Mate failed class again so rewrote his CV with his greatest achievements

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Kill yourself. I'm not joking, the world will be a better place without you.

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Here is the (you) you wanted.

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>40 wpm
Is that meant to be high?

wtf is a CV?

doubt

I think it's like a cover letter for a resume?

That thing you do when you want to exit Neet Status

>tfw been top 1% in a bunch of games
>feel like it's an achievement but nobody will ever care

at least normie women actually show respect for being gud at videogames these days

This is from /r/gaming, isn't it?

You have to be 18 or older to post here.

You can laugh but this is better than nothing. With such a CV, he could at least get an interview wich is where it begins.

If an employer laugh a bit, he'll take the bait and see what the guy can do IRL.

seems based

>including a twitter account

Bastard

Curriculum Vitae

No one cares about your game stop shilling you dipstick

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