Lose to boss

>lose to boss
>grind a lot
>lose to boss quicker than before

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>boss gets patched out of the game

>grind a lot
>boss is piss easy and you regret not challenging yourself.

Jon is innocent

Jesus that's embarrassing.

please name the game, I want

>lose to boss, feeling pretty agitated
>stop playing and come back the next day, refreshed and calm
>win easily

Man he waited way too long to call that fight.

CM Punk in his next fight.

Jon is an idiot.

Why is he still allowed to fight?

this is me, i've realized i'm way too emotional

Sadly he isn't.

Good. Cheating nigger faggot.

DEX > STR

Jones is a cheat, fuck him.

>DCucks still crying

He's innocent

The white guy is stronger tho.

>Over level to make stages easier
>Get bad end for over leveling

this made me quiz xeno 2 for a couple weeks for fighterz. im at the place with malos and glasses guy. Any suggestions?

i meant quit but im sure you guessed that

Alright, you started this. Explain what happened. Why did he not put up a fight? Why is he crying/

>>Over level to make stages easier
>Makes my dick rock hard
>thinking about how hard i will rock the boss
>End up fapping and getting killed
Well shit

>Jon Jones and DC hate each other
>Jon Jones beat DC to a decisio in their first match and ruined his undefeated record and also successfully defended his belt
>DC cried
>Jon Jones get into legal troubles and stripped of the championship belt
>DC wins the vacant belt after Jon left
>Jon returns
>they're supposed to fight
>Jon gets caught with PEDs and suspended for a year
>DC still remains champ and fights other contenders
>Jon returns again for the second time
>DC ready for revenge
>DC gets knocked out
>cries and loses belt to Jon
>Jon Jones caught using PEDs again
>DC keeps belt

>has his belt stripped three times due to PEDs
>still allowed to perform

y tho?

He didn't use PEDs the first time. Something about a hit and run with a pregnant woman cost his time behind bars

Nothing really. Jon and DC had a well publicized beef with each other for years. They both talked MAD shit in interviews, partly to hype the fight and partly because they actually hate each other. Jon alluded to DC's weakness on stage, (The fact that DC leaves his right side exposed, opening him up for a head kick), to which DC admitted and claimed would be fixed by the time of the fight. Then Jon wins by exploiting the very weakness DC admitted to. Tragic really.

Damn bro, you fancy

>He didn't use PEDs the first time

That ref took five years to break that shit up

Jones is natty

His only clean fight post USADA was OSP and he took all 5 rounds to get a decision win.

Cormier is the natty goat

DC's story is one of the great tragedies of our time.


>undefeated in the heavyweight division
>move down a division so you don't step on the toes of your team mate (he loses shortly after)
>easily beat competition
>cant win over fans because:
>cant quite stand up to the GOAT
>easily beat more competition
>cant win over fans and cant even rematch the GOAT because hes fucked up his life
>chance at redemption scheduled
>called off
>chance at redemption happens
>thoroughly beaten again
>Arch rival was a cheating freakshow this whole time
>Will never beat him
>Champion in name only
>fans hate you
>eats you up inside

>daughter killed in car crash to top it all off

Won't be undefeated in HW much longer either

They both were using them.
In their first fight, both DC and JJ had testosterone levels that were so low that there is no way it could be that low unless they were taking something to lower it.

>lowering your test
>Performance enhancing

>lowering your test for a few days to hide other PEDs
>not performance enhancing
There is no reason for either of them to lower their test unless they have something to hide. And like I said, there is no way their test could be that low unless they took something.

proof DC's was low too

>what is PCT/masking agents

>people don't aknowledge dc as the prodigy he is in mma.
>John cheater johns who gets high on coke crashes his car flees the scene and runs back to retrieve the coke gets caught juicing for both his fights.

If you can't win legit what does that say about jones? hes a mental fucking midget and a loser.

>cheated in a sport full of cheaters
>undefeated GOAT

Doesn't matter what you think of Jones outside of the octagon. Inside he's the greatest.

hey pussy are you still there

Always bet on Chad.
ALWAYS.

You think I'm just gonna sit there and let you kill me Jon?

>sport full of cheaters

keep telling yourself that.

>Defeat boss with 1hp left.

>enemy shuffles towards you at lightning fast speeds

For sure

Neither of them are Chads.

Mendes is literally named Chad.

That match shouldn't have happened.

