In what video games can I use stupid guns?

in what video games can I use stupid guns?

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All of them frankly, it's hard to find a video game where the guns aren't balanced, animated or otherwise presented that doesn't trigger some small part of anyone who knows a thing about guns.

Starting with
>clips

double barrel pistol in next kf2 update

fo:nv
haha nuke gun

Borderlands thrives on the 'Guns for the sake of Guns' concept.

ayy

DMC4

>Here's your gun, sir.

Enter the Gungeon.

gun? how is that a gun?

Borderlands. It's all about guns. More grind- better loot, more guns you get. Some of them are beyond stupidity/hilarity.
You can get:
>screaming gun
>more autistic gun that imitates sounds and comments in fake 'STRAYA accent
>sword-shooting gun
>overly moral gun
>swearing gun that speaks in fake 'STRAYA accent
>that thinks it's a badass
>gun that actually acts like vibrator, and starts vibrating the controller
>fastball grenade, that either gives full crit damage if you hit something or miss

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It's fucking overpowered.

It can turn into 666 different weapons. In game it can turn into few types of guns.

borderlands goes a bit too far imo
evrything about the game lacks elegance

Fallout 4

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Unpatched MGSV

Warframe has it's share of retarded weapons. It has a ROCKET PROPELLED bow that shoots EMP rockets FFS.

they're all incredibly fun tho

Warframe is pretty much the new king of dumb guns. Shame most of the interesting ones are shit.
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what is that?

Mag-Coil bow that fires plasma grenades, actually. Still just as silly.

Time to reinstall and fuck about in the bloody palace.

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

Dude, I don't even KNOW what it is from just looking at it. That was my best guess.

>not mentioning that the sword gun can shoot swords that explode into more swords which also explode

Also has an automatic shotgun that shoots glass slugs,

how do you unpatch MGSV or revert it? i want to make some of those cool weapons

if that's true i'd actually give gunslinger a shot

Honestly, with weapons like this and that acid pistol the game should be renamed to WarCrime.

Also that one gun that's firing darts dipped in toxic sludge shit that givews you superaids.

why do you think op made this thread? steamcommunity.com/games/232090/announcements/detail/1655505702398839831

I see your double-barreled pistol and raise you a quad-barrel rifle.

No, it's not a rotary minigun.
It's just a rifle.
With quad barrels.
That shoot at the same time.

>Pair of living pistols that use its larvae as munition
>Said larvae favor the taste of brain matter

>A weaponized microwave emitter

>A napalm launcher
>Uses a mixture that involves rocket fuel not for the fireball but to power its thrusters
>Because you can fucking hum the entire weapon at your enemy and the thrusters will kick in
>and to top it all off, the head is a self-replenishing explosive charge in case throwing a rocket-spear wasn't goofy enough

>double pistol
>MAC 10 and husk cannon coming back
well i'm excited

these sound like turok weapons

Warframe has like 10% of rational guns, the rest is full retard mode with rule of cool as it's only goal.

But is the game good yet

there's a larger variety of weapons and maps since EA but if you didn't like it before there's not a whole lot that will change your mind

>double pistol
>mac 10 and husk canon coming back
>D.A.R. coming back
>2 new maps
>endless mode
>endless mode has patriarch trader taunting you
>"PC users may see improved initial loading time as we are changing the way the game uses memory on initial content load"
>also new cosmetics but who cares about that
this update is going to be great

it's been good for a while imo. it definitely had a really rough start, but it's got plenty of content now

>"PC users may see improved initial loading time as we are changing the way the game uses memory on initial content load"
> D.A.R.
shit i've been out of the loop but if they can seriously fix the winter long load time i'll be ecstatic

Before the Second Dream questline came out there was a lot of speculation in the community about the player characters being the real villains of the story.
>A fairly advanced player has likely killed a MILLION enemies.
>Religious fanatic Lotus randomly tells you to stop a mission and just kill everyone instead. Tenno just sorta go along with it.
>Stalker pissed you killed all the Orokin.
>Capture targets get tortured for information.
>Lots of talk about civilians and good causes, none of it is ever seen.

it takes so long on initial load because the game loads like the entire thing into memory on boot. so they might make it not do that, but that might result in longer map load times or something. we'll have to see

Well, it aint wrong. Tenno are basically unsanctioned vigilantees with magic-tier murdertech.

Average Tenno murders thousands of grineer and corpus troops every fucking day and no one regulates this shit.

Too bad it' is shit.
These four barrels are much better.

