Push to talk

>Push to talk
>Loud family argument

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>Push to talk
>Heavy breathing and coughing
Why don't people just STFU and why do people constantly have to do this when they don't even have to activate their mic when doing so? Is it autism?

>Horrifically loud static, something breaking, ear raping ape screeches, buzzing, coughing all at once
>Happens 3 or 4 times

Do they not have any self awareness or something? How do you not immediately just go "oh shit" and mute.

>push to talk
>TV, people talking in spanish and a crying toddler in the background

>push to talk
>Ed, Edd & Eddy theme plays

>push to talk
>hip hop music blaring
>it's a white red neck dude every time

>push to talk
>its a guy screaming in Russian

>push to talk
>piece of shit has the mic too close and keeps making ASMR sounds when talking

that's called a cry for help

nothing makes me rage easier and harder than someone eating into a microphone.

i'll rage quit, i even yell at my gf to stop eating next to me
god fucking damn i hate the sound of people eating in my ears and that cancer ass ASMR shit whatever it is, it needs to be eradicated from existence and never discovered again

Brbrbrbrbrbryeah

>Push to talk
>Have to use various soundboards to use it, bound to hotkey combinations

Life as a mute isn't so bad when you can hit a few buttons and have Duke Nukem do your trashtalking for you.

>Push to talk
>*LOUD SNORT*

i do this on purpose sometimes, just fake cough loud as fuck into my mic

>push to talk
>[gurgling death metal grunts]

Autistic people are usually very annoyed by small sounds, something to do with not being in control of their environment

>push to talk
>toilet flush in the background

>push to talk
>people having fucking sex in the background

You should do it like Dota2's most autistic pro player, I swear it's less a biological function and more of a fuckin tick he has

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>push to talk
>it's a chill guy with a deep-ass voice

>push to talk
>whale sounds
>BAZINGA BAZINGA BA-

>2018
>not being on voice activation

>push to talk
>mexicans eseing
>brazillians huehueing
>chickens clucking
>babies crying
>reggaeton blaring
>hip hop blasting
>african american male expressing bemusement at everything ingame

>push to talk
>it's your voice

>push to talk
>it's a person of ambiguous age and gender

>no push to talk
>motherfucker has a mechanical keyboard and just keeps clacking away

fucking piece of shit

>push to talk
>it's a girl that clearly sounds obese as fuck and is flirting with everyone on the team

I hope you like the sound of random bristles and pops in your ears

rekt

>2018
>not jerking off to nanachi

Everyone but you?

>push to brap
>BRAAAAaaaaaAaapP

>Voice activation
>You hear them masturbating

WOW

This comic fucking sucks. It's such a weird ass self insert and the artist's obsession with nut shots is stupid to the point of humor.

>Sound activated
>CLICK CLACK CLICK CLAK CLICK CLAK!

>push to talk
>motherfucker eating Pop Rocks and Rice Krispies, opening the freshest can of the Coke he could get his hands on, and leaving his fucking TV on static in the background

>you sound like a post pubescent teenage boy

>push to talk
>gypsy music on max volume
i hate dota 2

>Push to talk
>It's a big black guy who keeps saying "awww shieeet nigga" and is terrible at the game but tries really hard

>he doesn't own a mechanical keyboard
CLICK CLACK is a sign of class

>push to talk
>WATOSASHI SERIFU WA SUGOI DESU NE

>tfw people complain about the speed and loudness of your typing

>You notice you have a speech impediment

you variously sound like a complete moron, or posh

>accidentally hit capslock while typing
>guys types back "OMG stop yelling!"

>fat guy has open mic
>constant heavy breathing and coughing
I don't understand how they live with themselves. So fucking gross

>you sound like a faggot

Not liking the sound of people eating is an issue outside of Autism, I think it's called Misophonia.

>hit push to talk key
>belch loudly into mic
>guy tells me to not do that
>do it again

When people cry about how "loud" you're speaking or how you're yelling or being rude because you TYPED LIKE THIS FOR WHATEVER REASON, I FIND IT TO BE THE THE SINGLE MOST COMMON AND AUTISTIC THING PEOPLE DO ONLINE. PEOPLE ACTUALLY GET OFFENDED IF YOU TYPE LIKE THIS, AS IF YOU WERE INSULTING THEM OR SWEARING AT THEM. SEEING TOO MANY CAPITAL LETTERS IN SUCCESSION HONESTLY HURTS PEOPLE'S FEELINGS AND IS TREATED AS IF IT WERE THE SAME AS SCREAMING AT SOMEBODY'S FACE IN PERSON, AND YOU ARE EXPECTED TO EMPATHIZE WITH THEM OVER THIS TRIVIAL NONSENSE.

