I've been having these weird thoughts lately... Like, is any of this for real

I've been having these weird thoughts lately... Like, is any of this for real...

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My beard looks like that after about 3 months. Shove I keep it or go back to clean shaven?

Leave him alone. It's bad enough that he got molested by George Lucas, but now he has to grow up to look like him.

Christ almighty. That's the kid from Second Hand Lions, which was NOT that long ago.


Five o'clock shadow. Suave and sexy as fuck.

Jesus fuck that's quite unfortunate. Use that $100 Kingdom Hearts paycheck to hit the gym, bud

>jelly roll osment

Try seeing how it is about half way through or trimming it. You gotta experiment a bit with it and see how it looks, been experimenting since November.

>which was NOT that long ago

Dude, that movie is almost 15 years old.

Still. Not that long ago.

>Five o'clock shadow. Suave and sexy as fuck.
I'm never sure exactly how much that is. Is it like 1 day without shaving?

I stopped shaving at the start of November and it looks like the pic in op. How much do you think I should trim it to? Do barbers trim beards too? I was thinking about asking my barber if he could trim my beard to something good looking.

I'm surprised he's still alive.

HAH
HO
OKAY
DONALD
GOOFY
HEAL
THIS IS IT
ITS OVER
TAKE THIS
BACK OFF

Depends on the person, but more than 1 day I think. I define it like enough beard (trimmed on edges and neck) to notice but still able to see skin through.

Five o'clock shadow was not the right verbage. My bad.

He could fucking play the Penguin on a Batman movie or the Monopoly guy.

Hmm. That pic would be like 3 days for me.

I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul

I hope he gets casted as Monopoly man.

Most barbers do trim, I'm trying to trim myself and go to the barber once in a blue moon for a good clean up. When I last went they used a 3 1/2 guard on the trimmer and it cut it down a bit but it was very clean looking.

If your beard is more like the OP pic then your moustache connects better with your beard than mine, so maybe go for something a little thicker like a 3 or 2 1/2 it might work better for you to keep it a little thick. Though I'm a little new to this still too so make sure those sizes don't trim it even shorter.

the beard does not help his baby face at all lmao

Yeah, same here. It's the best in my opinion. Most girls dig it, and even I get mad jealous when a guy can pull off a good looking beard like that.

holy fuck I hate sora's voice now. I thought HJO just had a shitty voice now, but he is intentionally pitching it up higher than he should be because they don't want to get a new voice actor

what the hell happened?

Seems a sure fire way to get that Oscar.

He got old and when child stars get old people stop giving a shit about them. So rather than drugs, like most child stars, he turned to food.

Is he playing a used car salesman

Yeah, it doesn't sound natural or good. I think they should keep him but let him speak normally Sora's how old now? 16? 17? His voice would be naturally deeper.

commendable

Tfw you are older than sora but look like 10 years younger than him.

>feels good man

At least Haley Joel Osment didn't end up fucked up like majority of all child stars. He's just fat

WHO ELSE WILL I EAT ICE CREAM WITH?

It's true. He could have been another Home Alone kid.

(I can never spell his name.)

>that pure look of joy on his face when the reporter brings up Kingdom Hearts

youtube.com/watch?v=JcZN_L0NZ7w

Haley really loves the series and voicing Sora.

Well Home Alone kid was fucking Mila Kunis in her prime so there's that

Better fatty than druggie.

At least he looks like one of those jolly fat guys instead of those miserable self loathing ones that you can sense from a mile away

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