Dissidia NT

This is Noctis, Prince of Lucis, and King of Fishing. He's most likely going to be spamming Shooting Star until he manages to hit someone.

Say something nice about him.

Shit character from a shit game.

whats the best way to make cup ramen Sup Forums

With meat. Egg and shrimp can go fuck themselves.

He makes winning easy when he plays like that. Then really hard when he plays with a brain and I play ExDeath.

S'up kid? You ready to go into the wall?

I forgot this pile of shit game existed. Did it come out already?

you're gonna cry

What thoughts spring to mind when you see Lightning's crotch?

DISSCUSS.

I have an overwhelming urge to buy this game now.

3 years ago.

You're obviously an amnesiac or have been in a coma.

>king of fishing
i thought the mini games would hold me down i was wrong.


Hows vr fishing? just a cash grab?

>nissin cup noodles got cloud on chicken cup ramen and lighting on shrimp flavor.

surprised we even get them here and really surprised their at the "poor" people supermarkets.

IT'S SHIT
13 IS SHIT STOP BUYING THIS.

I want to impregnate Lightning

>there are only two (2) FF protags who are implied to have fucked someone during the game
>he is one of them
How does it make you feel, Sup Forums?

>Noctis is pretty deadpan in his default lines
>Figure the flavor lines will be more of the same
>"I GET IT ALRIGHT? I GET IT"
>"WHY DID HE STAND THERE SMILING AS I LEFT"
Jesus Noct

Golbez is best boy

>hits you with a random HP attack
nothin personnel

Her sister is better.

Is that his outfit from the 2007 trailer?

What's the best HP attack set for Vaan?
I usually stick with what I'm used to and go Pyroclasm/White Whorl, but sometimes I like to mix it up an use Azure Torment/Calamitous Orb.

There really isn't one. He has HP attacks for pretty much any situation, so it's more about just picking two that work for a certain matchup, playstyle or team strategy.

>Have messages from random people disabled
>Won a laggy match by spamming Shooting Star
>The guy I killed twice sends me a friend request raging in the note

>Starting to get used to Exdeath again
>Enjoying playing him

>not just playing qt brown cat and spamming Holy

nigga that's fucking boring

>Not playing as the best tree in the universe

shame

you mean M Bison?

Real cool that every melee character can get away with spamming their HP attacks cause they're all incredibly fast and have retarded range

>In a group
>Wind up against a Lightning with an edgy name and some other people
>Win by a large margin
>Wind up getting invitation to Dissidia community
>Join
>Ask why I got added
>Check back a few minutes later and I've been removed

I wound up playing against that faggot again later and we still won.

Really cool that caster characters can get away with spamming their HP attacks cause they're all incredibly fast and have retarded range.

Ramza is best boy

He has two suits: the pinstripe one in the OP and a plain black he wears under his formal cape.

You mean Vaan

>Just now looking at Vaan's chat messages in the shop
>I'M CAPTAIN BASCH

I laughed harder than I should have

meow meow choco chow

>Vaan: I'M CAPTAIN BASCH
>Cloud: I'm out

I want to bury my face in Lightning's arm crotch

Ha ha ha... Black Materia...

I don't get it

>Enemy HP attacking you
>Try to sidestep
>It blocks instead because of lag

NICE FUCKING GAME

why do Ifrit and Odin destroy the stage if you summon them on Stellar Fulcrum

Sweet Sundae Ramen

You're not me! but i agree Ramza is best boy

how come Cloud looks like he's missing half of his outfit

>Cloud
>not Kuja

Kuja knows what he's doing, Cloud looks like he lost a fight with a vacuum

>Ace in the background

The fuck

>there was unlockable artwork of Noctis in the original Dissidia for PSP
feels so long ago

Who goin to main soyboy cloud, I heard he an easy hero to play

What of it?

What about him?

He is easy but you have to actually use your brain with him at higher ranks.

Play FFVII some time. It is fun.

The story fucking sucks

that is all

Have you foreign players ever seen "refuse chat " ?

Among japanese players, it is often seen that some offensive players intentionally repeat refuse chat in order to bother other team mates who have mistaken in the battle.

for example;
>when I get HP attak by a enemy....
>cloud: Not gonna happen. Not gonna happ Not gonna happenen Not gonna happen Not gonna happen

Except it doesn't. Everyone taking the piss out of the new gods and half the cast ignoring them to do their own thing ia hilarious, and unlike Dissidia and 012, it all actually makes sense in a cohesive narrative.

I say "thanks" over and over when we loae and I feel it was my teammates' fault.

*lose

SORA WHEN?

Do they still have joke quotes in the game?

012 had a bunch of cute stuff like Laguna saying "You're getting the cuchi cuchi treatment", Vaan would go "I'm Captain Basch" and Exdeath would go "TURTLE"

I am Noctis, prince of Lucis
and king of fishing!