U mad?

>u mad?

ok Sup Forums, how am i supposed to counter THAT?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=qafe_FqKb88
twitter.com/AnonBabble

ignore them
they get even more mad when you ignore them

I know you are but what am I

It's simply not possible. It's the ultimate weapon.

YOU NIGGER BITCH I'D FUCK YOU UP GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS AND I'LL COME KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS

You can't. No matter what you do everyone will know you're mad.

Yes

>absolutely S E E T H I N G

i'm not and i love you.

this, which is also why it's used a lot. Only time it doesn't work is in substantive debates about real world shit

It's 5 letters. To fight it, you have to type less than 5 letters, to show how little you care

>na, u?

"lol"

>LOL they actually are mad they aren't replying!!!

:^)

mad as fuck
"mad for u bby" is the only proven method as of 2018

i counter it by winning

Anyone who says "u mad bro?" has already lost the argument. There's no need to counter it.

I can see it working there too. It's too perfect.

If you're both playing in a game just start casually wrecking them. If you're too quick to beat them, it'll look like you're trying to hard and will just give them more ammo.

definitely not mad

if you get in this situation, you were already brandishing your autism and it doesn't matter what you do

>Player 1: u mad?
>Player 2 killed Player 1
>Player 2: :)

...

By kissing her

:3

lol

If a girl said this to me I would just threaten to rape her. Girls are easy.

This

What's wrong with being angry?

Reply in another language

pretending to be gay is always a consistent method, but at what cost?

...

And then I'd report you and you would get banned, /r9k/.

You mute them and communicate to everyone else instead. People like that HATE being ignored, especially when you're giving other people attention instead.

yes.

Admit you're mad and say you don't care. Most people who say u mad? aren't capable of thinking past that.

This is how I would respond

this is how that DL hood shit started
sign me up

Say Ok, sir.

>not as mad as your mom when I came inside

>how am i supposed to counter THAT?
By winning.

ez

You will never get banned for anything you say on voice chat. It costs far too much to store voice chat logs.

"why do you care? are you that disturbed that seeing me upset gets you off?"
>inb4 AWWWW HE MAD
"Again, why does this matter to you?"

yes!

>that pic
FUCKING SEETHING

Ignore them. It's that simple. They'll become mad themselves when they get ignored for posting shitty bait.

ignore that too

everyone take a look at this mad fellow over here

FOR FUCKS SAKE Sup Forums GAYNESS IS THE ONLY OPTION

this, I regularly rip into people on Live and the worst they can do is message me 'shut the fuck up', then I report them for being an idiot who left a typed message with profanity

If you're a black person, or can sound like one, basically anything you say on voice is a good response to this

Being black is the only known counter to the "u mad?" gambit.

You don't. You move on, as they're clearly not interested in a discussion, there's nothing of value to be gained here.

"yea im mad, im pulling up on you nigga"

"Yep, probably"

>ok Sup Forums, how am i supposed to counter THAT?

*keys mic*
youtube.com/watch?v=qafe_FqKb88

Even better, just respond with
>?

>playing ASSFAGGOTS
"lol is a noob"
>yeah I know
they always stop afterwards

>>playing ASSFAGGOTS

is only game, i dont hef to be mad

>"?"
Pretending you don't understand.
Mad Level: High

>"Yes."
Feeble reverse psychology attempt.
Mad Level: High

>"Actually yes I am mad that I'm on the same team with a child like you."
Giving him the answer he wants to hear, backed with an insult.
Mad Level: Medium

>"No."
Refusal to admit how mad you are.
Mad Level: High

>"N- no..."
Purposely making yourself sound like you're lying to play it off like a joke.
Mad Level: Medium

>"u mad?"
Parroting their insult like an uncreative faggot.
Mad Level: High

>"Are you?"
Responding to a question with another question.
Mad Level: High

>"DUDE U MAD LMAO GOD I LOVE THAT ONE XD"
Overreacting in an overblown sarcastic way.
Mad Level: Extreme

>"I'm muting you"
Announcing that you're going to mute them.
Mad Level: Ultra Extreme

>
Muting and/or ignoring them without saying anything.
Mad Level: Low

I don't get mad,and I need not to even reply or participate in any discussion on this board cause I have far superior intellect and taste in games than almost everyone on this board,Stay mad children and keep arguing which game or console is better :)

"pretending"

GOD FUCK YOU FAGGOTS YOU ALL TOLD ME GETTING A GIRLFRIEND WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR A MAN BUT ALL IT BRINGS ME IS FUCKING STRESS, BREEDING RIGHTS IS NOT WORTH THE CONSTANT GRIND OF KEEPING HER HAPPY FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK

What does azn pussy taste like?

>no u
Retroactively erases every molecule of them from existence.
Mad Level: ZERO

? doesn't mean you didn't understand.

Actually, it's difficult to figure out what it means exactly, which is why it's effective. It makes you think that the person typing ? knows something you don't.

>Overreacting in an overblown sarcastic way.
>Mad Level: Extreme
unironically this. they think they're being funny but they're actually just incredibly butthurt

Imagine an anchovy dipped in soy sauce

>"not mad, just disappointed"

Sometimes

it generally means you are pretending not to understand or pay attention, sort of like a "hm?"

...

?

It's more like a vague "why did you type that?" or An unspokenn "why are you angry?"

not mad at all lmao

madly in love with you [insert nickname] ;)

Reacting or not reacting all confirm that you are mad. You simply can't win once it has been said. The only way to win is to say it before they do. An effective tactic is to say "u mad?" to every player upon logging in. You successfully defend yourself for the rest of the game.

How many btc to get a girl like this?

I wanna fuck that digital program.

mad as F U C K

If he's bothering to type that then he's mad, just enjoy that thought

The best strategy you have in that scenario is to rebut with a “no u”
But even that is pretty weak.

Alternatively you can try owning it and saying “yeah I’m mad” then try to pull off a funny rant.

Either way “u mad bro” is the ultimate weapon in internet debates. It may be best to just initiate a panicked retreat.

...

Na, you?

>tfw i will never get the sauce of this picture

it has been years

Call him a cuck or a soyboy.

I mean, this is how kids do it these days, right?

What the hell is wrong with her face? Humans dont look like that.

What about
>ok
or spamming the same word or phrase every time they respond to you?

She's in her early / mid 20's by now, probably married, chances are with a child as well

It's just a random Jap girl being cute.

Judging by previous encounters with some people I've had, that's the most effective way to make them mad.

What the FUCK did you just make me read

then you ignore that and he keeps trying to talk shit and getting even more mad wondering why you arent replying to him

Literally just reply with lol or lmao and nothing else. This goes for any fanmail you get, it makes people go fucking wild for some reason.

Why are girls so cute bros

>3d girls
>cute
LMAO

It's makeup user.

mad as fuck

looks like makeup and fake large ears to make her look more adolescent

u mad?