ITT: Franchises you will never play

Too brainlet for puzzles

Just so you know, the "puzzles" in this game are not hard.

I'd like to see you beat this game in under 5 hours blind.

I had this problem last night.

>in under 5 hours blind
If you're going into the first game blind, you're not likely to get under 5 hours until your second run. Has less to do with puzzle difficulty and more to do with familiarity of where you should be going. First run really shouldn't be that much further over 5 hours though.

I absolutely fucking hate everything about stealth. Story looks kind of interesting though

Same franchise for me but for me it´s just the ridiculous costs of the game

Me too, i hate stealth but i really want to get into it because of the story
But also one of the main game is a ps3 exclusive and if i can't play one of them i'd rather not play any at all

You honestly don't even need to stealth properly

>Trying to "speedrun" a game the first time you play it
Well, you're actually a brainlet. Resident Evil, both vanilla and REmake, 2 and arguably 3 were made for multiple runs in mind.

Speed run would be an around the 1-2 hour mark.

MetroidVania games
Having to backtrack through levels I've already been to so that I can collect a widget isn't very interesting to me.

>15:09:53
That's a lame excuse. The first three games are all long and good on their own. You don't have to play the 4th to enjoy the series.

as a kid,i was scared of the idea of having to replay it many times to actually discover what to do and was really bad,couldn't survive 2 rooms without wasting ammo,15 years later they release this remastered remake,fuck damn,it's one of the best games of all time,you really should try it again

that is just a sad shame, Re2-3 and remake, everyone should experience if you dont its your loss, oh well.

A bunch of puzzles from the original got nerfed and most of them can be solved by just clicking everything randomly

Didn’t give a fuck when i had a PS3 and i atill don’t give a fuck now that i also have a PS4. I just don’t.

Anything multiplayer because I have no frens

>take item A and place in slot B

RE doesn't have puzzles, try SH instead

How the? I just beat this game for the first time last night.

I like history and find Warhammer lore interesting but I'm too stupid to play strategy games. I trip over myself when I have to control several different groups simultaneously.

Forgot pic, I think it's obvious I meant Total War though.

The X-ray puzzle was bullshit

you don't even have to stealth through them. it's optional but rewards you more with the little details you would miss otherwise and gives a raging boner to purists who love the challenge. That's why it's called Tactical Espionage ACTION for fuck's sake.

I cheated by looking up the answer, looked at the puzzle again knowing what the answer was and still had no idea how to figure it out.

>RE doesn't have puzzles
>inb4 portrait puzzle
>inb4 babbytier examination puzzles
>inb4 babbytier pushing puzzles
>inb4 the fucking water treatment puzzle
>inb4 that one puzzle in 0 with the lights to turn on the power
>inb4 the remake portrait puzzle, password puzzle and the water drain puzzle

I kept examing them on the wall and turning the red lights on and off thinking I just had to somehow activate some shit since the only clue was to arrange them in alphabetical order. And then it gives you the option to exchange the 2nd and 4th x-ray, but not the others, making me think that the issue lies with those 2 particular pictures, despite the fact they're alreasy in alphabetical order.
JESUS CHRIST THAT PUZZLE WAS FRUSTRATING

the problem is,when you examine it, it says a part is glowing but you can barely notice it,i had to cheat on that one too,fucking hell,i also
cheated on the animal puzzle on RE0,fuck that i still don't understand no matter the explanation

Witcher
Halo
Gears
Dragon Age
Call of Duty
Madden, FIFA
Persona

literally any RTS game, they just look too complicated.

I'm shit at stealth and I still beat them all. Its not really obligatory unless you play on the higer difficulties.
Now pic related Is something I probably will never be able to get into.

same here, fellow idiot

I have the legacy collection, but feel I'm not knowledgeable about politics and the military to enjoy it. I know the Solid game deals with nukes and shit.

Don't worry, Kojima isn't either

So you are finally fucking admitting that he is really a hack.

He used to write good characters and story, but his knowledge about politics and the military came from 80s action flicks

They're pretty tough compared to Zelda, Metroid, etc. No really, I beat this game on Chris mode, and suddenly Zelda felt easier.

