THIS SUMMER
FROM THE MAKER OF FALLOUT 4
THIS SUMMER
FROM THE MAKER OF FALLOUT 4
AND ALIENS: COLONIAL MARINES
Absolutely nothing
COMES A NEW GAME
SET
IN
(yep you guessed it)
SPACE!!!
UNDER THE CREATIVE LEAD OF TIM SCHAFER
AND THE COMEDIC WRITERS FROM FAMILY GUY
STORY BY M. NIGHT. SHAMALAMADINGDONG
A GAME DESIGNED BY PEOPLE WHO GAVE US GONE HOME
AND THE PRODUCERS OF GODUS
SUPERVISED BY ANITA SARKEESIAN
COMES THE EPIC ADVENTURE
IN THE BIGGEST OPEN WORLD EVER MADE
FILLED WITH HOURS OF RADIANT CONTENT
COMES THE VR EXPERIENCE OF A LIFETIME
FEATURING
DANTE FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY™ SERIES
ACCLAIMED VOICE ACTOR TROY BAKER
ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTRESS EMMA STONE
AND GREY DELISLE GRIFFIN/WILSON/SMITH
THE ELDER SCROLLS IV:OBLIVION REMASTERED!!??
WITH A BRAND NEW FUNKY KONG MODE
AND SPECIAL GUEST ZOE QUIN
COMES A GAME WITH STORY FROM THE MIND OF
With more Patrick Stewart
>implying fallout 4 won't get remastered first and then yet another Skyrim remaster
BY THE DEVELOPERS THAT PLAYED MARIO
They already remaster Skyrim and Fallout 4 was the biggest blinder
IN ASSOCIATION WITH ANTHONY BURCH (too cucked to be shown)
AND KNUCKLES
GUEST STARRING
ADAM SANDLER
AND
BOOGIE2988'S EX WIFE
ALSO STARRING
HIDEO KOJIMA AS
HARVEY WEINSTEIN
IN COLLABORATION WITH LIFETIME CHANNEL AND BLACK ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION
Substational if accurate.
AND THE ANIMATORS WHO BROUGHT YOU MASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA
I really hope unironically that someone release a game with all of this shit and developed by Brianna Wu just for lose my sides forever
BASED ON TV NOVELAS BY TELEMUNDO AND UNIVISION
CO-STARING
LANKY KONG
AS THE "SKULLS" PARASITE UNIT
EXCLUSIVE FOR THE OUJA
TARA STRONG
ALSO STARRING WILL FARRELL AND ICE CUBE
WITH CHARACTERS DESIGNED BY ALEX AHAD
AND INTRODUCING ACADEMY ACCLAIMED OPRAH WINFREY AS "BLACK MAMMAJAMMA"
AND
BY THE PRODUCERS WHO SAW SHREK
COMES
FROM THE DEVELOPERS OF HOTEL MARIO
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
Is Todd the George Lucas of Videogames?
ASS
So why haven't you bought the Skyrim remaster, user?
HIDEO KOJIMA, THE DIRECTOR OF THIS GAME
AND HIDEO KOJIMA AS
sweet little T-... AHHHH
I wouldn't mind this since the game runs like shit for me anytime I've tried playing it on PC. No problems with Morrowind.
HIDEO KOJIMA, THE PRODUCER OF THIS GAME
I will always wonder who made this
>That last second
>Todd's enraged face
I'll buy a copy if it means he doesn't come barging into my home.
AND KOJIMA HIDEO AS
HIDEO KOJIMA, THE WRITER OF THIS EMOTIONAL ADVENTURE
Someone who likes Higurashi
AND JOHN CENA AS
COMES A NEW RELEASE
*Skyrim music starts playing*
SKYRIM SPECIAL EDITION - REMASTERED
SEAMLESSLY INTEGRATED WITH THE CREATION CLUB
(ᴰᵘᵉ ᵗᵒ ˢᵒᶠᵗʷᵃʳᵉ ᶜʰᵃᶰᵍᵉˢ ᵗʳᵃᵈᶦᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃᶫ ᵐᵒᵈˢ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᶰᵒ ᶫᵒᶰᵍᵉʳ ʷᵒʳᵏ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵐᵒᵈˢ ᵒᶰᶫʸ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰ ᶜᶫᵘᵇ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ʷᵒʳᵏ)
STARRING FUNNYMAN ROB SCHNEIDER AS THE PROTAGONIST
OVER 20 LBS OF PUSSY AND ASS
STARRING ADAM SANDLER, ROB SCHNEIDER, KEVIN JAMES AS