Playing Turf War

>Playing Turf War
>See this person's "art" scroll across the huge billboard in front of my spawn

Parents won't even learn how to turn off offensive shit in a video game?

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most likely they're hiding the existence of parental controls from their parents so they have unrestricted access when they're alone

>unrestricted access
To fucking what? The same people writing "selfie" or drawing furry art or asking people to draw Mario kissing their Inkling?

don't deny this boy his dream of seeing mario and a sparkledog have a threesome with his inkling before his mom gets home

I’m positive that guy is just memeing you

it's a joke you fucking sperg, tons of people have some variant of this as their pic

>Tons
Where? Mostly I see "SELFIE" and Discord codes.

No. Much easier (and more profitable) to blame someone else and play the victim.

Has any madman drawn loli art yet?

I saw this screenshot where US Splatoon Miiverse was a bunch of writing and political shit but Japan Splatoon Miiverse was ACTUAL ART

Zone had some good shit on here

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They're not being serious, it's just new players trying to be funny. I've seen a bunch of "my mom left us at X :(" posts again.

Parents are lazy as fuck despite all this information being widely available with a simple search.

t. Teacher

I remember the "WE DID IT" posts about gay marriage or some shit that lasted a fucking week while Japan had asses. Lots of asses.

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I fucking love how Japan is just full of cool shit.

That fucking Robocop gets me every time.

If I just start playing on my Japanese account, can I get these glorious posts?

I think they're based on your IP's region so probably not

I just wanna play a fucking game, not turn a kid's game into a public gay news site.

>muh trans positivity
can't even enjoy a simple fun game like splatoon without these fuckups shitting up the scenery

at least some people do art

US Square has good art all the time. EU is kind of shit though. It's mostly "do u kno de wae" garbage. It's been like that for weeks.

>good art
It doesn't have tits and asses like Japan. Can't be that good.

you've seen 1 squid butt you've seen them all.

is he big in Japan?

I'd rather see butts than "DON'T SPLAT IN SQUID PARTIES WAAAAH" shit.

>US Square has good art all the time
>all the time
No. Most of the time it's "INK YOUR SPAWN" or text like "I CAN'T DRAW"

Try looking next time.

>I CAN'T DRAW
>You can report art or give it the equivalent of a "Like"
>You can't contact the artist in any way unless they plug themselves on the picture
>Yet they write like they want to start a debate with someone

>Try looking
I shouldn't have to look if "the US Square has good art all the time"

It does. Try looking.

>try cherrypicking

I could post these all night. That's how rare good posts are outside of Japan. I have many more on my Switch that I haven't offloaded yet too. Try looking next time.

i wonder the same thing, they seem to like him more than anyone else

It wouldn't surprise me if Japan eventually gets a micro bikini outfit and we don't.

Right now all I see is
>crude drawing of someone dabbing with "DAB ON EM" on the side
>They added Arowana Mall!
>My phone is purple static lol
>if the Switch isn't so good why isn't there a Switch 2?
>crude drawing of an inkling and squid
>EQUALS THREE
>Judd is lame
>Luigi Got Big Titties
>I think dogs should vote!!!
>If you squidbag I will hunt you down for the rest of the match
>the OP post
>that guy who always draws Pit
>an hourly comic that's just the same drawing of a squid with different backgrounds
>a cute drawing of a masked inkling girl

>Marina adjusts her headphone
I've never seen this and it's adorable.

I have those first 7 exact same ones. How the fuck?

>a cute drawing of a masked inkling girl
well there you go. you can also refresh them by going into the lobby and back out. it will show some new ones.

I'll check NA and EU and tell you how many good ones I find.

>you can also refresh them by going into the lobby and back out
No. The same people I just played with are still here with the same scribbled text "art."

>you can also refresh them by going into the lobby and back out. it will show some new ones.
Not necessarily. You're likely to get the same posts.

What is playing on Pearl and Marina's TV? I can't pan the camera enough.

I saw someone tonight called KissMyAss thatought about reporting them but didn’t

You should.

If you see stupid shit, report it. Get that Tumblr shit out of the game.

can you report inappropriate usernames?

You can report a person using the Switch app as long as you've been in a battle of some kind with them. If they have art, just report it and they'll probably see the name along with it.

I don't think there are regional restrictions.
There might be some kind of mechanism that prioritzes low latency that ends up grouping japs with japs, europeans with europeans, etc...

>NA
GSstandard: Callie, Marie and Octavio are standing in a room looking at some snake thing coming out of the ceiling. No idea what this is a reference to.