We play video games here, don't know if anyone told you that.

Watched someone else play this for like fifteen minutes, I literally can't see the appeal.

I can barely handle tower defense RTS, traditional RTS is too much fucking work to feel like a fun game.

same. they look fun but I just couldn't get into them

Final Fantasy

Silent Hill puzzles > RE puzzles

Story is just anime tier writing.

>it's a "die to an instakill gimmick and redo the last 4 hours of gameplay except all of the tension is gone" episode

RE is fucking dumb

>he died to neptune
You're shit

Neptune, the bullshit invincible girl, the falling ceiling with the shotgun puzzle. It's all bullshit

I dropped the game when the rolling boulder killed me

RTS games are alright if you just accept that there's no longer any point trying to git gud at multiplayer because all the decent RTS games are so old now. SC2 in particular would have you believe that the game is really simple if you only played the single-player.

Also, SC2 part 1 (Wings of Liberty) is free now, so you might as well try it.

Fuck the rolling boulder in RE4, seriously fuck that shit

>dying to the rolling boulder in RE4
Honestly, how retarded are you?

Shouldn't be so conservative with those ink ribbons. You'll always find more.

>Neptune
He's easy to avoid. He's time so that if you run down he won't get you, but if you try to run around all the way he'll get you
>the bullshit invincible girl
Literally just get good. Never once had an issue against Lisa, just leave the area when she shows up
>the falling ceiling with the shotgun puzzle.
That isn't bullshit. They let you put the shotgun back and all but tell you that the ceiling will drop if it isn't switched out with something else. You're retarded mate.
>I dropped the game when the rolling boulder killed me
Is this memeing? Am I being memed on? Nobody can be this shit at one of the easiest games in the series

>I am going to pretend I didn't die, to fake superiority in anonymous boards
Pathetic

I played a demo at a store and it was enough for me to never want to touch them.
I can play all them for free but dont want to

>They're pretty tough compared to games made for babies
Woooow no kidding.

just play the first one. it's the masterpiece and it's more about story and bosses than stealth

You're not missing out on much unless you like real basic 3rd person shooters with small bits of platforming to mix up the monotony.

Monster Hunter. Item drop rates being as low as 1% scare me.

>He died to the fucking boulder

Oh I am laffin

Why would I have to pretend I didn't die at buttcake ez QTEs, user? If you said the Krauser section, sure, but the fucking boulder? Literally stop playing video games, they're not made for you, because you're utterly fucking retarded.

Pathetic.

Final Fantasy apart from the ones with combat that isn't based around a menu

>not getting your revenge in 5

>Virgin gamer
>Chad gamer

I beat metal slug 1,2, x and 4 1cc
Shut up you fucking whore
Just cause you got lucky and did it at the first time doesn't mean you are "gud"

I can't get into JRPG anymore. They're too time wasting with no pay off. Last I enjoyed was TitS 1 (in '14), never bothered with the sequels.

I play grindan mobage though

>TitS
Trials in Tainted Space isn't a JRPG. I don't think it counts as an RPG in any way

Fire Emblem. My ex tried to get me into it and it was fucking boring. Rock paper scissors turn based gameplay with repetitive music and fantasy swordsmen with paper personalities.

No, but it does mean I don't have the reflexes of an 80 year old fuck.

>Beat other games that require quick reactions just fine
>No it is you that suck, not the game
I also 1cc time crisis 3.

You talk a lot of shit about how good you are, but you died to a fucking RE4 QTE of all things

Good for you, but you still died to the RE4 boulder like a retard. It literally isn't the game. You just fucked up.

>tfw too brainlet for backtracking

I am just good and the game is shit, you are just angry that people shit on it because it deserves to be shat on. Keep the blind praise going, fanboys.

>tits

Yeah, but who doesn't enjoy that.

