THIS SUMMER

THIS SUMMER

FROM THE MAKER OF FALLOUT 4

AND ALIENS: COLONIAL MARINES

Absolutely nothing

COMES A NEW GAME

SET

IN

(yep you guessed it)

SPACE!!!

UNDER THE CREATIVE LEAD OF TIM SCHAFER

AND THE COMEDIC WRITERS FROM FAMILY GUY

STORY BY M. NIGHT. SHAMALAMADINGDONG

A GAME DESIGNED BY PEOPLE WHO GAVE US GONE HOME

AND THE PRODUCERS OF GODUS

SUPERVISED BY ANITA SARKEESIAN

COMES THE EPIC ADVENTURE

IN THE BIGGEST OPEN WORLD EVER MADE

FILLED WITH HOURS OF RADIANT CONTENT

COMES THE VR EXPERIENCE OF A LIFETIME

FEATURING

DANTE FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY™ SERIES

ACCLAIMED VOICE ACTOR TROY BAKER

ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTRESS EMMA STONE

AND GREY DELISLE GRIFFIN/WILSON/SMITH

THE ELDER SCROLLS IV:OBLIVION REMASTERED!!??

WITH A BRAND NEW FUNKY KONG MODE

AND SPECIAL GUEST ZOE QUIN

COMES A GAME WITH STORY FROM THE MIND OF

With more Patrick Stewart

>implying fallout 4 won't get remastered first and then yet another Skyrim remaster

BY THE DEVELOPERS THAT PLAYED MARIO

They already remaster Skyrim and Fallout 4 was the biggest blinder

IN ASSOCIATION WITH ANTHONY BURCH (too cucked to be shown)

AND KNUCKLES

GUEST STARRING

ADAM SANDLER

AND

BOOGIE2988'S EX WIFE

ALSO STARRING

HIDEO KOJIMA AS

HARVEY WEINSTEIN

IN COLLABORATION WITH LIFETIME CHANNEL AND BLACK ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION

Substational if accurate.

AND THE ANIMATORS WHO BROUGHT YOU MASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA

I really hope unironically that someone release a game with all of this shit and developed by Brianna Wu just for lose my sides forever

BASED ON TV NOVELAS BY TELEMUNDO AND UNIVISION

CO-STARING

LANKY KONG

AS THE "SKULLS" PARASITE UNIT

EXCLUSIVE FOR THE OUJA

TARA STRONG

ALSO STARRING WILL FARRELL AND ICE CUBE

WITH CHARACTERS DESIGNED BY ALEX AHAD

AND INTRODUCING ACADEMY ACCLAIMED OPRAH WINFREY AS "BLACK MAMMAJAMMA"

AND

BY THE PRODUCERS WHO SAW SHREK

COMES

FROM THE DEVELOPERS OF HOTEL MARIO

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

Is Todd the George Lucas of Videogames?

ASS

So why haven't you bought the Skyrim remaster, user?

HIDEO KOJIMA, THE DIRECTOR OF THIS GAME

AND HIDEO KOJIMA AS

sweet little T-... AHHHH

I wouldn't mind this since the game runs like shit for me anytime I've tried playing it on PC. No problems with Morrowind.

HIDEO KOJIMA, THE PRODUCER OF THIS GAME

I will always wonder who made this

>That last second
>Todd's enraged face
I'll buy a copy if it means he doesn't come barging into my home.

AND KOJIMA HIDEO AS

HIDEO KOJIMA, THE WRITER OF THIS EMOTIONAL ADVENTURE

Someone who likes Higurashi

AND JOHN CENA AS

COMES A NEW RELEASE

*Skyrim music starts playing*

SKYRIM SPECIAL EDITION - REMASTERED

SEAMLESSLY INTEGRATED WITH THE CREATION CLUB

(ᴰᵘᵉ ᵗᵒ ˢᵒᶠᵗʷᵃʳᵉ ᶜʰᵃᶰᵍᵉˢ ᵗʳᵃᵈᶦᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃᶫ ᵐᵒᵈˢ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᶰᵒ ᶫᵒᶰᵍᵉʳ ʷᵒʳᵏ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵐᵒᵈˢ ᵒᶰᶫʸ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰ ᶜᶫᵘᵇ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ʷᵒʳᵏ)

STARRING FUNNYMAN ROB SCHNEIDER AS THE PROTAGONIST

OVER 20 LBS OF PUSSY AND ASS

STARRING ADAM SANDLER, ROB SCHNEIDER, KEVIN JAMES AS