The witcher 3

What was your favourite moment in the game ?

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there wasn't

Wedding

The ending credits

The bit where I got to kill all the non-whites in the entire game.

Lambert making fun of your "Killing Monsters"

Killing Radovid

do the builds matter at all in this game? I mean you really can't hurt the stuff that outlevels you anyway.

What builds?
There are none

>*whistles for magic horse*
>autoruns on road to quest marker
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows nose*
>guys in Drowner™ costumes appear
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET "EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half"
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof *shows flipper*"
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received

Also killing Djikstra. fat fuck was a right moody cunt. thought he could kill roche and get away with it.

sexing le females!!better than the sexy sex I have with my wife (that has big boobs!!

holy shit this was funny as fuck

>IT'S THE [CURRENT YEAR] WAHMEN CAN DO STUFF YOU KNOW ?

I agree with you user .

Fighting a flying enemy that are 5 level higher so you don't do any major damage and is always just waiting for it to sky bomb you so you can hit it with a arrow over and over again for 30 minutes.

Empress Ciri is best outcome to be honest.

this was the worst in Witcher 2. Those fucking harpies swarming you and constantly spawning.

Fuck, posts like this make me miss the game all that much more.

spot on

>wedding
My nigga, still mad at O'dimm for what he did to my boi Vlodimir

But my favorite moment would be the early interactions with the crones

Posting Trissfu

I don't understand why people like Vlodimir, he is trying so hard to copy his idiot brother which is really fucking sad because his fucking brother is the reason why he is dead in the first place.

Fuck him. He made sense all the way up until the end of the last mission. Like he just pissed away all the treaties those two countries had in the past.

This. I mean treaties aside why the fuck did he try to fight Geralt, Roche, Ves & Thaler on his own after they slaughtered his men. He even admits he's a shit fighter

That's a tough one. Favorite moments include
>Getting to Velen for the first time, opening the map and realizing how tiny the tutorial map was
>First trip to Skellige being a nice change of pace and atmosphere
>More memorable and funny quests than I can count, especially those that just seem to come out of nowhere while exploring some desolate part of the map
>The maximum comfy post main quest content that is Toussaint

It's a weird choice to make. I hated djikstra and radovid so redania was kill in my playthrough. I wanted a good outcome for temeria. But i think the best outcome is having Ciri in charge of Nilfgaard and letting them take power.

I also liked both Hjalmar and Cerys for Skellige but this would fuck my peace with nilfgaard.

Apparently rushed development. iirc there was supposed to have been more to the end of the quest to make his betrayal less retarded. But time constrictions or not, it's an unforgivable way to end that quest.
Either bring in a lot more goons, give us the option to spare Dijkstra or at the very least give him a death that makes more sense like tripping and breaking his neck while attempting to escape. Fucking anything would've been better.

Patently false. You mistreated your daughteru.

>>First trip to Skellige being a nice change of pace and atmosphere
I know your feel user.

youtube.com/watch?v=NknjE2SBPxw

i got the bad ending and never played it ever again.

fuck this game

no she still likes me. She is of more use to the world if she can shape politics. Nilfgaard will be powerful regardless. may as well have someone good in charge

I won't forget that feeling of first coming to Kaer Trolde for the king's funeral, then exploring all those comfy huts and taking in the view of the cliffs with this playing in the background. Still my favorite Skellige track.
youtube.com/watch?v=G8L1AHHCTCI

>She is of more use to the world if she can shape politics
>of use
>thinking of your daughteru in terms of use instead of what makes her happy

I got witcheress ending myself the first time, but I prefer the empress ending as well. If you give her all the options and Emhyr isn't fucking dead, then she'll always choose that for herself.

there are enough witchers in the world. she would make nilfgaard better if she is leader. she's still on good terms with you with this ending.

It really was a joke. There isn't even a proper conclusion or final cutscene to his story, you just kill him and then he's never mentioned again.

who cares what makes people happy, be useful, people like playing video games and trolling on internet, that's not useful
we need hard work labour camps for neets, till they get right with society
we need a world wide totalitarian regime

Getting drunk with my witcher bros and crossdressing as Yennifer. Probably favorite moment of any game ever.

