PRAISE MY GAME! WITNESS, BATHED IN THE GLORY OF MY COUNTENANCE! PRAISE MY GAME!
PRAISE MY GAME! WITNESS, BATHED IN THE GLORY OF MY COUNTENANCE! PRAISE MY GAME!
White people have the most boring memes
New Vegas
AYO HOL' UP
*spits on ground*
YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULDN'T SAY THOSE WORDS AROUND THESE PARTS, MISTER
Your games aren't even worth pirating Todd
Don't worry, your life isn't even worth living.
I'm a trustworthy fellow, so you should heed my words and buy Skyrim on all platforms, son of man.
what's the correlation between Todd and these two ATLUS RPG series?
True to Caesar!
Todd is Godd
You'll buy too
You'll buy too
You'll buy too
YOU'LL
BUY
TOO
Toddposting is the single greatest thing to have come out of Sup Forums
*materializes in your bedroom*
You have but one directive from the Lord, my child.
I hope todd posting never dies
You don't ignore your companions, do you, Sup Forums?
Buy my game, Akko.
Ive bought every game youve ever made and completed them 100%
Please just leave me alone Tod
you've lied to me one too many times Mr. Howard
Really? Can you show me your Steam Library?
I'm the official Fallout4 Inspector. If you could just let me in, I could verify that.
>See this thread
>Sweat
>Did it happen again?
>Check Bank Account
>$59.99 deduction
>Run to bedroom
>Copy of Skyrim is on bed
This is the 43rd copy of Skyrim I was forced into buying. Please stop Todd, I literally can't afford to buy anymore copies.
N-no it's at the cleaners, won't be back for a couple of days.
...
user, don't play games with me. I am a simple man, and all I want to do is see your Steam library, for proof. Please.
Mr Todd please don't, the poster, see he's just a boy Todd, just a boy, please let him go...
user, where's Skyrim? And Fallout 3? And Skyrim: Special Edition? You told me you bought all of my games.
Good, now lets see Skyrim.
trust is a two way street Todd, you gotta give a little to get a little sometimes, you know?
C'mon Todd be reasonable
I said don't play games with me, boy! Show me your Steam library or else!
...
>press pass
That's not buying, user.
I think the meme of Todd getting pissed about New Vegas is fucking stupid.
Bethesda is the publisher and makes money on every copy sold. They have no reason to want it to not sell, or be a shit game, or anything else that memelords/conspiracy theorists think.
>*pirates ur game*
Heh, what now, toddo?
>Only 139 hours
>Press Pass
ALL I ASKED IS THAT YOU BUY IT AND 100% IT user
Good, very good.
Now, you have all the DLC, right? And Fallout 3™?
We're done Todd. He's with me now. I've shown him true flavor, and your "Video games" cannot compare. We have no future need for you.
niggers don't even have memes
OPEN THIS DOOR AND PURCHASE SKYRIM™ RIGHT NOW
>*smirks*
you just made a big mistake pal
Who?
Why are you doing this?
lol
I really liked skyrim! I got a great deal on a used copy too!
>press pass
I make a point to pirate games so i can get todds attention
Is Todd Law or Chaos?
It matters not, as long as you buy my game.
definitely Law
Neutral. He just wants you to buy his fucking game.
I'm an ex Sierra employee watching the dead mall series. Tell me.
Law.
>someone saved my Todd
t-thanks user
I'm not seeing The Elder Scrolls Adventures™: Redguard® or an Elder Scrolls™ Legend: BattleSpire® in that library user. I bet you've never even heard of The Elder Scrolls Travels™: Oblivion®
I wonder how many people bought Todd's games after all the Toddposting we did
my benis is hard from those tits
I refunded my copy of Fallout 4.
you WHAT
THE MOLYNEUX FORM IS DEAD, INSECT
I've never played a Bethesda.
megaten todd is the best
Then it's a good thing Fallout 4 has a free weekend going on right now, isn't it?
>I AM TODDAN
...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Now's a perfect time to start, citizen. Buy my game.
I think I'll pass doesn't look that great.
>Tell NPC that you are not his friend and that he can fuck off
>He still refers to you as "friend" and expects you to do his quest you never agreed to do
HOW IS THIS AN RPG TODD??????
I think you have the wrong impression. This isn't a choice. Buy my game or face the consequences.
It just works.
Do your worst.
Do any of the fallout games have smt demon mods? Would be kind of cool traveling the wasteland with an army of demons.
Todd, what is your opinion on mandatory DLC?
giving your prey the illusion of choice is far more cruel and thus, more satisfying
Buy my game if you want to live.
"Hello sir do you mind if I confiscate and inspect your steam library for a bit? I just need to check if youve bought Fallout4"
What if I have a waiver showing that Bethesda let me not buy Fallout 4 due to economic hardship?
Y-yes , sure officer,
>runs
Are you trying to fucking annoy me? No such waivers exist, because I would know about them. Put your hands behind your back or buy my game.
Black twitter is filled with the worst fucking memes.
*twitter is filled with the worst fucking memes
ftfy
any good meme you see there was stolen from elsewhere, usually here
Remember that time Todd make a girl a homeless DLC addict and pimped her out to the Bethesda board of directors?
Yeah but black twitter is like the twitter of twitter.
>purposely shitty made memes ment to annoy
So just like white memes
I'm so, so sorry for any disappointment you had in reaching Deck 4. For anything I may have misrepresented to you, or not maid clear to the fullest extent, you have my heartfelt apology. But I'm very excited to tell you all about our new, critical objective! This WILL get us off the Von Braun. Listen closely because it'll also save your life.
>It just works
Oh hey user! I'm sorry, I must look a sight! Dressed in nothing but this thin, silky nightgown... what's that? You want to be with me? That can't happen user. I'm wearing a chastity belt... and you can only get the key from a physical or digital copy of Skyrim™ Special Edition.
ONE MORE TODD REJECTED
FEAR
FEAR TODD AND GIVE GLORY TO HIM
FOR THE HOUR OF HIS JUDGEMENT
HAS COME TO PS4™ PRO, XBOX™ ONE X, AND NINTENDO™ SWITCH™
...
RENT FREE
It's cuz they're not on steam you sloadfucker
*throw the soda can at Todd*
How's that for immersion, Todd?