I hated “Tower of Guns” but maybe thats what your looking for

hopefully it won't be too bad if that's the case. i'm also hoping they add some new shit for the medic, because i'm not a big fan of the HIV gun. they could just change the sounds for the medic guns and i'd be happy.

>MAC-10 is coming back
neat
>still a firebug weapon with incendiary ammo
fuck YES

yeah I really don't see the point in the hemogoblin, it doesn't have good feedback so I never feel like I'm really helping when I use it. plus the reload time is awful

Hemo is shit.
Too slow, too low of damage, takes too many darts to slow the big zeds and usually does JUST enough damage to send them into an autistic rage.

Feels bad cause the idea is hilarious.

the new patch also is gonna have balance changes, so hopefully they'll rework it or something

>too slow
>doesn't have good feedback
hit the nail on the head. i swear, i've shot gorefasts in the face with it and they couldn't give a shit. i get that it should be situational, but by the time the DOT does anything you could have just plowed the fucker with the shotgun

Final fantasy 8

but sadly only 5% of the weapons are actually good, the rest are total garbage that are only used for MR fodder

Gunslinger is the shit. It's like a sharpshooter that's useful 90% of the time instead of 10%.

if i bothered leveling up GS i'd probably like the perk more, but i can't be assed to either be dead weight on higher difficulties or bored on hard.

>6-player HoE
>team is split in 3 pairs and no matter the number of fleshpounds or scrakes that show up they're all destroyed in seconds with no communication
>another HoE server with just 2 others
>a single fp always wipes them
how

It aint shit if you have the right mods for it. All you need to fix is the fire rate, otherwise it kicks like a truck and has tons of ammo.

All this precious money lost :'(

Eh, depends what do you mean by them being "good".

Only a handful are "LOL TOP TIER DAMAGE MLG YO" but most of them can be fun when modded right and are usable up to and including sorties.

It's also crossperk with the SWAT.

I got to gs level 10 without ever playing it because I maxed sharpshooter and the rifles are crossperk

So you saw the KF2 update news too?

by good i mean "they can be used on the third part of a sortie without me desiring to kill myself"
and instead of buffing the weapons DE just added another layer of RNG shit

MINIMUM VIABLE PRODUCT

>Stupid guns!

UNACCEPTABLE

Borderlands, that's the entire point of the game.

actually I didnt

Well what a coincidence then.
Be cause Tripwire announced AF2011 for KF2 just today

>i never played dmc

But Ivan, where is trigger

There are far better semi-autos out there. Also it uses shotgun model of status proc calculations which is total crap.

You can complete a sortie with more than 60% of the weapons ingame without a sweat.

Reminds me of the double barrel revolver and triple barrel shotgun from Alone in the Dark 4

There aint that much good semi-autos out there to begin with. I just want a decent marksman's rifle with a meaty kick to it.

thats dumb

Bandit guns are the only good looking ones in the game, they're the only designs that look even moderately conventional. Everything else is either a PEW PEW sci-fi gun or something intentionally dumb and gimmicky like Jakobs or Torgue.

>he is not aware

You can also get a million boring guns that are exactly the same.

And all of them don't feel good at all because of terrible sound design, retarded recoil patterns and bullet sponges.

We really need a game with a bolt-action AK

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>Doublebarreled 1911 coming to KF2

Holy shit, I've been shilling for this weapon since Gunslinger was announced

All guns are stupid.

Guns r fun

retarded gun

>he doesn't like fun guns

Dahl and Jakobs aren't that weird. Jakobs isn't gimmicky either, it's just guns with big damage.

What movie was it where the bad guy had a double barreled gun like this and he kept flashing it around and then near the end or something he uses it and the barrels split apart into a Y shape so he can shoot two people at once?

I think Ocelot used this in MGS3

>screaming gun
I'm pretty sure that fucking thing even ignores your volume sliders. What was Randy thinking?

>deagle
>in MGS3
Hello???

>Jakobs isn't gimmicky
>When the magazine size is so low
I think not user. Jakobs is trash.

Dirge of Cerberus is mediocre, but there's gun customization and most guns in that game are triple barreled.

>thinking of putting some fun guns or meme ammo in the shitty FPS im making
should i put them in as upgraded versions with a higher stat in some area?

Boredomlands 2

Oddworld Strangers Wrath

Doesn't use shotgun calculations anymore.

>Thought Tripwire was being lazy by just mashing two models together for a meme gun
>It's a real gun
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theres some more guns that are just mashed together to form a double barrel thing, shotguns, handguns, SMGS and assault rifles, who the fuck wants a double barrel sniper rifle?

any games that let m use this?

Ratchet & Clank has some.

TF2