Why dont controller makers just print the numbers on with ink instead of these creases that collect shit and dead skin?

Why dont controller makers just print the numbers on with ink instead of these creases that collect shit and dead skin?

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>not scraping it off and eating it
It's free food dude.

I jerk off to floor tiles.

>ink
doubleshot plastic would work but that shit's expensive

Because putting the indent into the mold is a lot cheaper than printing ink/plastic shit onto every single controller they produce

>why is x product designed this way
the answer is always money

or maybe just dont indent it all
and dont add any ink either
problem solved

Bit how will they convince normies that games are cool and fun if they don't know which buttons to press?

>not scraping that shit off with a toothpick
Feels good man.

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Sounds like you need something to get rid of all that gamer gunk.

what good would ink do my fingers don't have eyes, however, my left finger can clearly feel the L on the button beneath it and relax knowing it is in the correct place

REALLY!

Do you forget your Left and Right often, user?

copy that

Guy in the pic is doing it all wrong. Just get a small bowl with equal parts isopropyl alcohol and water and rub it on with a soft toothbrush, q-tip or cloth. Dirt just melts off ez pz.

it's a controller how lost can you really get with it

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I don't know why people hate this guy so much, he's so wholesome.

Am i the only one who eats this shit?

KEYBOARD IS DONE BABY
NOW THE MOUSE

Why did I instantly think of THAT screencap when I saw this thread, without even reading the text or realizing what the image was

the fuck?

The face buttons dont have indents, do you get lost on those??

You’re going to make me fucking vomit dude.

That is dead skin, oils from your skin, dirt and bacteria that gets on your hands and is transferred to the controller...

So? I eat my dandruff. And sometimes these pus like orange crystals get on my head, I pick em off and eat em too.

most people here don't even bathe and eat their own shit. eating dead skin is nothing.

I refuse to believe this.
Lets see how filthy Sup Forums really is.
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>Most people here eat their own shit
Projecting? []
Fucked in the head? []

Video games have been normie since the 70s friend. They're not your secret club

GAMER DUDES
>DUDETTES

>at least once a day

Sometimes I don't take a shower in 2 or 3 weeks

Just fill it in with epoxy or something.

Taking showers twice a day is unhealthy.

I'd rather take two showers a day instead of none.

If you have crippling OCD sure

after my very first time holding a N64 controller my face wound up on a milk carton

where's the screencap?

I take a shower in the morning for hygiene and a bubble bath with scented candles at night to relax

I wear an Adidas on my left foot and a BK Knights on my right, because A comes before B. This is how I know which shoe goes with what foot.

I hope youre joking

why would you it be pedo for 1st but furry for second one shouldn't it be zoophile to keep it consistent

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I try and make the best of my disability

I go out almost everyday so I basically shower everyday nowadays. However if I didn't have any errands to run at all, you fucking bet I wouldn't shower daily. I don't see a point in doing it as often if all I ever do is sit at my PC without interacting with anyone or going outside for the entire day. The exception would if I jacked off or sweat a shit ton on a hot day.

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You can tell shoes apart just by their shape.

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>Showering every day
Enjoy your low immunity, imbecile.

what do you do with the other shoe? you can't just buy one adidas and one british knights.

>Lets see how filthy Sup Forums really is.

I shower daily but my feet in particular are dirty no matter how much I scrub. Dirt's caked on and I can't get rid of it.

>tfw you can literally remake an exact replica doll of me from the dead skin around the computer

I should bath more often.

I give them to my brother. He's dyslexic.

Over the course of your life, you shed enough dead skin to make 90 skin suits of yourself

how does A before B translate to left before right? You should be wearing LA Gear and Reeboks.

Nah, no one would ever bother starting a relationship with your grotesque ass at this point, so why change your fucked up ways?

omg

>implying I'm still trying

Gave up long ago. The only reason I'd bath more often than once every 3 days is to get rid of the loose skin.

The print would wear off pretty quickly if it's printed where your oily fingers are rubbing all the time.

>scented candles

Fag

I spent an hour pulling every single key off my keyboard, giving them all a wipe with metho and blowing all the accumulated hair and dead skin that had been cushing all my keys for months. It was a big job but it was worth it in the end.

Guys clean your keyboard every month!

>every month

No one sane does this, at all.

the face buttons dont wear though

Lmao but the face buttons arent printed with ink tho

>not eating the dead skin

Why dont they just make the triggers the same fucking way as the face buttons then

You can rest easy knowing your finger is on the left trigger? How the fuck would your left finger wind up on the right trigger in the first place man?

Cleaning them every month is... just get a fucking black keyboard.

Cleaning once a year is pretty much the staple if its white. Wiping it sometimes whenever the fuck is expected, but not necessary.