I wish they'd patch out the boss fights from Deus Ex: HR

david cross vs mr robot?

Why?

Jones was caught with coke in his system from a night of celebrating his win, he's full natty otherwise

I think they meant caught

I wish the DLC was optional.

Yeah sure bud

man this happens a lot

I want to see who won this fight tho

Little dude looks a bit like ben kingsley also

He lost in the second or third via TKO. His name is Johny Hendricks

poor little ben kingsleydale, what a shame shame

>tfw Cormier used to be my next door neighbor

It seems like one of those things that >that kid would say but it really happened. I remember he would do mitts with his brother in the backyard and i could hear them slapping away at it. Never did bother to get a pic with him since it seemed like a douche thing to do.

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The way Ngannou's face looks in that webm after his punches are missing is just fucking priceless

>WHY UNGA SMASH NOT WORK?

DC is a champ, JJ is a fucking waste of life, and youre a fucking non-fighting cuck if you believe otherwise.

Please keep bowing down to the dude (JJ) you have nothing in common with, with god tier genetics, who is a sociopath and doesnt do shit for humanity. As opposed to the bullied, self-sacrificing, honest champ with an actual heart and real drive.

God this board is such a bunch of autistic betas its infuriating. Stop trying to pretend like you have futures, just descend back into your SJW arguments so you can act like you have some power in this world. This is your daily remind that if the internet didnt exist, you would have no contact with the real world.

DC will be the GOAT when he successfully becomes 2 weight champ.

>spend so much time in the begining completing all the side quests and leveling up because te side quests give good rewards actually.
>get to boss.
>they fucking die like a bitch.

...

I think the purpose of people like Jon Jones (sociopaths with perfect athletic genetics) in prehistoric times was just to be humanity's enemy.

Humans had no natural predators after a certain period of time. Three guys with spears would kill a lion. When you need natural selection to continue in order to keep the gene pool improving, yet humanity has lost all its threats, what do you do?

You flag 2% of humans with a sociopath gene that makes them that natural selection force. Your tribe of 5'0 betas is doing really well with its rice farms and water filtration system, until the tribe of 6'4 sociopaths invades and kills all the men and rapes all the prettiest women.

This presents a problem: sociopathy is being naturally selected for. Fast forward to 2018, sociopaths are absolutely everywhere. Your boss is probably a sociopath. His boss is definitely a sociopath. His boss's boss is a Jon Jones type alpha-sociopath.

Racter pls stop shitposting on Sup Forums and go back to your drone shenanigans before I kick you out of this tub.

and its beautiful

Not even close, that's GSP.

I think estimate are like 1-3% of people are sociopaths.

They have no way of knowing. Sociopaths hide it. I'm a sociopath and everyone around me thinks I'm a wonderful person.

will the UFC ever get actual freaks of nature like mike tyson?

>Sociopaths hide it. I'm a sociopath

Mike Tyson wasn't a freak. He just fought a bunch of shitty boxers.

It already has!

Why does every champion-level boxer call Tyson at his prime the best heavyweight to enter the ring?

> Doing great at game
> go to bathroom
> suddenly shit at basic maneuvers you've done perfectly just minutes before.

Because he fought a bunch of shitty boxers. I'm not saying he was terrible, but he wasn't as tested as someone like Ali was.

Completely wrong.

t. edgelord

You know, besides Mike Tyson himself.

>challenge boss for the first time being relatively unprepared after the challenges of getting to the boss
>BARELY lose to boss, get him to 1% and die
>none of the next attempts get him to even 50%

>cave in and summon
>boss goes down like a bitch
>zero satisfaction

but thats just not true, user

>lose to boss a lot
>grind
>finally win
>every boss after that one is a chump
>feel hollow at the end of the game
>start a new playthrough grind free
>the same boss is still a roadblock

>grind a lot
>beat orphan of kos on my third try

>try to buy a classic game that is over a decade old
>mfw

>game patches out erect nipples, juggle physics and camel toes out of the game

tf country is this

>not going VIT

Canada dude. it's like $43 american

>grind a lot
>die to Laurence 15+ times
>run out of blood vials
>change covenants so I can summon
>die 15+ more times
>98% achievements. Laurence is the only boss I can't kill
>quit bloodborne forever

>party member beats up the more popular party member out of jealousy

get on the deck and flop like a fish

hot desu

in morels and family building yes