Progtagonist is a scruffy 30-something year old man with a midlife crisis

>progtagonist is a scruffy 30-something year old man with a midlife crisis

>game looks cool
>protagonist is a little girl

Literally me

>protagonist is white

>party member is numale hacker aka self-insert of the indie dev

Why is this allowed?

>protag has fire element
>protag uses sword
The only thing worse is if he has a hotblooded personality and has red hair

>protagonist doesn't have any lines of dialogue aside from various cat sounds and squeaking

>game looks cool
>protagonist ISN'T a robot/cyborg

>uses fire sword
fixed it for ya

>when censorship fixes your game

>Main character gets badly wounded in the intro
>He's a fistfighter with busted hands
>Stuck kicking things for the whole game
>Can throw a punch that will absolutely wreck whatever it hits, but it drops him to one health and leaves him stunned for a few seconds
>Just wants to go home

Holy shit this looks sick
What remake of contra is this?

It's the censored european version I think. Probotector?

It's Super Probotector, the European version of Contra III. Unfortunately the game runs slower but at least it suffers less from slow-down too.

>protagonist talks to the player like an imaginary friend
>other people think he's crazy

...

this game had so much potential, and it was SUCH shit. i followed it for like 3 years... such a fucking disappointment

>protagonist is an aloof highschool boy

voiced by nolan north

ive been having a ongoing mid life crisis since my early 20s

regular life is just too hard for me

Contra with Super Probotector character easter egg when?

>Protagonist is a white male

i know that feel. why do white guys always shove white guys into their games?

>Protagonist isn't anyone special or important

What a terrible night for a curse...

>protagonist is depressed and has anxiety
>protagonist is a female

Name 777 games that do this.

>intended protag gets axed and replaced with boring white guy

>mathematician, artist, communist

Did the game unironically shill for Communism?

Is this real?

>While leaving an award ceremony, Tyrese "Thugg Nasty" Jackson the Mathematician witnessed the murder of an unarmed black youth by a nazi police officer
>Tyrese vowed to stop the nazi's through the power of hip-hop music
this is the true Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden 2

>Is this real?
unfortunately, no, but pic-related is

>people freaked out over this character for being a marxist
>BJ literally blows him the fuck out for being an unamerican commie fuck.

Who cares? Nobody played the game thanks to the way they marketed it.

I always wanted more games with girls, but now that every indie game protag is a fucking woman or a little boy I'm missing the old men

How many generations of inbreeding does it take to cause your face to look like this?

Ha thats me your talking about op.

Good god, please tell me that's fake. Cringy as fuck.

>protagonist has a kid

Can't wait for something bad to happen to him in the next 5 minutes and have my character mope about it for 100000 hours while I imagine the devs circle jerking about their emotional storytelling skills

Thanks a lot Todd

whats bad about soy?

How dense can you be

...

>protag has a son
>expect us to care
They don't know anything about human nature

We care about another man's daughter because young girls are valuable
Young men are just a hassle, and competition, so we won't care if they got hurt or die. "Should have been stronger"
We only care about our sons

asking unironically

It was found out it makes your tits bigger, except only on men. Girls who want naturally bigger tits need to eat those japanese bust cookies

>It was found out
source please

I care about your son, if he's 8/10 or above

I weigh 145 pounds and I have man boobs. I even had them when I weighed 135 pounds last year. How the fuck do I get rid of them?

With a knife. Use it on your parents first for giving you such shitty genes.

you're literally just infested with soy, there's nothing you can do.
im 135 and look like a normal dude

>he fell for the (((midlife crisis))) meme

I'm not going to do that but I think your right about the shitty genes. Because even my chad brother who lifts all the time has moobs.

That sounds like the perfect protagonist, even better if he were in the 40's
Stick to rating protagonists with your dick and play some nier, fucktard.

>suffers less from slow down
>game runs slower

sounds like it's suffering from slowdown 100% of the time.

>midlife crisis
>at his 30s

How is this even possible?

I had mine at 24

>protagonist is a white male

by dying at 60

That's not mid-life unless you live in India, mate.

Patlabor??

I'm planning at having mine at 100 so i live to be the oldest man
do women get mid-life criseses?

There is none. Go along with the echo chamber or they will scream.

Well what should I call it? Early life crisis?

Because men nowadays have been cucked into soft blobs unable to cope with anything.

quarter life crisis is the correct term

I call it "being a faggot who cries over stupid shit", but hey.

>Can choose protagonists' gender
>Not actually a girl
>Unironically pick girl
SOY OVERLOAD

Who small dick here? Mine's 4 inches

I love playing the girl character, especially if you can equip her with cute clothes