds of thousands of couples who fuck it by waiting for too long
>Meh, I'll wait long too anyway, because the funny pictures in the joybox told me to

Whatever, your alimony

that's pretty hot

>he doesn't cheat
loooooool

what bothers me the most is that they feel pride on being sluts.

Chrono Trigger
Crono doesn't even need to talk to have the princess of his kingdom into him

>marrying a woman your age
>not marrying one at least 5 years younger than you

>robber is black
REALISTIC

>japanese game appeals to the western audience

>not marrying one at least 5 years younger than you
Only acceptable if you are younger than 25

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>marrying girls younger than you
>ever
kys

Better than listening to some 22 year old internet armchair psychologist.

he needs glasses and a joycon sticking out of his pocket

>not marrying one at least 5 years older than you
ftfy