OH GOD THE WAITING

OH GOD THE WAITING

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I want to kill animals with a crossbow

You haven’t done it IRL?

based

>Can't join the bad guys
dropped

So how do we explain the local cops, state troopers, FBI, ATF, and National Guard not going absoluely apeshit and annihilating the cult?

>pig disgusting graphics
>strong womyns and minorities vs evil white guys
>worse vilain than both Pagan Min and Vaas, hell even Hoyt Volker looked better
>copypasted gameplay with literaly copypasted stuff like flamethrower (for the third time)
>I'm actually considering buying gold edition since I enjoyed all FC titles and you'll get FC3 remaster for free with it

wooow are you serious this is a VIDEO GAME!
I really wanna see how they bullshit their way through this

THIS. God ubisoft must be really fucking dumb to get BTFO by an user on a mozambique clay hut building forum

No, it's retarded. The explanation is that it's really super deep in rural America. Who cares tho, it's vidya.

white priviledge

>implying the player isnt the ATF/FBI/dog shooter's union

Didn't see that twist coming in your post

>getting excited for normalfag garbage
when did we let this board sink so low? where did it all go wrong?

fuck man yeah I understand how you feel we oldfags must stand together, we can't let this happen our elevated tastes must be preserved

I hate how it’s become impossible to make sense of the levels of irony. Is that pic making fun of neverhappened fags or of jews?

fuck off with your daily shill thread ubiretard

exactly. if these keeps up, this place will be no better than Facebook.

it's just a joke, user, if it's making fun of anyone it's you for taking it seriously

Just play Monster Hunter instead of this soy garbage.

>god will never late you take me
What?

can't wait, fuck religion

>it's really super deep in rural America
>Montana
What. Dude I got internet connection and a Costco up there. Mostly constructed highways and large ass mountains, but deep rural wouldn’t be a great way to describe what’s literally is a day’s trip away from Washington. You might as well call Ohio and Kentucky “deep America”.

Not him but I haven't. Can't hunt with a crossbow in oregon, shit's wack.

Don't give a shit about story, did they change the gameplay from not just being another clone of 3?
Gun ballistics, ammo types, manual melee weapons?

He's talking about Jesus. Jesus got "taken away" but God won't let (You) take him away.

what if
>the US armed forces are hanging around the area of the city to contain the cult's action
>because the cult was actually a CIA experiment with local americans to see how people would obey any form of dictatorship under the disguise of religious cult
>and the actual good guys is the local militia and other militias that smuggled themselves to help the few remaining people who are not brainwashed by the "cult"
that would make a good story if made correctly

Can the based CIA guy from 3 show up then?

Super deep rural area in Montana. It's a fictional place too.

lmao, no
it's Ubisoft, they just added few gimmicks like dog or sniper support

You know it will be the same boring game like the last ones, just with a different background?

Didn't he show up in 4 too? I wouldn't be surprised, I hope he does.

maybe, maybe not, i think it was hinted that one of the characters in FarCry 4 that contact the MC is in fact an UFLL leader in farcry 2

>japshit
>not say garbage

his was in 4 as well

>entire game is playable in co-op unlike 4
Literally the only reason Ill buy this when its cheaper

I know he was there, wasn't in it long enough.

hes talking about the typo

"Do we even care anymore?"

Yeah, but he was an asshole in 4.

They send (You) to deal with it.

Fuck it then, into the trash.
Time to replay FC2

Super pumped for this game. I bought the standard edition so I can buy all the DLC seperately, this way I can support Ubisoft even more with my money, they earned it.

damn

I remember seeing that law... Dude wtf. That’s some deep bullshit right there.

Another far cry 3 reskin

>euro truck simulator
>but with guns

Seeing as religion is a controversial topic and Ubisoft won't have the balls to actually let their writers say anything on the theme of the game, I doubt I'll be too interested by the story. The game doesn't look that great technology wise. What's new with this in terms that people actually give a shit about? AKA the gameplay.

>better story writing and depth than what Ubisoft willing to muster
I’m not buying it.

This, they use the same flamethrower for crying out loud.

