This is canon

This is what Samus's ass looks like.

How can you possibly defend this?

What's wrong with it?

Seriously? You don't see what's wrong?

Just different artstyle and proportions

No, BOTH are wrong. BOTH are horrible

Then post something better

Please tell me what's wrong with them

looks fine to me

another samus thread?

Let me put it like this: how do you think her butt would react if you slapped it?

At the very least they gave her at least some ass when they made her 3d. That 2d ass is pathetically flat and droopy.

Just post the samus porn already. Thats why we're all here

why would i slap samus's ass? shed beat the fuck out of me

I've never touched a woman so I dunno. Just fucking tell me.

Even if you go the gay route, no man has the juicy butt a top tier woman could have. I feel for you user, one day you'll get it.

I'm not gay. I'm just forever alone.

I was just saying. Some men want to fuck traps when they can't get women. Don't give up user I believe in you.

>flat and droopy
I guess you completely missed those different shades of blue which shows how round and perky her ass is

Retard

I'd never fuck a dude. Gay sex is disgusting to me. I just want a cute girl. Probably never going to happen though. It's really annoying when I see even fat guys have cute gfs and I can't get one.

I'm not interested in landwhales or "fat asses" I think she looks just fine.

Remind that STICC girls are much better than THICC girls.

Just look at her right ass cheek. It shows clearly how small her ass actually is.
Which means that most of what you see of her left side isn't even her ass, but simply the side of her hip.

You understand she's angled, right? Her right arm is covered by her right hip and thigh. That's why her left butt cheek looks bigger than her right.

And her right is really small and her left isn't actually big at all. Which is what I said.

Why is it so fucking difficult to just admit her butt is fat? Is it because she's Samus?

>tfw you'll never have Samus sit on your face

anime rots your brain case in point

>Other M
>canon
Keep telling yourself that, m8

Defend what? her ass looks great either way.
We need more people like you.
Lose that "never going to happen" mindset and just try, if some fat dude can get a cute girl then so can you, it's honestly easier than you think.

Now that is a 7 feet tall giantess i would holdhands and go out with

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