MAKE IT FUCKING STOP PLEASE

MAKE IT FUCKING STOP PLEASE

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>he fell for the botnet10 meme

Enjoy your updates and BSOD.

Blame the retards that fell victim to WannaDecrypt.

Just upgrade to 7

WELCOME MY SON
WELCOME TO THE MACHINE

Windows 10 is when Microsoft finally became worse than Apple when it comes to heavy handing their users. If you're smart enough to keep the drool inside your mouth you wouldn't have """upgraded""".

There is literally no reason to run anything but Win 7, or Win 8.1 with Classic Shell if you must.

Just go into services and unable windows update.

Unless you go through and take everything out through powershell Windows just goes behind your back and manually enables the service again.

Lucky for me, I have low disk space and they can't install the update.

this. i've never had this auto-update problem.

yeah? microshit still isn't charging me as a service for a win10 license.

>Win10
>uTorrent
>Chrome
>iTunes
>Skype
>Spotify
>Origin
>Discord
>Twitch
Kill it with fire!

This. Honestly just given up and just close the process every time it starts downloading.

>have windows 10 for over a year
>never had problems
wtf is up with your pc guys

W10 pro does that in the background

Actually using it for more than 5 minutes a day shitposting on 4chins

Current branch OS will simply stop booting after roughly 2 years if you don't update to new versions. That's how gay microsoft is.

just do the fucking update you lazy shit, it's probably been nagging you about it for days and days

Is pirating stuff safe on W10? Just upgraded.

Enjoy using the newest CPU chip on Windows 7

Oh wait new chips don't work on that lmao

S-Source?

>actual shortcuts on desktop
>w10 tard
figures

>just do the fucking update you lazy shit
>*posted from Windows 7
I know your tricks.

As long as you don't open "vidoes" that come as exe-files or live in Germany, you should be fine.

I feel like Windows 10 is designed to break you even if you're aware of the privacy and backdoors for NSA spying.
There are privacy settings and a host of numerous things the user can change to tie down Windows 10, but it means nothing because every "grand" update Windows 10 gets in 3-4 weeks, it resets all or maybe half of your setting back. It did tiat to me for a year, sometimes it would stick, other times it would forget. The whole thing rides on crushing your spirit and just accepting that some backdoors will be opened.

I spent 10 minutes or maybe 15 agonizing over all the stuff on a new freshly installed Windows 10. And I'm going to be doing that again if there's a big update that might randomly reset user privacy settings. It's fucking madness but I only have a Windows 10 key so I'm stuck in hell.

>on win7
>slowly training myself to ignore all modern games and only play/look into older Linux-compatible things so when win7 is finally unsupported I'll know what to do

The update has literally downloaded and installed over 20 times. It just doesn't work for whatever reason, and I am not fucking reinstalling the OS.

they do, you just have to not be retarded

>buying a windows phone
kek, just buy android like everyone else.

Just fucking pirate Win7 it's not hard.

Figured. Thanks for confirming.

You can pirate a win7 iso and run DAZ loader.
Two fuckijg clicks and you have your "legit" win7 ultimate copy.
Turn off updates and you are forever safe.

I hate this kind of informal language in programs.
>Just setting up a few things for you
>One last touch and you're ready to go!
Tell me what the fuck the shit you coded is doing!

>23 Jan 17
>something is bugginou my net
>undercovered update
>googled everything to put it down

>30 Jan 17
>Winning easyly of important mach
>PC black out
>reboot fast so i can back again back again
>"Windowns update takes 30mim to reboot" and you can't cancel it

This.

I disabled windows update x3 time, in less that 5 weeks.

>ITT: Retards who don't know about LTSB

It's bullshit. I haven't updated windows in over 2 years

>all these plebs who too stupid to get a script
how do you even live being this braindead?

It is made so that your aunt Becky wouldn't be scared of the big words.

So you have a version that hadn't included that setting yet, good.

Update to the current shit and say that again in 2 years

i want to like buy a windows 8 or 7 key and just use that

my drivers dont work and are all fucked up, cant use my microphone, detect my ipod, or use my webcam

the pirated version ive been using for years is all fucked up

Just imagine how awesome it would be if there was a memesports tournament that got interrupted by a w10 update.

I spent hours trying to uninstall all of the stupid update assistant crap they keep pushing onto me and going through powershell and disabling it.

It's possible, but it's fucking annoying. Especially whenever it controls my computer/internet to a crawl whenever I literally need to work.

>tfw not intelligent enough to code your very own script which updates itself automatically with help of an AI you coded in to fix all privacy settings after each windows update just so you can run win10 like you did win7

meant to say slows my computer

>Tell me what the fuck the shit you coded is doing!
Watching your porn browsing. That's all this shit is for. Catching people with illegal porn.

more like not autistic enough

> uTorrent

The only time I have ever seen the computer at my aunt beckys home getting used was one of her kids playing age of empires 2 like 10 years ago.

Does pico refresh LTSB's license too?

I want this to happen so badly.

I never get notifications for updates. It does it when I shut it off.

Retard. OS X never forced updates either, until about the same time as microshit did. every single tech company is such garbage now. you can't even find a decent browser anymore. where did it go so wrong?

she would probably use it more if you put gentoo on it

So why do apple computers not have these problems.

>It just doesn't work for whatever reason
probably because it's being blocked by a virus that doesn't want those new security updates.
you installed any pirated games?