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>there are enough witchers in the world
Nigga what?

Well, now that you mention it, guy was a cunt if you think about it (his pillaging and raping and shit), but the quest that he is part of is structered in a way most people were unfamiliar with in a game (a set protagonist is willingly possessed by a ghost for a single night), so you actually get to see him in a human and personal level (you spend more time with Vlodimir than with most of the main characters for fucks sake), so most people actually care a lot about him him by the end of said quest

>Being a bad dad
You deserve this.

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more then there are emperors. they could always make more. if they're okay with people dying in the joining.

>there are enough witchers in the world

Did the in-universe meme get to you? That there are more Witchers and fewer monsters in the world?

There are less than ten Witchers left in the world in both book and game canons.

Only Vesemir had SOME knowledge about making a witcher.

>they could always make more
No they can't, there's no one left alive who knows how to perform the mutations.

so one more one less what's the difference

One step closer/further from extinction that's the difference.

The first wish in Heart of Stone. The main game, the first side quest to really get interesting was the Cat school witcher one. It would have been better if he spared all the children, but killing any of them just sealed his fate for me.

who do you preffer, a witcher as emperess or a witcher as a wanderer hobo killing monsters?

Oh were we still talking about Ciri? I don't really care, she's not an actual witcher.

>a witcher as a wanderer hobo killing monsters?
so...a witcher?

Says the lazy virgin wasting time in Sup Forums.

so thats why empress is a better use for her then

Setting things right with best girl Yennefer and making sure it was all real and not a spell.

I fucking love this pasta

Ciri was sitting cross-legged on the ground, paying great attention to cards at hand. Geralt tried to teach her some Gwent one lazy afternoon and unfortunately, she didn't seem to understand card games at all. He threw a spy with a backward motion, his superior tactics granting him two additional siege cards. Ciri pouted and threw her deck in the air, then kicked at the match cards and walked off.

Geralt wasn't going to let that one slide. She makes fun of my horse, fine. She insults my beard, fine by me. She drinks all my apple juice? Okay! But disrespecting Gwent? Fuck no.

– Come over here – he barked at her.
– I won't. Your game of chance bores me.
– It's a game of skill, cunt. Come over here.

Ciri approached him exasperated, a her face a mask of shock.

– Did you just call me a cunt?
– I did. You're shit at cards. You insult my superior tactics, call me a lucker. Well guess what, Ciri. You're no longer a kid. I will no longer restrain myself.

Geralt grabbed her by the neck and bent her down, quickly unsheathed his silver sword began smacking ass with the flat of the blade. She shouted in pain for a while, then began moaning. Oh no, thought Geralt. Not again.

– M-more – she begged, some strange obsession in her eyes. Her hands already began unbuttoning her shirt.

The witcher sighed and took off his pants and breeches. Ciri instantly got to his giant mutated cock and began sucking furiously, pulling painfully at his majestic albino bush. Geralt patted her head in a preoccupied manner and thought of Yennefer sucking Triss' tits to make himself hard. His cock instantly hardened, seemingly because of Ciri's tongue covering it with tons of slobber.

She's my daughter, he thought. I have to make her happy, otherwise what kind of a father am I? He thought about Yen playing nude Gwent with Triss, making himself jizz violently. Ciri slurped at his fluorescent semen and let out a muffled gasp of comfort.

It's my duty. My destiny. My daughter.

damn i miss /wtc/

do you preffer that over her being an emperess?
retard father

Like I said, I don't care about that. I just had an issue with you claiming that there are enough witchers in the world when in reality they're going extinct.

I think she prefers it, which is the point
literal retard

Speaking of retard fathers. Her real father wants to impregnate her so that she can give birth to the chosen one.

fair point. i guess i misunderstood the fate of the witchers. so is the world fucked regardless then? once all the witchers die.

when make sex with jenniger

that's why you correct her and make what's best for her
better she being mad at me being an emperess than a hobo
>sex with your daughter
>a bad thing
also not giving the chosen one to the world, worst people

I hate fact that they had to appeal to the GTA crowd and allowing attacking guards in the city.

