You'll never be a kid without a care in the world...

>you'll never be a kid without a care in the world, just popping an NES cartridge into the console playing duckhunt with your OG bros ever again

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no you wont, but as an adult you get laid

>need a career to support my shit
>don't know what I want to do
>not good enough with people for entertainment
>not good at the kind of math needed to get a job specializing in it
>only good at historical trivia
>decide to take law
>excel in classes but realize I fucking hate every single job that would be available to me without exception and not a single one would give me free time
>don't want to go into the military because it'll mean I'm admitting to being a loser who can't get a career anywhere else

>implying

just be yourself

>NES
Woah there grandpa, do you also miss getting newspaper deliveries too

I'm nobody.

>tfw you still do this

>underage posters are now allowed to post here

Sex is overrated

Eventually the emptiness creeps back like kudzu. Euphoria of sex is fleeting and moot. You'll never be happy again.

>you will never be 12 playing Skyrim on a your 360 on a rainy Saturday afternoon without a care in the world again

What are you good at? Or functionally better at then most people you meet? Be specific.

>skyrim came out 7 years ago
>kids that were 11 years old at the time are old enough to post here now
no
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT STOP GO BACK

Depends, good sex is amazing but it's mediocre most of the time.

only if youre an actual autist or schizoid or asexual

Yeah, fuck off normie

The future is now old man

>1999 was 50 years ago

actually it was 20 years ago

Law.

become a vigilante
or a lawyer, either one works

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>tfw it's been 13 years since hitler retired to Colombia

He kows the meme became real so he had to bullshit his way and make it 50 years
Which is pretty fucking damage control mode if you ask me