Could he beat Trump?

Could he beat Trump?

Senator "I could break the president in two" Armstrong

Senator "Armstrong" Armstrong

Senator "Jumpstart the economy" Armstrong

He played college ball you know.

Senator "Ball Player" Armstorng

>Armstrong walks up to Trump
>"I PLAYED COLL-:
>Trump raises his hands
>We all know MGR only well because it had Metal gear in the name
>Armstrong freezes as Trump walks to the left with his arms behind his back
>"It's a very very trivial game. It's not good, parrying makes it too easy"
>Armstrong tugs at his collar nervously
>"Believe me, it's bad. Only casuals who never played Bayonetta think it's good"
>Armstrong begins having chest pain, he falls to one knee
>Trump shadows over him
>"5 hours long"
>Armstrong falls over and dies

Senator "Son" Nanomachines

Pure fucking cringe, get the fuck back to the_donald you mong. I bet you fantasize about drowning to death in nigger cum you fucking faggot.

>someone thought it was ok to post this

Not if he has the Chaos Emeralds

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Go back to polddit

>Armstrong literally says Make America Great Again
>MGR was released in 2011
he already beat Trump to the election winning slogan by a five year margin

with his BARE HANDS

no

It is pretty crazy how he actually said that.

It's bat-shit insane

Too low energy.

Its not like its a very original sentiment

You realize that it was a really common slogan used in Reagan's campaign, right? Trump didn't invent the expression.

so what you're telling me is that Trump is a hack?

No, he is a genius.

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He IS Trump, you moron.

>nujak
OUT

Don't worry friendo, I just showed him the way out hehe!

He would cheat to win

>as president I'll be sure to protect Israel, just vote for me you dumb goys
what did he mean by this?

2013, but your point still stands.

Meanwhile in the real world..

Really hope this is a shitpost. We're not a direct democracy ruled by the mob you dumbfuck

>aspiring and quoting one of America's greatest presidents, using his memory to inspire a generation and remind everyone of the great thing America used to be makes one a hack.
I'm Canadian, so I'm not even that invested in American politics, but youre fucking retarded.

>magapede
I actually find it pretty depressing that there are actually 40-50 years old normalfags shitting up the whole site with politics.

Kek

STANDING HERE

I REALIZE

>Ronald "Drug trade" Regan anything but an embarrassment looking back.
He wasn't even a good actor.

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

What have you done...

But what if Trump is also powered up by nanomachines?

Under all that fake hair we'll never know for sure

Japanese Phil Fish drones BTFO

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>casuals who never played Bayonetta
Well, some Ninja Gaiden would actually do, but Bayonetta? Seriously?

What?

Put me in the screencap

Go away daughter-hater

>not a direct democracy ruled by the mob
It's just poetry.

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I had a ton more fun with MGR than with Bayonetta.

Could someone that can rip a metal gear in two barehanded beat an orange amateur golfer? Yeah I think so

I laughed user

>defending oldjak
OUT

>Still being this mad
lmao

>implying Bayonetta isn't casual as fuck

>Pure fucking cringe
>I bet you fantasize about drowning to death in nigger cum you fucking faggot.
wow nice autism you got there. That was super cringy and you really had to throw you gay fantasy in there? kys faggot, and do it like a man not drowning in cum like you want to

what do you anons think of his speech? do you think it will be acceptable nowadays?

He was implying exactly that Bayo is more casual than NG

There is nothing like ghost fish in Bayo

Hold it citizens! We've heard concerning reports of an illegal meme trade occurring within the vicinity of this thread. Have you seen any suspicious looking memes in this thread?

Armstrong's speech would never be popular with normies. They all accept being part of insta and fb data mining operations but they still want to feel like they're someone special. Armstrong only told Raiden so much because he thought he could beat that high heel wearing pretty boy.

nice meme, I'll save a copy

what the fuck is wrong with the japanese

>Pure fucking cringe
WHOA WHAT A COOL THING TO SAY DUDEMEISTER

thanks bro

This is so bad it's funny

Nah it's just awful.

>this is what the average soy/pol/ fantasizes about

What the fuck?

It's what the average cuckservative faggot fantasizes about. They don't represent Sup Forums

>having the audacity to save the abominations of "memes"

Nice greentext there, user

In a fight? In a race?

Jesus, can you imagine? Trump scraped through on what the whole world recognizes as a marginal technicality running against the most hated person in the country, and a woman to boot. Trump would lose to Larry Nasser or Qaddafi's headless corpse. The only person he could possibly beat is Oprah Winfrey, a self-made black woman who tells people to read books.

It’s called good parenting. Shouldn’t parents love their kids?

lel

>"5 hours long"
>Armstrong falls over and dies
top kek

worst post of the decade
congratulations user

I miss the heyday of Gaia Online too, user-kun