Goldi: Agent 2 at night. Regularly submits good posts focused on Marie.

sHard: Halfway decent picture of a woomy.

Agent CH: Regularly submits good posts. A picture of Callie, seems to be a reference to puyo pop.

Max D.: Regularly submits high quality posts focused on Squid Sisters. A picture of Marie with a fishing pole with a fish on it. Callie is in the corner with a surprised look. Not sure if this is a reference to something.

Bluecean: Self portrait of their woomy wearing the new welding mask. Caption says "I'm so smexy." Pretty sure this person posts in both NA and EU regions, but I could be mistaken. They're a somewhat regular poster.

-REFRESH-

pro gamrXD: Halfway decent image of a woomy in some room with Judd in to the side. Caption says "for Hejiru"

-REFRESH-

J Fresh: Regularly posts comics. Hit or miss. He's dedicated.

There's also the Daily Callie poster who posts good Callie images pretty much literally every day. I saw him earlier, but he must have made a new post and it's yet to show up.

>EU

qekkon: Nice Callie image. They seem to post Callie a lot. They redeemed the EU Square, this time.

Emperor: Good image of a yebby looking happy.

-REFRESH-

Ugandan knuckles image. Like clockwork, EU.

Excel: Halfway decent picture of woomy. Caption says "I can't draw with my finger!"

Obviously Japan will have most of the good ones because their culture is more inclined to drawing and their player base is literally 3 times bigger than the rest of the world. To say that there aren't regularly good posts outside of the Japanese Square is complete bullshit. Try looking next time.

You will get SOME new ones. Obviously at some point it will run out. Sometimes I just refresh it once, sometimes twice. This really isn't that complicated.

>I don't think there are regional restrictions.
I think there are, especially since no one has reported seeing that manga outfit that requires a serial code in a non-Japanese version of the game. It would have been widespread via ordering now.

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>no I will not draw your Inkling girl kissing anybody
>Please use my beacons!
>#DailyBaldInkling, a really shitty drawing
>how you draw on here sugar ugly sugoo
>a fucking stick drawing of Pearl
>I'm gay
>My mom left us at Walmart

>To say that there aren't regularly good posts outside of the Japanese Square is complete bullshit
it's true but you're free to autistically defend a handful of shit scribbles you saved to your album months ago

>no I will not draw your Inkling girl kissing anybody
I get that too. I don't understand how the art works. We all can't be playing the same fucking people.

This just proves more (in addition to Japan's exclusive clothes) that the games are region-restricted. I thought that was bullshit.

Or maybe you simply cannot order it just like amiibo/hero gear.

I definitely have like 50/50 Japanese and western names here in Russia

>Or maybe you simply cannot order it just like amiibo/hero gear.
Why has no one even seen it, though? Surely someone in a Splatoon thread would have mentioned trying to order it or even seeing it. Japan wouldn't NOT show it off to roundeye.

This just makes me wish you could see posts from any region
It's not like Twitter prevents you from reading Japanese posts
I saw it during Turf War. You can't order it

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>You can't order it
America has the fucking manga. That's stupid.

It's region-exclusive like the 7-Eleven FA recolors.

>act like a dense cunt because i proved the incorrect "only japan makes good posts!" meme wrong and this makes you mad for some reason
>they're just shit scribbles!
Last reply you get kiddo. All of the ones I've posted were saved in January and I haven't offloaded my SD card in a week or so and they're only the tip of the iceberg. Probably over 100 save-worthy posts from January alone. I check every day. Try looking next time.

>America has the fucking manga
Yeah but the code was in an issue of CoroCoro
It doesn't look very good anyway

>Nintendo still keeping cool things from round eye due to companies being owned by different people in Japan and Reggie doesn't want to put in the effort
The next Animal Crossing is going to be trading/bartering hell until someone figures out a duplication glitch.

It came out like a month ago, it's still too early

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The 7-Eleven promo was six months ago. The Emperor set ain't coming over.

I don't understand why NoA doesn't give us these. I understand that 7-Eleven in Japan and America are two very different kinds of stores, but the items are still programmed into the games (and given generic names of "24/7 (name)" in terms of Animal Crossing.)

What would happen if NoA gave us these for free? Would they get sued?

It's licensing bullshit. Someone wants more money.

Why are you playing a game for children?

Games are for children, everyone here is 12. How old are you mister? Are you a pedophile?

>splatoon is for children
this guy

Playing the game

idk man I'm in gookland and I still get a bunch of english posts.