Race mixing with a fish

>Race mixing with a fish
Link is for Paya only

Paya is a different race from link.

Life really isn't fair to Link.

>flatty flatty no boobs to grabby fish wife with no vagina, she just poops out eggs and you jizz on them
OR
>Princess of Hyrule, same species as you, warm, welcoming mammalian vagina, the premire royal family in the nation AND a fat ass

The choice is obvious.

Yeah, I can see why link went for the fish

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>fish pussy is the only guardian BOTW managed to make me care for
The characterization they gave Link was kinda neat, too.

> no vagina
Zoras are quite obviously based on dolphins.

do you think Link took the shark double-dick?

>flush pink

Mr. Krabs, I don't think that is a scientific demonstration

Someone's going to reply with the "I'd fuck that" face any time now.

>gills
>dolphin
Nigga u wot?

>”I'd fuck that” face
Newfriends...

>tfw Miphafags are so sad and delusional that they think this

They will have beautiful Aryan children.

Anybody who would not chose Urbosa over all is a disgusting degenerate.

I never said it was, me boy! Now shove your arm in there and get back me first dollar!

>played with Zora all the time
>loves nature and stuffing his face (with food)
>had a cute sister and cool ass general dad
>was doted on by a fish princess as a shota
>fish princess wants to fuck him when he's a teenager

>goes into knight training alongside his fish waifu
>he becomes a great swordsman
>she becomes great with a spear
>she starts crafting her wedding armor for Link

>Link is discovered to be the hero and the kingdom's fortune teller says doom is coming
>literally his entire hell goes to hell from that moment

> spend most of their time on land

Are you saying you wouldn't?

pls do not lewd the Siro.

Where's that pic from?

he just said race mixing with a fish specifically is bad

Naw, already got a wife with a great ass. I'm content.

nintendo do not propagate racemixing.

Botw Master Works. Has concept art and lore for the game. It's currently untranslated and no plans of localizing it (for now).

Doesn't change the fact that he has gills, he's closer to a shark, his father or mother was supposed to be a shark as well.

Not an argument. Also we’re talking about Mipha you fag.

No. Sheikah are a special group of Hylians, but they are still Hylians.

>"zoras are"
>"we're talking about Mipha"
Nigga please. And sayin" hurr not and argumenturr" is not an argument either. Gills don't fit the design of a dolphin.

why her hands so tiny

Japanese character.

But Link can't get pregnant so how would it be race mixing?

And zoras can survive on land. Unlike sharks.

Cute anime girl.

small penis

>Link and Zelda finally confirmed fucking
>people are mad

>confirmed
explain yourself

So you would rather Link mix with a fish than a human form woman?

True degeneracy

That's because they are BASED around the design of fishes, they aren't LITERALLY fishes. Are you autistic?

Nice ad hom, retard

GERUDO ARE A PROUD AND NOBLE RACE

He's Oreimofag and 'implications' = confirmed for those people.

it's not confirmed though, the only time it was heavily hinted at was in AoL

...and SS

All of ya niggas implying Link would sleep only with one woman,
don't really know my man Link, nigga would smash all of them if he had the time

>implying there's absolutely, anything wrong in being a race traitor.

>the skirt has eyes that are looking up at her tits

And you ignored the argument again focusing on a fallacy to weasel your way out of actually arguing. Besides I was legitimately asking if you are autistic, you're not even trying to prove your point you're literally only trying to "win a debate".

And the name of that is fallacy fallacy.

What's the color got to do with anything?

I'd rather he "mix" with Riju

>Zelda makes diary entries that she has fallen for him
>memories strongly imply that he is closer to her than ever before
>"b-but they aren't romantically involved!"

Stop being retarded on purpose.

Link was made to be bred by Kass

Link is for Gerudo only

"What do you mean you can't lay eggs? I made you this perfect nest!"

Link is for being fucked not fucking, get over it straightfags. Literally anyone can fuck zelda to continue the bloodline.

>marrying a fish
Fucking why? you can't fuck it. To reproduce male fish jerk off over the female's eggs.

>he's still salty over oreimo

Just visit Sup Forums on Christmas eve if you ever need a reminder that sometimes, best girls come out on top.

The only gerudo link is for is Ganondorf

>just as i thought
The fuck's that supposed to mean nigga?

Link must undergo a magical ritual in order to lay eggs first

why are dolphins like this

Zelda.

The Goddess released Calamity Gannon so Link wouldn't get with fish wife.

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Links got good hips and a nice tummy, one glance can easily tell you he's built for this

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>underdeveloped fish whores standing a chance against Hylian royalty

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Dirty Hylian whore walking around with those eyebrows.

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A slut, thats what she is

Whats a doblin

uhhhhhnnnggg she's blushing mmmm she's embarrassed uhhhhnnnggg god yes I can only get hard if she is ashamed mmm yes she can't do it with confidence because that would make me uncomfortable mmmmmm based japan catering to my beta boner uuuhhhhnnnn I love you generic anime girl #4327854623894832

How fucking DARE you besmirch the royal brows.

>tfw no fish wife

Why is link shorter than the rest of hylians in the game? is he a different race or something, that's one thing i didn't quite get.

Seek therapy.

>Loli gerudo are the best
>just 1 loli sora is good and she ntr you with one virgin fucker
>loli horni arent hornis
How do we fix ornis?

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I haven't been to Sup Forums on christmas since 2010

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He's malnourished due to growing up in fishhville and eating an unbalanced diet

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People from 100 years ago were shorter

Don't forget, Zelda best girl.

Dolphins are mammals, jackass. Didn't you pay attention when you were at sea world?

>calling Miphafags delusional when there's clear evidence Link grew up with the Zoras

But Kuroneko didn't win

oh please, Kass is so feminine he physically couldn't pass on a Y chromosome if his life depended on it.

Is there a high res version of this I can find?

Question is during humanities history how many people befriended dolphins and fucked them.

I'd imagine early man was both more degenerate, but less sea-faring, they probably fucked dolphins and said they were mermaids during the era of sailing, it's not like Dolphins have particularly evolved over the past 1000 years

no but why are they LIKE that

being a race traitor is only wrong if you're a woman

>100 years in a water bed
he shrunk in the wash

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>Posting the edit

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I think I remember hearing something about dolphin vaginas releasing some sort of pheromone or liquid that lets penises keep coming for longer than usual. It was probably bullshit, though.

Why does this exist?