New European only Splatfest

New European only Splatfest.

wut

The only thing that doesn't belong on a burger is bacon

Why don't more people put egg and beetroot in burgers?

Do euroshites really call pickles "gherkins?"

The fuck is a gherkin. A pickle? I thought it was a pubic wig or something.

>not foot lettuce

Europeans jerk into their burgers?
wth?

>Gherkin
Do Europeans really call pickles this?

I assume they mean pickles, in which case the correct answer is leaving them on for a bit then taking them off so you get a hint of that nice pickle taste

Next Splatfest is in October?

That's actually called a Merkin
>Thanks blue mountain state

>Japan gets McDonald's Splatfest
>Europe gets burgers
What the fuck, stop culturally appropriating the US.

The Koran orders them to.

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Just britcunts who are barely European anyway

>egg
I thought my girl was a disgusting bitch until I tried it myself. I regret dumping her on the spot

>Gherkins
They're fucking pickles.
And of course pickles go on a burger, this is the most retarded splatfest.

>Gerkins

They just really have it out for Marina don't they?

>gherkins

I wonder how many Pickle Rick memes will be in the plaza.

the fuck is a gherkin

>Gherkin
What a hilarious fucking word

>gherkins
Aren't those the shitty sweet pickles?

why are the lettuce and tomato underneath the patty

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A SPLATFEST MORTY

Anyone who puts pickles on their burgers should be told you don't like that very much!!

>intolerant, unintelligent amerilards

Do Europeans really do this?
What kind of savage would put the lettuce on the bottom?

Gherkins are the variety of cucumber often used for pickling, so the name makes more sense than "pickles" (which could be various pickled vegetables) or "dill pickles" (a "Jewish-style" variety of pickled cucumbers)

Upside down countries builds their burgers upside down.

That's a funny way to spell ketchup.

You know, it's kind of strange that Americans call them pickles. I mean, it's not so much describing what it is as much as the action that took place.

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Nigga please, don't question Americans about what burger toppings are called.

pickling is a process that can be applied to a multiple of foodstuff, calling a type of cucumber a pickle is dumb.

It's probably to emphasize the pickles.

Yeah, I'm sure you love jerkin phallic objects into your mouth.

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spaltoon sucks

Yeah, because gherkin, that makes much more sense.

>yurop puts little flags on their burgers

pickles are disgusting

Whenever I see Marina I start jerkin' my gherkin.

fpbp

>cum guzzling muslim using words not from the english language

>gherkins

What kike shit is this?

OH SO THAT'S WHAT THAT MEANS

that's a weird way of spelling mayo

Gherkin is the type of cucumber that has been pickled. So yeah, sense making.

so THATS what the phrase jerkin my gherkin is from

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A GHERKIN MORTY! I'M GHERKIN RICK!

Holy shit

wait... pickles are really cucumbers?

that makes about as much sense as referring to cheese as milk

Your mum mate

Why is European cuisine so pathetic?

next you guys will take issue with snozzcumbers

Someone didn't watch the magic schoolbus as a kid.

They're pickled cucumbers.

It's become quite clear this should have been an international Splatfest about Pickles vs. Gherkins

>t.muzzie

oh no nonononono

What the fuck did you think they were?

jej

kys

They couldn't put a flag on the moon, might as well put it on something.

You call pickles "gherkins"?

>Britain
>European
you failed

>not pineapple

American education everybody.

Pickles belong only on cold deli sandwiches imo

Calling bullshit on that Canada

You my friend don't know what pathetic is.

pickles

I agree, it distracts you away from every other flavor in a burger

bet you fags call aubergines the wrong name too

Alright now that's disgusting

This should've been American Food

spbp

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Are you saying Britain is its own continent? Is Japan a continent too and not part of Asia?

T_D beckons

I can't imagine that's pleasant to bite into. Chewing that much bread all at once would get very tiresome.

pineapples go on burgers too

it's more like referring to a type of cheese as the region it's made in, or the type of cow it came from (both things that happen)

referring to pickles as pickles on the other hand is like referring to cheese as curdle, pickling is the process and is used for many things other than gherkins; you dont refer to pickled beetroot as pickles for example

yes, ireland is also a continent

They're biologically cucumbers but they identify as pickles.

I do, and it drives my housemate insane.

Pineapple burgers are great and so is pineapple pizza.
You cannot ever go wrong with pineapple.

pineapple definitely doesnt belong on a burger with cheese
otherwise nothing wrong with that

>not liking pickles
faggots

You're the one eating a penis vegetable

You can like pickles but not like them on burgers.
I eat dill pickles straight but fuck me if you'll find me eating a burger with them ruining the texture.

I think user meant New Arabia

It is American food.

that's just gluttonous, the bongs have truly the most pathetic """""""cuisine""""""

Theyre called pickles.

You need to fucking deal with this.

Imagine being so homosexual that you see vegetables as dicks.

technically that would be stamen