Things that children's games should not have

things that children's games should not have.

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Wonderful.

why is nintendo so desperate to sexualize children?

do you think it would be better if they didn't have panties?

they should have boxers, and underneath that another boxer

This is so wrong.

But that's a genuinely funny moment in a T Rated game. What's the problem?

>not posting "my eyes are up here" from fire emblem warriors
>not posting visible panties mind-broken Callie
Nintendo has gotten lewd as fuck in its later years.

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He is underage and she want his premature dick

Look buddy, I don't want to see Mike Tyson when I peep under people's skirts in a game, capisce? That shit's fucking disturbing.

Yes.
Nintendo should replace everyone with robots like they do in Germany

woomy

ITT: Amerifats getting triggered by skin. I thought it was us Euros who where the ones getting hit by Sharia law?

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>An easy mode

Work for it you lil' fucks

>Equating the 90s removal of violent imagery by replacing humans with robots with non-bhurka clad people because sex is awful and guns and violence is status quo
JUST!
This robot faggotry has literally not been done in far over 20 years. Not since the SNES days

>things that children's game should have.

fify

Thiccness in kid's video games should be banned

is this real

Holy shit those child bearing hips

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>All Euros got roboshit because they were in the same region as Germany
Lmao Germany fucks over Europe again

I know. It's appalling, isn't it?

No kid should witness this.

>Took this many posts

Peach is not a child

based japs sexualizing women.
maybe kids will grow up in a generation with less pathetic fags than the millennial generation.

No games should be ass yet that’s what most titles are.

>16 is too young for him
Please leave

Because Nintendo of Europe has their HQ in Frankfurt, Germany.
Let me help you understand this.
If Regis says "no more tits in our games", then there will be no more tits in the games all over the US, not only in Washington. Get it?

So what I'm seeing in this thread is- childrens games can't have anything pertaining to regular human features because grown ass manchildren can't go 10 seconds without sexualizing things?

Super Probotector was superior anyway.
Who when gay ass muscular men when you can have GIANT ROBOTS?

>Squid loli feet

What did they mean by this?

the Splatoon devs are /ourguys/

>girl fetishists are weird and fairly douchy

Xenoblade is rated T though

Fking pedoshit. Nintendo fans really are the worst. Pedofucks + manchildren time to cleanse them

>2018
>not being a cunnysseur

But they're squids.

so which is it? american values conservative censoring or pedoshit perversion?

which is jintrndo really guilty of?!

(you)

I want to lewd this squid

this fucking guy

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This can't be allowed

Mmm! So this is why they made peach's dress a black void.

why not?

Dark as fuck for an E rated game. They toned it down for the 3ds release

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>405627450
Because they are children, we must protect our children to not make more childrens.

Quoting

Back in the day many ratings were less strict most noticeable in movies:
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but we should use our lolis to make more lolis, thereby ensuring a constant supply of fresh lolis.

What about squidboys?

I still couldnt figure out what game this is
wintersports mario?

>not playing as the shota

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SSX On Tour

oh thats why i could not find it
thx fappai
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Are you saying children shouldn't watch iceskating and the Olympics either because of the way women are dressed?

How does that "X" work anyway?

Squid Loli is best loli

truth

And on topic: With the right parents any content in a kids game is wrong. You fucking retards. Fucking human body looks like that! Get used to it you clam brain shit heads. Fucking respect the human body you fucking loser. What a fucking dumb question!

Violence not okay for kids, nudity yes. Fucking idiots

Its a BDSM whipping cross.

It was originally used to for torture and actual whippings.

All children's games should have some T&A. You gotta throw a dog a bone. By that, I mean let the kids pop their early boners. Religious/western parents are assholes when it comes to anything sexual and it fucks kids up in the head. Let them have a little pantsu peep every now and then.

Did they SERIOUSLY give this girl an exposed thong?

Op's pic is photoshopped. Some guy compared all the versions and opened up the original pic and turns out he forgot to remove export info.

This topic is alright though

Moar

She sure has the personality of one though.

>we want the shadman audience

I still can't believe they got away with that.

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

What about baby peach?

Sexy, soft thighs.

they didn't you can clearly tell that's part of her leggings. Lewd nonetheless but not a thong

Holy shit. This game killed the franchise harder than Fire Emblem Awakening did.

You know some things...

>Jiggle physics
my nigga

What that one dog game?

(You)

Xenosaga is average at best. The series peaked with Xenogears and Xenoblade Chronicles.

>SRW

SSX 3 for Gamecube.

In my opinion the panties are a tasteful addition. Why shouldn't they be there?

I thought that was because Devs could only release so many games a year on the nes so they changed the company and game name/

I never understood why some people are so worried about the slightest amount of skin showing in something directed towards children. Like what are they worried about? That little Timmy is going to see some midriff or thighs and find himself thinking "gee women sure can look appealing"?

It’s literally the highest selling. The series is trending up. Awakening also saved FE, Fates was a misstep but FESwitch will hopefully deliver at or better to Awakening.

Sup Forums secretly loves it when games get censored.

>highest selling
Oh shut up. Are you trying to say its highest selling because it's good? It's not like the insane popularity of Switch has an effect on it. Yes Awakening saved it by killing it and reawaken it as a different franchise.

Only because the console warriors can pretend like there has been some huge blow to their competition.

This is the best ASS ever.

Olympic ice skating made me transgender.

So human anatomy is something kids cannot have?

I’ve been playing FE probably longer than you’ve been alive, and I can tell you, Awakening did not kill the franchise.

And Xenoblade Chronicles 2 was a fucking fantastic game. You’re a tasteless shit if you disagree, and you probably haven’t even played it.

>tfw fapped a ton to games as a kid

>SEETHING

if you had played Xenoblade 2 you'd know that not only is it a great game it does nothing but improve the first games story with it's own. far killing the franchise. Also you're delusional if you think Xeno wasn't always waifushit.

>tfw happily buys me this game because "tits are more natural that gore and guns"