I got you.
>pic related c:Windows10Upgrade
Block these .exes in Windows firewall with advanced security in the tabs inbound and outbound rules.

youtube.com/watch?v=sxXs0Yy5-0Y

I know, but it shouldn't be like that. It's hiding information that could be important.
>My Windows installation always crashes when it's setting up the network driver
vs
>My Windows installation always crashes when it's taking care of business
With the first one you actually have a starting point for troubleshooting. And I don't think this informal talk is gonna help to raise computer literacy if you're intentionally hiding important parts of it.

Because people who would bother with "illegal" porn don't have the money for an Apple computer.

>I want to intentionally cripple my system's security by not installing updates!

Also:

>Diablo III
>Chrome
>iTunes
>League of Legends
>McAfee
>OpenOffice
>Skype
>Star Wars Battlefront II
>VLC
>World of Warcraft
>µTorrent
>Discord
>Spotify
>Twitch
Kill yourself.

Oh shit forgot pic
again >pic related c:Windows10Upgrade
Block these .exes in Windows firewall with advanced security in the tabs inbound and outbound rules.

What is illegal porn?
Could you maybe show and example?

With our luck it'd probably backfire and make vidya even more irredeemable than it is already.

>pirate a free copy of Win 10 Pro
>no mandatory updates

Everything went wrong when consumers became incapable of exercising any sort of self control.

Nice try Mr. CIA.

Most people on Sup Forums are retards who shouldn't own a PC. It's why you get people complaining
>T-THIS GAME DOESN'T WORK ON MY MACHINE
>WTF BUGS

Holy fuck

>A.I. you coded

nah im good. i'll accept the viruses that come my way

>Win 10
>bitcoins drive gpu prices to the moon
>ram cartels
>intel being intel
>nvidia being nvidia
>amd being amd
>no exclusive pc games to my taste
>valve gave up
>3D console emulation forever wonky
>VR in eternal infancy

why would I even bother building a gayman pc in this day and age?

>>Diablo III
>>Chrome
>>iTunes
>>League of Legends
>>McAfee
>>OpenOffice
>>Skype
>>Star Wars Battlefront II
>>VLC
>>World of Warcraft
>>µTorrent
>>Discord
>>Spotify
>>Twitch
They glow in the dark, you can see 'em if you're drivin'

If you're going to install Windows 10, don't be too retarded to configure it properly.

I hear ya. If only there was like, some sort of box that just let you play games. Something like a game "console" of sorts, you know?

Nah I'm shitposting ya, consoles suffer that update-always-online bullshit too. Wanna play that game? Download the other 50GB of it before you can boot up the main menu screen lol. Double true if the game has online features that you can't use unless you update, which is understandable, but that shit spread to single player games too. You can still boot them up without updates but most updates add content or fix shit. That's the case with FFXV for example.

And that's just the games I'm talking about. On consoles you also have to update the OS unless you stay offline before the latest version dropped and you STAY offline forever.

>he can't even code his own A.I

I can't tell if you faggots are serious
>Not installing security updates
>ishiggydiggy
You fuckers probably dont have an AV installed either
>B-but I dont go to sketchy websites!!!
Kek
I bet some of you fuckers still have those ports forwarded don't ya

my only complaint with W10 is it spins up my drives every couple hours, shit gets annoying.

>Work in a call centre for telecommunications company
>Some guy calls in because hes been charged a shit ton for broadband usage
>he had 30gb monthly cap lmao
>he cant understand where this usage came from
>send off for a detailed report
>get report back
>windows 10 updated itself multiple times for some reason without him knowing
>used up 45gb in 3 days

wew lad

Newer laptops straight up forbid you from running W7. They only support UEFI and W7 is impossible to install on UEFI with a gpt partition.

It is still a shit OS, but good on you.

>He doesn't know what an A.I. is

You don't. No one recommends building a new rig at the moment.

I wish these updates would just update automatically when you shut your PC off. Like, why do I have to give it permission? Okay, that I understand but I don't give it permission to keep hounding me.
>MOTHER MAY I
>no
>MOTHER MAY I
>no
>MOTHER MAY I
>do it when i'm not looking
>NO MOTHER THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS

>implying AI doesn't greet the world

damn son

It's more stable for me than 7 or 8.1

What the fuck. Vidya is guilty of this too. Nobody even bothers with compression anymore.

w7

I can't find those .exes in the file list that inbound/outbound roles gives me.

Also download this majorgeeks.com/files/details/windows_update_blocker.html and no more updates.

you should have alreayd had one before bitcoin
im still using 980 and no game requires more than that, current gen consoles are just overpriced 10 year old pc's

Update it then? duh. I mean you're already gay enough for using windows 10 so you might as well update it.

>tfw unbloated win10 is beautiful and super fast and never does this kind of shit

I don't know what I did but my computer won't automatically check for updates. It will only check if I click the "Check for Updates" button.

This is the biggest problem of Steam and PSN and XBL store for me. Why the fuck do you expect me to download a 50 gb game for some hours every damn time? Fucking hell, even the updates. I literally got GTClub the first week, and the day one update was like 12 gb. This shit seriously needs to stop.

Are you referring to the version of W10 that's meant for schools and hospitals and the like? W10 without Cortana or Bing or ads? The W10 that most people would prefer? LTSB or something like that?
If so, where do I get it

New rule>program>program path (C:\Windows10Upgrade) select the .exe and then name whatever it's easy.

What this user said.

YEAR OF MOTHERFUCKING LINUX