>AND YOU ARE EXPECTED TO EMPATHIZE WITH THEM OVER THIS TRIVIAL NONSENSE.
Thats life in a nutshell right there user.

>crying kid in the background that screams louder and louder
>all the normie 'lads' in the chat chuckle because they share the common bond of being fuck up numales with wife's sons that they neglect in order to play video games to try and escape their pathetic lives

It's furry-shit, of course it's retarded self-insert faggotry.

Jealous lol

Nobody likes listening to someone chew with their mouth open. It's considered rude for a reason.

>any non-white mic-user
>family gathering with stereotypical music in the background

>push to talk
>user describes his degenerate fetishes because he has some kind of reverse voyeur fetish where he gets off on exposing everyone to his lunacy

More specifically, it's pokephilia, which is even worse.
What would I possibly be jealous of? I read the comic once and I didn't like it.

Why do they fucking do this? It's not just the spics, either.

>"SHIIIEEEET MY NIGGA"
>"OH DAYUUM NIGGA YOU GOT FUHHD UP"
>"AYO WATCH DIS..."
>Yelling at their other black friend in the room

Spics specifically tend to have large families living together because they move out late and their grandparents live with them

Because they're sharing their house with more than one family, or other scummy roommates. Either way it's because they're trashy people.

EVERY FUCKING TIME

>fetish
sorry sir you have grouped me with some shitposters there! i was describing a real push to talk situation that i have seen! not sure what your problem is...

Black people are incapable of empathizing with other people, including their own race. It's why they're constantly loud and confrontational.

>VRChat Open Mic
>Guy forgets to mute his mic as he's dancing while on his anime girl avatar
>Heavy breathing

A fucking common issue with spics. And if somebody dares to leave early they are guilttriped into coming back.

>not being turned on with little anime girls with the voice/breath of a 500 pounds virgins

spic here
can confirm

i miss my apartment

I was on VRChat with a Miku avatar, there was this guy getting really close to me breathing heavily, clearly not realizing his mic was on. I swapped my avatar to pic related and he left immediately.

>not being sexually attracted to clippy
his loss

It’s always a fucking Spanish family

>push to talk

>everyone is a cuck but me

What's that pic from? It's amazing.

wish I had VRChat so I could be a little anime girl and fuck around with creeps and weebs

>i wish i had vrchat
its free

oooooooooooooooooooh poor littel babby doesnt know sauce because he doesnt lurk oooooooh im sorry babby

My bad for not being an autistic nerd like you. I was just curious, don't care that much lol

>push to talk
>gunshots

Hahaha oh ok, you don't care about the "amazing" art, too cool to care, psssh, nothing personnel, ignorant and proud of it! It's like sour grapes but in your soul.

>browsing Sup Forums at night
>hear gunshot in the distance outside window
oh say can you see...

>be me
>be living in a quiet part of town
>got my own apartment
>gf knows to shut the fuck up when I'm playing online
>can use voice activation
Feels good

Did your mom forget to remind you to take your meds?

>push to talk
>game audio playing from loud as fuck through speakers
It's especially terrible in shooter games when you can hear gunshots from their pov loud as fuck.

I've seen this posted dozens and dozens of times over the past year and not once is sauce ever given for it, as well is RIS useless and only links to know your meme. Your underage is showing though, really obviously.

>live near a population center that's 30% or more black
>"Why does it constantly sound like a warzone, I don't get it."

>guy is talking really quietly on his mic
>really hard to hear him
>everyone tells him to speak the fuck up
>"Sorry, I cant. My PC is right next to my bed and my wifes sleeping."

Then why is it I not only have the same image saved on my PC but when I did come across it a few months ago I immediately recognized the artist? Is it because I'm an underage person that needs meds? So if you two are less equipped to post on this board than an underage crazy person, what the hell does that make you? Likely redditors.

Are you butthurt that you don't have somebody who cares about you?

>NTRing his wife with vidya
Based

It makes you an autistic nerd like I said befor and us, well... normal for not knowing something. Don't think to hard. Your incapable of it.

that's terrible!

I won't think to hard, I'll just think on your idiocy and laugh.

Whatever makes you feel better bud

>stupid kid talking with family guy running in the background

Is it Junji Ito?

>push to talk
>hear daddy banging on the door to Louis' cuck shed
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yeah totally butthurt i dont have a wife who takes all my money while fucking tyrone on the side