>I am just good

>Beat games that require reflexes and reacting quick
>Hate stupid quick smash button sequence and then randomly a new sequence that you have to press unexpectedly or you die
>lol kill yourself pleb you are shit

>it's the game's fault I died not mine
>how could I ever react to a giant onscreen button prompt

I was saving my trip for something special, but I'll use it so that people know what I mean
I'm one of the more notorious RE4 haters
You're shit

Where did I say that you fucking idiot
I said I hate that part, not that I didn't beat the game, I beat it in proffessional
You people are fucking stupid

>Implying I care
I have already seen that people here just want to defend a shitty mechanic and justify it just to shit on some random user for the sake of feeling good about loving shitty mechanics
You people suck

There are like two puzzles in every game. The rest is just bringing the right item with you to the right spot.

You're acting like I like RE4
I don't, but the QTEs are pisseasy mate

>died to the RE4 boulder
>calls others stupid

You are a tripfag, you don't count automatically
Go away.

>I beat it by luck first try or I won't admit I died but that's ok because I can be superior on the internet

>no arguments
>'t-tripfag!'
Fine, I'll take it off
But just so all of you fucks know, it WILL come back in April or when somebody pisses me off

I'm not the one bragging about
>muh 1ccs
faggot

>by luck
or by paying attention? wtf

>2005
>Resident Evil fan
>bought just about every game
>own both a Dreamcast and X version of CODE:Veronica
>have Wesker's Report on disc
>imported Gun Survivor 2
>own a copy of Biohazard 4D Executer burned onto a dvd
>bought all the SD Perry novels
>own all the live action movies
>have all Epilogue Files and the Thank You screen in RE3
>own 3 different versions of RE1 on N64
>have every file from every version of every game ingrained into my head
>all this hype and anticipation of RE4
>bought a shit ninty console with no horror games on it for this
>game comes out
>start it up
>"Umbrella was finished"
>game is about Leon being a fag in Spain
>all the files are shit
>no mention of HCF
>some guy named Krauser I've never heard of shows up
>the main villain is a complete joke with no character, making even Wesker look like a well developed character to be remembered
>the secondary villains are all retarded and just act as filler
>Ada shows up
>finally a ray of hope in this game, the chance to continue her RE3 epilogue
>never gets mentioned, she gets shoehorned into being Wesker's agent
>play Assignment Ada
>adds nothing until the ending
>play Mercs
>dumbed down version of RE3's Mercs and the Battle Game
>stay mad for years
>Umbrella Chronicles comes out
>ruins everything about the original games and only makes the Ada working for Wesker thing more forced
>only good part is the funny Russian guy
>RE5 comes out
>it's about Chris and Wesker
>hope for an actual showdown with the original RE1 cast fighting Wesker
>just Chris and a literal who for the entire game and it ends with Jill getting cucked out of her revenge
>drop the series
I hate Capcom

Because you have never achieved anything in any game ever that you can say that is worth a shit

That's exactly how I felt about RE4, but now it is glorified as the best game ever. Welcome to hell, user.

I didn't die to the boulder in RE4.

This is the best post I've seen in years

Even my friends died on it, but whatever you say to feel better about yourself.
Some people just lie and lie and lie until the believe their lies.

A lie on the internet?
I also beat burnout 3 and 1cc house of the dead. You can keep shitposting kids, but my record is pretty high tier here. Now go on and have fun believing your own lies just to feel superior.

Why would he lie about not dying on the boulder in RE4 when you're over here claiming shit about how good you are in Metal Slug
You're just saying this shit to make yourself look good. You're the one obviously lying.

>it's a lie because me and all my dumbass friends died to it
whatever helps you sleep at night scrub

No I am not. I got gud. It sucks dick that I never had a phone or anything to prove it to you, but I am actually what Sup Forums calls "gud".
One of these days I'll go and beat metal slug 4 again 1cc and record it, just to show people here that I am not lying. Anyways here is my screen of burnout 3 races all gold completed.

I don't give a shit.
Talk all the shit you want about being good at Burnout and Metal Slug. That doesn't mean everyone is lying when they say the RE4 QTEs are easy
You can be good at one thing and bad at another, you self absorbed piece of shit