The world is fucked with or without the witchers. Global cooling has already begun, Ithlinne's Prophecy is being fulfilled.

It's the elves chosen one. Why would you help elves?

best game of this gen.

The game made the Prophecy moot since they changed it from global cooling to killer frost from the void. Ciri also made the killer frost go away so the earth is safe forever

>tfw broke djikstra's leg and never got to kill Radovid and he buttfucked Nilfgaard

At least Ciri was okay, but I am still mad at the game regardless. Fuck. FUCK.

When I deleted it.

>started my first playthrough on death march
>did every possible thing I could in the tutorial map
>level 4
>everything in the new map is high level as fuck
>afraid to explore since I dont want to fuck up my exp for finishing quests too early or too late
aaaaAAAAAAAAAA

I was naive enough to help Faggotvid too.

i like this post

user, why did you post this ?

Not to mention all those new monsters appearing near the end of the game.

ciri can open portals to let in new monsters if the supply is running low. kind of like how yen ups geralts witcher contracts without him knowing so he can survive.

>HAHA WOOPS NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO DO THE WITCHER RITUALS BY THE WAY
>WE'VE SURVIVED THIS LONG BECAUSE OF ALL THESE TRADITIONS AND SHIT
>BUT WOOPS WE FUCKED UP AND DONT KNOW HOW TO MUTATE ANYMORE
bad writing

This makes me think. Who will be the next protagonist for the witcher 4 ?

Unironically the moment I uninstalled it

>WE'VE SURVIVED THIS LONG BECAUSE OF ALL THESE TRADITIONS AND SHIT
"survived", there's a handful of them left.
>BUT WOOPS WE FUCKED UP AND DONT KNOW HOW TO MUTATE ANYMORE
Mage secrets and said mages died and took the secret to their graves.

Vesemir was some pussy fencing instructor before the grasses mutagens got lost. Yennifer could have done it because she somehow found the recipes in TW3. Bad writing was how the other witchers acted. They were suppose to be emotionless but they were seconds away from balling their eyes out at the first thought of doing the Trail of Grasses on that one mutant child thing.

>They were suppose to be emotionless
Not really. They claim to be emotionless and some of them might think that they are emotionless but they're not. People call Geralt out on it constantly.

What makes you think there's gonna be as Witcher 4?

the investors want more money, at least according to the last investors meeting.

its already been confirmed hasn't it?

>They were suppose to be emotionless

Witchers are not emotionless. That's an in-universe meme. They're trained to be emotionally dull (side effects being that they're typically socially awkward at first) so that they can cope with their occupation, but they're not emotionally void. They can experience joy and rage like anyone. It's just what triggers it that makes the difference.

so will we see ciri in cyberpunk 2077? i think she mentioned that she and avallach were there. It would be a cool easter egg.

Kaer Morhen got raided twice. A lot of important witchers died.

>its already been confirmed hasn't it?
Not to my knowledge. Their continuing the Witcher games would kinda make the ending of the last DLC kinda moot, since they intended that as the end of the Witcher game series.

Besides, CDPR is already making some other game that was supposedly hinted at in Witcher 3 anyway.

I thought they confirmed they were making a new witcher game without geralt

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Some quotes from CDPR

>“it will be unfair to the fans of the series to discontinue making new Witcher games”

>“We definitely are not annualizing a franchise or anything–it’s about the experience…The world of The Witcher is gigantic and it’s great to tell these stories,”

Why

the part with the tits

other than that, fuck this dogshit game with it's bland scenery and shit story

shift + delete

Base game: killing the 3 hags.

Overall: end of Hearts of Stone (the ending where you save Olgierd).

>They were suppose to be emotionless
its literally a meme created by witchers themselves to make negotiations for extra shekels easier