Game makes fun of you

>game makes fun of you

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>tfw not fat or a virgin but really depressed
>mildly attractive and educated but feel like a total mess

I also question why I'm still visiting this board when it stopped being relevant to my hobby a long time ago

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It's because we're the only friends you have left in the world.

at least you're not on Sup Forums

>suffocating
I don't get it.

>just turned 29
>430 lbs
>virgin
>never even been on a date
>have no friends
At least I have you guys.

>tfw fat and even my own family treats me like shit
i think i'm just going to start making myself throw up

I acknowledge being fat as my fault, but I won't be taking lip from an anime thot.

Eveyone in the game is sort of an asshole

What game is this? That bitch looks cute

damn dude get a bike you will feel way better about life in general if you're seriously 430
I was 250 and lost 60 pounds and it was a life changer, honestly when you lose 10 pounds even the rest is easy as shit and a fun ride.
what's stopping you man

The Caligula Effect. It's on the Vita, but I think it's getting a PS4 re-release soon.

It's because we're the only friends you have left in the world.

Save your life.

>430
Boy am I glad I never reached 300

>he's fat
Ahahaha
I bet you wear glasses too

>tfw the tube that runs jizz from my balls is infected and every time i cum theres a little more blood but i cant stop jerking it to anime girls
we all got problems pal

>430 lbs
how

>430
Are you a literal globe with legs?

give me a quick rundown, does this shit actually work and is it not dangerous

what game is this?

cunt

put down the fork

Don't worry literally all of those are also true of me except one

I invite you to try and guess

You're not 29 years old.

>girl hates guys who are virgins
>is a virgin herself
I hate this fucking shit in everything that does it.

Close!

You don’t have things orbiting around you because you’re not a fatty?

You don't have shit, and you know it.

I've personally completed multiple 5 day water fasts and a 7 day. It's completely fine. Lurk the damn generals and learn how to brew the meme salt water to avoid fatigue.

Now

hey, dude you're cool as long as you don't go Sup Forums mass shooter. keep your storming online

Seriously, save your fucking life.

>obese
>dedicated to losing weight
>get a gf
>still obese but stopped caring

Its a bad feel

They give us shit for using the imperial system of measurement, and yet they count weight in fucking stone?

I might be a 26 year old kissless virgin NEET, but at least I'm not fat.

that's a lie and you know it

this fasting thing is the stupidest shit ever, all you'd do is lose muscle and risk fucking dying every day

>t. dumb faggot who has done no research

>t. fatty who thinks because he lost 3 kg on the brand new meme diet means that it's the best way to lose weight
it's like keto all over again

you're a moron

>being obese

How do you get to this point? The most I was over my ideal weight was 15 pounds, and that was when I let go of self-control. I lost it in weeks with just OMAD and replacing meals with coffee, not even hard. Can't imagine how much of a fucking ravenous porker you would have to get three times that bad, let alone worse

SAGE

>autophagy research won the 2016 nobel prize in medicine
>it's just a meme
nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/medicine/laureates/2016/press.html?ctkey=autophagy
Stay retarded.

poor diet, lack of self control, living in America.
-t. amerilard slowly slimming down.

jesus why. man i hope your lying.

Are you talking about the little coiled thing on the back of the nut?

Mine has been swollen lately webmd says it's usually benign but I should probably go to the doctor in light of your condition

You sound cute and I would like to hang out with you. However, I am a gay