When the FUCK is she getting nerfed?

When the FUCK is she getting nerfed?

>she
Englishmen are fucking cucks.

>muh strong independant black female protagonist

yfw plebs think Knight is low tier when it's actually top tier

Queen is shit, and so are you

that’s a king you fucking failure

>Queen not Knight
Knight is silly OP, how the fuck do you even counter the fucker?
>Make a strong front line
>Knight jumps it and rapes your queen

Bishops could do with a minor buff.

This.
All my friends I play against vastly underestimate the Knight.

How can we fix white?

first move > literally everything

You misunderstand the game.
Black plays for stalemate, White plays for checkmate. That's the way it's always been, and how it should be.

The queen represents a medieval queen's ability to have reach via diplomacy.
She can get away with things that the King can't.

Knight projects so hard you can tell where he's going several turns in advance. While, if you lose your own queen, you might as well fold on the spot, because the material balance is fucked beyond hope

>that one faggot who plays black, doesn't have a strategy, and ends up 2 moves ahead of you

>white always goes first
right after they fix their racism. we should all take to twitter and demand change.

>all these years
>no updates or expansions
Devs are hacks

>pawns CAN'T attack the same direction that they move
>knights move in haphazard L shapes like they're retarded
>movings castles???
>the grand lord of the land can only move one space at a time even though everything is over if he dies
>special snowflake queen can move ANYWHERE at ANY DISTANCE

fucking SJW's are killing this industry, i can't believe how bad the devs are pandering to the tumblr crowd. it's pathetic that the competitive scene has eaten this up, too.

Just play Go

>losing your queen
Stop overextending, faggot

We all know Knight is top tier, even the plebs.

You cuck.

Never.

>shilling this hard

fuck off with your weebshit.

>Bishops could do with a minor buff.
Bullshit, dual bishops shits all over dual knights or, god forbid, knight/bishop combo. Pawns need a buff.

Knight is only top tier when a kind of shitty player uses it against a really shitty player, who's so bad he can't spot knight forks 2 turns ahead. Otherwise knight is about equal to bishop, and worse than bishop in the late game.

just wait til late game and all it can do is hop around your own king

>Pawns need a buff.
>can be literally any unit if you play them well
git. gud.

Was Bobby Fischer using an aimbot? He got a perfect game against Spassky using a rollout he'd never before done- very suspicious!

What I don't understand is why is there such a huge fandom for Knight? Cosplaying must cost a fortune but i just don't get why everyone's so head-over-heels about him.

What's with this new butterfly pawn meta?

Who legit chess geeks here? I just watched last years London Chess Classic and it was pretty hype, apparently Gibralter Chess just finished today

Play Shogi

jsyk posts like these aren't funny or clever
chess has endured centuries while your epic meme chink games have been obscure since their inception

>One of legendary
She is fine buddy

Shogi didn't take off outside Asia because it's too complex for western minds.

Knight is casual tier
Bishop is were the shit is

just stop

Why? Because my insights are sharper than a katana?

The scary thing is that had chess been invented this century, this would be an actual complaint.

deflected with irony folded over one thousand times

no it wouldn't

Leave Queens to me

HUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I remember trying to castle one time and someone told me that wasn't a real thing and didn't allow me to do it. Should I have quit playing with that person Sup Forums?

The ultimate question:
e4, d4, Nf6 or g4
e3 manlets need not apply

>playing SJW western garbage
>when several superior eastern versions exist

Can you imagine actually getting something like that trending? What do you think the actual ramifications of something like that would be? Would the world actually bend to some bullshit like this and change the rules of Chess?

>that guy who inverts his Rook in a casual game
fuck sake I don't want to take this to lategame

*invades row 7*
What do?

Killing yourself for letting that happen

Firetruck is definitely my favorite piece.

Yes. Instead of learning something new they chose to insist that they already know everything, despite not actually knowing the rules. Such a person has little to offer, intellectually.

*blocks your castling rights*

Is it finally time for Chess to become accessible? Are unintuitive rules like en passant and castling rally necessary?

>*blocks ur opera*

...

Is there a good chess game for android? I just realized I could totally play at work.

lichess

Oh, they have an app, that's cool, I played a few games with anons on lichess.

god damn Morphy was such a boss

its a slippery slope just play with ai