DUDE, I ROLLED
DUDE, I ROLLED
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THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DOOOOOO
good luck explaining that to the IRS
I WAS BLOCKING
DOOOODE
I WAS BLAHCKING HAHAHAHAHAHA I WAS BLAHCKING
LOOK I'M PRESSING BLAHCK
*TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP*
AHAHAHAHAHA I WAS BLAHCKING HAAAAHAHAHAHA THIS GAME IS DOGSHIT
R N G
SAY IT WITH ME
R
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Well, nothing I could do.
>Raged on stream when people suggested he doesn't find gaming fun and only does it to make money
>Not even a week ago
>"Hey Phil are you going to play MH:W offline?"
>"DOOD! I DON'T EVEN FUCKING PLAY GAMES OFFLINE ANYMORE!!"
I can't wait to see what a mental mess his new gf is
10 bucks on she doesn't even speak english
dsp is /ourguy/. his existence pisses off the neofaggot, reddit and kf soyboys. living rent free 24/7 in their minds
Oh shit he's dating someone else now?
Why doesn't he want to show her already? It's also kinda sad that he and pandalee broke up
Aren't Sons of Kojima redditors? Like for real if I remember correctly they are
He was getting cucked.
Beginner's trap!
HOW'S HE HITTING ME I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING?
WHY AM I TAHXIC
>I won't stream Monster Hunter because it's too niche and no one wants to watch it
>Monster Hunter is topping Twitch
DSP is the master of bad decisions.
>special shout out to youtubers talking shit about me in vlog videos apparently yesterday and today call me a ragequitter when i've never ragequit ever in my entirety of existence on youtube
Working on some quality khantent boys
ONLINE PLAY
ONLY THE SHITTY MAY APPLY :)
WOOOW INSTAKILL
PHIL'S A FAGGOT
ME... REE
>He called the 2nd Petey Piranha battle in Sunshine a beginner’s trap because he couldn’t figure out what to do
I fucking hate this idiot.
THE GAME'S GLITCHED, LOOK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
OH CAMERA WAS ON
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
OH NO NO NO
Guys, while we are at it: do people seriously edit 2 hour videos of him just failing and doing stupid shit? There is also a black guy on youtube called Almighty Tevin that has lots of 3+ hour reactions to DSP vids. Are people literally fucking insane? This is a little bit creepy desu
WHAT ENGAGEMENT RING DOOD *SNORT*
>imput delay: 2-3 frames
DOOD LOOK AT HOW LAGGY THIS MATCH IS
Go away Vidar
kek
>He's terrible
>CAWCAWCAW
>Online play, only the shitty may apply
>...
>Proceeds to get double perfected
>Huge group of pink enemies near a fence, moving around so you can’t miss them
>He jumps off the stage and dies then says it’s a trap because you wouldn’t know what to do
WOOOW ACK ACK ACK ACK
Dear fans of DSPgaming, I've got another copyright strike against my account, if youtube takes down my business its over for me, the sons of kojimas are trying to take me down.
People just want to see the 'best parts' of DSP's playthroughs, aka the rage and all that shit, I couldn't stand full playthrough of any game by Phil.
And everyone knows Tevin is autistic fuckwit who's mad thirsty for Leanna, but he gets away with it because he whored himself out to any podcast shittalking SoK.
>What? You're gonna tell me I didn't press a button?
>WHA-DOOD! The game dropped my combo!
>COMPLETELY UNEARNED!
>FUCK THIS GAME. How can you tell me this game is good? This is the worst fucking game I've ever played.
>Wow, double perfect. What a great player. He's so good. Standing ovation everyone. STANDING OVATION.
>mad thirsty for Leanna
She is so fucking ugly, something wrong with her face. It's like she had a plastic surgery that went wrong
WHOOOOOAA? WAIT, WHOOOOA? WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
DIDN'T HIT ME
DUDE IT DIDN'T HIT ME
STILL DIDN'T HIT ME
His attempt at Ruin Sentinels was hilarious
WUH HUH HUH HUH
ROPED ME INTO IT
I was spazzing out like DSP when I was playing Dark Souls 2 because the game is garbage and the hitboxes are legitimately fucking bullshit. So I can't really blame Phil for that one
I hate women so much. If you dont wanna date someone like phil dont date them, cheating is way worse.
LOOK AT THIS GUY, WOWWOWW
ACKACKACKACKACKAA
>50 replies
>29 unique IPs
Fuck kiwifarms, fuck sons of kojima shithead reddit scum. They are way worse than DSP and have no right to shit on him because of that
THE GAME IS BUGGED
less than 2 replies per poster, seems fine to me
shut up freeza.
SONS
OF
KOJIMA
WHUUUUUUUUUUUUt
>metal gear solid """redemption"" runs
...
I'M A GAYMER
OH I WASN'T DODGING?
He gets a hundred grand per year, the IRS won't do shit to him.
>redemption run
>ends up being even worse than the original
how is dsp this incompetent
what does the amount he earns have to do with him breaking the law?
Tried to dodge, couldn't.
He'll pay off the backtaxes he owes and continue being a cunt online for a living, that's what
Reminder that Phil is fucking invincible.
>THIS BOSS FUCKING SUCKS
>THIS IS NOT FUN JUST TEDIOUS
it was obvious he didn't even want to play them
why is Sup Forums so obsessed with him?