I SUMMON MY EGYPTIAN GOD SLIME

I SUMMON MY EGYPTIAN GOD SLIME
IT'S OVER MAKE YOUR LAST MOVE ALREADY Sup Forums SO I CAN FINISH YOU OFF AND BANISH YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM FOR ALL ETERNITY

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*gulps*

I summon my trusty Beaver Warrior in defense mode.

I summon these 3 things.

PREPARA TE A ENTRAR EN LA OSCURIDAD
AL MANOS DE RA

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Am i the protagonist ij this show? If so then i topdeck some random bullshit card that somehow lets me win against impossible odds

...

Uh, okay.
I throw down three face downs and activate Wall of Revealing Light, paying 5000 LP to make it so your monsters with less than 5000 Attack can't declare attacks. Then end my turn.

I activate this

I active MST and target your WoRL

You triggered my trap, Imperial Custom. Face up Continuous Trap cards cannot be destroyed unless you destroy Imperial Custom first, so your MST goes to the graveyard without destroying it.

I negate your imperial custom with another MST

Well damn, I guess I'm out one of my face downs, thankfully Wall of Revealing Light is still up so your Egyptian God Slime still needs more than 5000 attack points to kill me.

I use pot of greed! It allows me to draw two cards from the top of my deck and add them to my hand.

but user
my MST negated your imperial custom effect that negated my initial MST that destroyed your wall

do you even play the game nerd?

>Chaining
Eh, oh no, my WoRL is destroyed, what am I to do.

Wait, it does what now?

It lets you draw 2 cards randomly from your opponent's deck

I don't follow, you're gonna have to give me a quick breakdown of this effect.

you straight up steal 2 cards from your opponent's extra deck

Man this arc just screamed for Joey to beat Marik. Joey had more involved with him than Yugi ever did. Got possessed, jumped by his rare hunters, faced his disciple, lost Mai, took a god damn hit from Ra and stood standing ready to win. I'll never not be mad at that.

I forgot my magnifying glass, so I give up.

In one quick swipe I shall let this bucket of bolts rise from the undead and wipe out all your minions. See it’s not entirely out of game.

?? Please extrapolate.

>Nova instead of Infinity

When did people start using Apex Avian?

Bye

You open a brand new Yu-Gi-Oh!™ booster pack and place 2 of its cards in your hand

You JUST take cards from your opponent's hand for every gender there is

It was popular in pendulums for a while since you could just pendulum summon it back out whenever you use its effect.

...

I activate the card Lullaby of Disobedience. This allows me to declare one card name, and should it happen to be a card in you deck I get to summon it or add it to my hand. AND I DECLARE LAVA GOLEM!!!!

Grunt all you like, but now I have your card to do with as I please. Using this card on Joey will be the catalyst of your own undoing Marik!!! For now I activate the card Foolish Revival. This let's me bring back one of your own monsters from the graveyard to your field. And I choose... Humanoid Slime! I think you know what comes next. THAT'S RIGHT, I ACTIVATE LAVA GOLEM, MELTING DOWN DOWN BOTH YOUR SLIME CREATURES INTO ONE SMOLDERING ENTITY. And since you gave up all but 1 of your life points to summon Ra earlier, I need only end my turn to bring about your Standby Phase and end this duel.

I END MY TURN. NOW IT'S OVER.

I play Performage Damage Juggler.
gg

BOKU NO TURN

DORO

I play man-eater bug in face down position!
Your move

Hmmhmmhmm, I was planning on you to do this. And you fell right into my trap. GO! WINGED KURIBOH LV 9.

Now I activate Transcendent Wings to send my Winged Kuriboh to the graveyard, to summon WINGED KURIBOOOOOH LL 10!!!

Now the moment you play a monster I am allowed to tribute this card and detonate it with an impact equal to their attack points straight at your life points. Go ahead, play one and make my day.

*Divine wraths you*

yes, well done, well done...
HOWEVER