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Chad Broadsword

Uh, claymore?

>put sword to vagoo
>JAM IT IN
>dead

I'd choose the claymore, but sadly I'm a 6'2'' manlet, so I have to settle for the kiddy sword.

shortsword with raw gem desu

you jam the handle in dumbass

Already did family

Egads, my roastie is ruined!

Oh, so she can fuck you with the blade afterwards?

This one

>6'2" manlet
???

In reality though you don't need any special training to use claymore.

The short sword because there is no way I am gonna go through training fuck you

War hammer or halberd. Swords are for fags

Anyone below 7'3" shouldnt be allowed to breed.

This.
t. Chef at Wendy’s

even better

Flanged Mace

Claymore.

>Anyone below 8" shouldnt be allowed to breed.
FTFY

claymore obv

80% chance to hit the fucking wind and get stabbed multiple times over by a guy with a rapier

>practical sword for combat vs compensation knife
I'll take the former thank you very much

Omega Greatsword

That's the way it already is.

Short sword, claymore is for noobs, git gud

>having zero reach
>not being able to lob off a horse's head
Enjoy you pocket knife pleb

>being a rapier cuck

>posting stale 2010 bait in 2020-2
roflolmao@urntbhfam

>not using the big dick greatsword in any game where you can use the big dick greatsword

I choose Gun.

>an actual user reported my post
dumb dicklet posters

Rapiers are terrible. They really only work for dueling over petty noble disputes. They are not especially light or fast either.
Just good at poking.
Almost any other sword is better, even a bush machete.

A skilled Short Sword can beat any Claymore!

Guns do less damage than swords.

...

>being a macuahuitl cuck

I choose the left one and stack stamina for maximum faggotry

Real claymores weigh like 3 pounds. They're fast as fuck, the shortsword has no advantages and is only a last resort for if you lose your claymore.

Aztec obsidium meme club pls

Yes, that's true.

Fortunately, the gun will be loaded with bullets.

MAXIMUM E D G E

Far left sword with middle sword as backup.

>scimitar has less speed and greater reach than a katana

"Prefer No Weapon"
- Miyamoto Musashi

I guess I pick the one I can equip

It's not a scimitar, it's a bigass saber.

Bullets fired from guns also do less damage than swords. They're just a lot more efficient at it.

Swords can't do damage if the guy holding them is way over there. In this sense, bullets do substantially more damage than swords.

That's a scimitar you donkey. And even if it wasn't, sabres are smaller and lighter than katanas. Katanas are literally bigass two-handed swords, sabres are quick medium sized.

mace

>not going hard mode, only being able to use your fists
Step the FUCK up

You're moving the goal posts, tit for tat it does less damage.

And fuck you, you don't get bullets. You already chose your weapon, you get gun.

Memeing aside you'd have to be retarded not to go with a warhammer

*severs your shaft* heh. nothing personal...

Muh superior Japanese steel

No fuck you
I'll half sword my greatsword if I need that.

...

"Heh, not bad, but have you considered... this?"
>*Teleports behind you*
>*Summons Katana and holds it against your throat*
"You've got a LOT to learn, kid."

I choose the spear

Well, the characters from that game seem to be gods compared to normal mooks, guy coulda came out with a tooth pick and flicked it into the crowd for 12 kills and 18 more flying away comically.

shortsword
disarm claymore user to take him away from his crutch

Tit for tat? Am I expected to wait for the other person to swing his sword at me before pulling the trigger a second time? In nearly all practical scenarios a gun will deal far more damage than a sword.

Except this one, now I'm fucked.

I liked how the rotk show had fight scenes this stupid too

It's China after all. They still gotta go all ham when it comes to fight scenes.

Bear

Pale imitation

Wow, this is amazing. The amount of effort put in to make it work logically. I could totally see this guy beating them all.

Short sword and naked

Id fuck those armored claymore weilding faggots so bad with my high AGI and DEX

...you... you f*&#'d up, kid...

*the splinters of my halberd rise into the air*
Now you're gonna know... what is to pay...
*bits of wood start circling around you, they start processing themselves into hard brown paper*

Heheheheh... BAN...KAI!

*the paper ks processed into Dark Cardboard, enshrouding my entire body. The head of my halberd mounts my spinr and imbuss me with the souls of thr countless blood it has tasted*

NOW YOU'RE THE FAKER!

>there are """""""people""""""" who consider this shit appealing

I was never arguing about what wins in a fight you absolute george. Just the literal damage they do when applied to a thing.

>not being able to appreciate 10000 chin bowling

I don't know how anyone below 10 feet, without a 20 inch horse dick and a diploma from Harvard EVER get pussy.
They should honestly just be castrated because their genetics are pretty much worthless

Another BBC thread...