"No. I just wanted to piss you off before I killed you."

"No. I just wanted to piss you off before I killed you."

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That prick Lance.

you should play VCS

why didnt lance just shoot him in the head at the beginning of the cutscene?

>snorts your coke and fucks your girl

TOMMY VERCETTI? HUH SHIT

Who?

Explain.

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I'm pissed that Tenpenny was a cutscene only character for 99% of the game
>get picked up
>threaten you with a cop killer sentence
>they throw you in the alley and make a doughnut joke
>you take the bike
>can kill 10 cops on your way to grove street, home
>if you happen to get caught you pay $100 and respawn
>this is way before they have Sweet in prison or anything
what the fuck, CJ, just murder him, you'll get away with it. kill any grey-hoodie guy or black-wifebeater guy and get $1900~$2000 easy

Least he was before I fucked everything up.

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HMM NICE BIKE

if you let him take his bike back and follow him, he eventually stops and does nothing

MOTORCYCLE
fucking americans, a bike is a bicycle, bisexual cycle. a motorcycle is a motorized cycle.

dark souls of video games

motorized bicycle
motorbike or shortened to bike
your dumb

bike is already short for bicycle
if anything it should be a "mike", motorized bike

>reeee my bike

>don't mind me, just going to pirate this vehicle

>someone actually bothered to do that
wew

I guess that's a perspective thing.

Why do you have to beat him to make him your driver?

OBSESSED

>Go through his bullshit mission so he can be your driver
>Gets killed anyways before he can do anything useful
Fuck Hilary

THAT WAS MY MONEY, TOMMY. MY MONEY.

No, Sonny, I don't have the suntan.

>16 years old game
>still the best GTA
It's time to go back to Vice City, Rockstar.

Why were they all up in each other's grill and when the cutscene ends and the gameplay starts, they're all spread out?

YOU BETTER NOT BE SCREWING WITH ME TOMMY BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M NOT A MAN TO SCREW WITH ON A FIRST DATE

Because they're gentlemen and they let each other prepare for war.

Vice City is still super good.

I recommend playing with SilentPatch, Widescreen fix and SkyGFX. Also UpdatedSCM. There are easy to install with Improved ASI Loader.

More substantial mods require further tinkering.

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The 3D pentalogy is probably the best string of games there's been.

>aristocratic
>billionaire businessman media mogul
>politician
>builder
>cannibal
>ate his mentor
>encountered 3 main characters
Name a more iconic figure in the GTA-verse.

Should I play LCS and VCS with PPSSPP?

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PS2 version of VCS has extra stuff in it.

You should play VCS with pcsx2.
LCS you might try with pcsx2 but a year ago I played it and it liked to lag in some places, so ppsspp might be a better option.

I don't think PCSX2 will run well on my laptop.

Give it a go, but check for a good emu setup for each game. If it doesn't work, still worth to play them on ppsspp.

Get a PS2.

Kinda been considering it. Or PS3, PS4 or Switch. I never had one before.

Stay mad.

>how's the sun tan
>I ain't got no tan
>you ain't got my money either
best convo in the game

Is there a single italian in Vice City that Tommy didn't kill?

Tommy "Remove Spaghetti" Vercetti

Mario

>walking towards the Squalo docked at the mansion
>Dance Hall Days starts playing
>Lance Vance is waiting in it
>his arm keeps clipping through the steering wheel

youtube.com/watch?v=V-xpJRwIA-Q

Most because Lance is an unstable and insecure person who had to show Tommy he was better than him. He wanted to humiliate Tommy more than anything else. The fact that you have to chase Lance to the helipad to kill him shows that he Lance was actually afraid of fighting Tommy directly.

vcs and lcs are better.

game is made by brits

billy jeannns not my looover
he's just a girl, more than i could ever want

its nowhere near the most outlandish thing people have done in vidya. havent you ever been playing a gta game before and been so bored you followed the rules of the road?

it really is the best out of the whole Series.
The Music was fucking great, I actually enjoyed driving the Taxi sometimes with VRock

no, but I'm straight

>watermark cuts the joke off

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That catboy isn't gay. He courts a woman and fucks her.

Where's my damn tools?

NICE
ASS
BABY

i
i live among the creatures of the night
i haven't the will to try and fight

no, it's just when you're bored playing gta so you're trying to enjoy more at quotesfrenzy.com

Tommy Vercetti = CJ > The rest

>not Claude>everything

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>Tommy Vercetti = CJ
pls dont compare him to a nigger. thanks

>you must be Cortez's new gun
>only until more gainful opportunities arise
my friend and I quote this line to this day

Also Amy Sheckenhausen is best girl

The mission was a lot easier for me when I carjacked him right at the beginning of the race. By the time his fat ass gets into a car, you're already way ahead.

>ME AND ME FREINDS HAVE BEEN DRIVING AROUND IN A BLACK VAN SOLVING CROIMES N RUNNIN FROM THE COLONEL

I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second, and fate shovels shit in my face

nothing wrong with CJ. he wanted to get out of the hood but came back when he heard his mother died, and when he was accumulating mass wealth and tried to get sweet to join him, his dumbass brother just wanted to drag CJ down and make him feel bad for not staying a hoodrat. Sweet is the nigger, not CJ.

>>you must be Cortez's new gun
>>only until more gainful opportunities arise
That delivery is so awkward, they could have put a little pause between those two lines

>you will never visit a record store in an 80's miami mall

Isn't it pathetic for a 30 something man to still be in that teenage gangster mindset?
Why didn't he just get a life?

>with a sub-automatic in hand

I love me pinks and greens. and video game stores, like apple market in mega man legends. and mall muzak

>30 something man
he was in his 20s

Sweet was a manchild who couldn't see the bigger picture. CJ saw through the bullshit and wanted a better life for himself and his family

>expecting thugs not to crime
i, for one, blame big smoke. he preaches that good word shit and encourages them to commit evil deeds in the name of religion

little hiati, home.....

What's his name again?

Uzi Moo

i fucking tried to install 1st person mod for gta IV for hours yesterday. couldn't be done. mods for gta VC were so widespread I actually played Ultimate VC before the real thing

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Best character in San Andreas by far, he'd be a really fun guy to hang out with

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>pitying cripples
Sup Forums has sunken

Well, San Andreas was the only GTA I couldnt get into. All this nigger/dindu mentality sucked balls.

IN THE AIR TONIGHT

Fuck that mission with the bomb in the limo

the thing i hated about san andreas was the interiors were separate from the outside world. you cant look out the window and they exteriors didnt match the interiors, unlike vice city

>you work for me
>I work for money

How can other protags even compete with Tommy

It's really easy if you aren't an idiot about it. Drive down the main street just fast enough that the bomb doesn't trigger, but not so fast that you run out of road.

why were all the Spanish guys obsessed with his big cajones?

Because

youtu.be/T5G3ayWE5uA?t=3s

>big cajones?

I've been saying this non stop for 14 years, it's been etched in my head from the first time I heard him say it.

Wrong vid but that's still a good one

youtu.be/2lJp_Busedo?t=2s