Yeah it is. For the most part the laws regarding hunting and weapons is okay (not the best in the country but far better than places like NY and Cali) but yeah no crossbows. You can own them IIRC, but can't use them for hunting.

>Who cares tho, it's vidya.
if only developers had this same mindset

It is no irony it is making fun of the Jews and their agenda

Might pirate

This is legit criticism which they try to silence with faux political controversy baiting, it's so fucking obvious why people keep falling for it?

Ubishit is REALLY unoriginal.
Its the same with Battlefield and Call of Duty.
Same characters,same story, nearly same guns, same environment same everything.

I can't wait to climb radiotowers and get yelled at by women

It's gonna be 50 or so gigs, you mad lad.

and yet, they spend 2-3 years on these games
what the fuck are they doing in that time?

it has denuvo
ass creed is still not cracked
btfo

50 giggitybytes is quite okay for an open world game nowadays.
And with modern internet speeds, that is going to take like what, 8 hours at the worst?
Leave it on, go to work, come back home and enjoy video games. Lack of coop with pirated copy is a small price I'll have to pay.

*claps* this *claps* shit *claps* biih *claps*

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I've finally learned my lesson with Ubisoft
I'm not falling for their shit again
They are not getting my money

The Ass Creed controversy? Does he mean when they made that coop Ass Creed and it was just with men? are those the big risks they're taking over at Ubisoft?

Donald Drumpf lead the cult

Can't wait to finally kill whitey in a video game!

BASED BLACK MEN

>trailer start
>"we"
it's like they are doing it on purpose

>buying and or playing any farcry after 2
ISHYGDDT.

The funny thing is you guys get better gun laws than I do over in NJ, but practically little regulation over crossbows. Also slingshots were at one time considered firearms here.

>whitey

Personally as a jewish man I can't wait to play this game

WE NEED TO FORM A #RESISTANCE TO DEFEAT NAZI DONALD GLUMPF AND HIS GAMERGATOR CULT.

JOIN ME COMRADES

does it offend you?

As an actual Nazi (I have a certificate, thank you.) I'm pretty fired up.

Very Good
Far Cry 3(4) is the best fps ever made

DID SOMEONE SAY BOTTLED BRUF?

The idea for the setting and plot is fucking great.

Too bad modern Ubisoft games are made for complete retards.

There will be an awesome game there, buried under a mountain of brain-dead "please stab me" ai, hollow "go to dots on map" collect-a-thon """"gameplay"""" and do it YOUR way combat that only is challenging if you artificially limit yourself to playing with your feet

Resist Donald KKKLUMPF comrade.

If we make our games unenjoyable and filled to the brim with leftist propaganda we will defeat GAMBLERGOITER even though they just elected Donald KLANSMAN

>Paying to buy the same game again.
Hang your self.

>Cult takes over town and starts murdering people in en masse
>State governor doesn't send in army + national guard + swat + FBI + fucking everything they can to stop them

not buying it due to devs basically like "FUCK TRUMP AMIRIGHT XDDD!!11" and all the cali marxist journalists acting like the game is a virtue signal against trump/ "nazis" AKA anyone not a delusional racist against white libtard marxist cuck

God I hate Christians
They are responsible for the crusades, slavery and The Holocaust
Most evil people, they all need to die

>paying

This is what the people behind these posts look like

Good choice user.

Far Cry 5 is just going to be more of 4 and 3 with additional tacked on gimmicks

This thread wreaks of Sup Forums

>christian americans own land and guns
>they are not gunned down and their children burned alive on direct orders from the president's wife
jdimsa

He's got a good chair

Glomp's Amerikkka.

This, but unironically.

Reddit and ubisoft shills stop.

THE GAMERGATE NAZIS WILL BE VANQUISHED BY OUR QUEER LGBTQQIAAKSDKK123+ ALLIANCE COMRADE

THE TYRANNY OF KEKISTAN WILL BE NO MORE

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and this are people who cry muh /pol all the time, so what's your point ?

Says the Reddit boomer

Y'know, this political shitposting is infinitely more fun than Far Cry 5 will be

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Fuck off underaged redditor.

Say what you want about Kekistani fags but at least they look like you could sit down have a beer and play some vidya with most of them. But these fucking genderqueer commie fags on the other hand.