You guys ever just go fuck around and drive around the castle section?

You guys ever just go fuck around and drive around the castle section?

Enough people did that Mario Kart 8's take on the track completely got rid of the roadway leading up to the castle.

i got inside once, you need to play 4 players and all get the star powerup. then go to the front door and all activate the stars at once and drive thru.
the door will open, but the main hallway is a lot smaller than it was in Mario 64

YOU'RE A LYING NIGGER I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

i used to start up mario 64 and roleplay this little story where I would have mario in front of the castle and i'd pretend he was talking about the wonderful world of go kart racing. i'd make him walk into the castle, turn off the n64, put in mario kart 64, and then load up that map as if it was one scene.

i had no friends growing up. still don't but i'm ok.

this upset me so much even though it makes sense in case of online shitters, but come on. We just cant have fun for the sake of fun anymore. Everything has to be so sterile and polished. Where's the mystery, charming sprites and cg character select boxes?

It just has so much more charm. I can still boot up my n64 and it's just more flavor than mk8.

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>hahaha I lie to pretend that I am cool
No fuck off and die

Nah OP. This was my go-to fuckaround map

Why is that image extremely blurry

Why was Marty locked up?

>emulating mario kart 64
>playing on anything other than a crt
way to ruin the fucking aesthetic.

screenshot from a crt

I just found the pic online

try it, but remember, you all need to activate the stars at exactly the same time. also you need to have player 1 =Mario, player 2 =luigi, 3 = peach, 4 = yoshi

He was found going up and down on Whomp's rock hard cock and was sentenced to Gay Bowser prison

The cameraman has astigmatism

>my friend told me you could glitch through the castle walls and drive around the whole castle
>mfw I actually spent the entire duration of the race slamming into the castle like a moron while my friend won the race

yes, i only ever played mariokart 64 to explore the mysterious off track
whos throwing those coconuts?

if you beat the game 10 times in a row she takes her top off

DID I SAY YOU DIDNT YOU PIECE OF FUCK

The ship has a cannon that's firing

i would have believed that

>mario kart snes
>battle mode with brother
>level with the pools
>get a feather
>jump into the blocked off pool section
>sit and wait
>brother so pissed off he can't hit me but won't jump in too

Cranky Kong, using DK's Coconut Gun

>tfw we never got a Mario Kart with an adventure mode similar to CTR/DKR

>yfw landing the 64 rainbow road skip

you have to beat the game 21 times in order to get all of the paint jobs whats the point of that lie lmao

holy shit, it works. lol it's not like the raters were gonna play that much anyways

whats a crt

WHY ARE YOU YELLING

it's a Cool Robot Television. they had them back in the olden days and make everything look retro and cool. gramps totally had the best vidya

you mean those big clunky 2 ton tvs with rounded glass screens? why not just use a flat screen?

>playing flat video games

lol it doesn't work like that at all xD