ITT Sup Forums makes up his dream vidya one single post at a time

ITT Sup Forums makes up his dream vidya one single post at a time.
First reply to each of my questions decides the various aspects of the game.

First question: for which system, or systems, will our game be released?

3DO exclusive

Wasn't even aware of its existence but ok.

Next step: which developer(s) will be working on our game?

bump

the guys who made the CDI Zelda.

Apparently an american company with a subsidiary in russia, called Animation Magic. It has been defunct since 2001 but we can just magically resurrect them to work on our game.
Very well, now that we have our release system and development team, we can start talking about the game itself.

Which will be the genre of our game?

JRPG / Guitar Hero rhythm game

Ambitious.
Now start shaping the game's world.

Our protagonist is...

Final boss is a QTE though

Johnny Rico from Starship Troopers, but he only communicates in Dutch

It's not fun

Dumb frogposter.

I'm not sure if I saw this movie, can barely remember anything about it. But ok.

Next, the setting of our game is...

Caspian Sea

bosnia, 1994

Our game is really coming together, isn't it?

Next thing, the plot is about... (insert playing character's main motive)

Starship troopers but instead of aliens it's muslims.

Makes sense for the Caspian Sea region.
I dig this OP.

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thx 4 the support, u are a nice guy

ISIS has invaded the Caspian Sea region and it's threathening the safety of its inhabitants. Our hero's mission is to fight them off from strategic locations and eventually locate the giant ISIS' motherbrain that gives birth to them and destroy it in order to defeat them once and for all.
Diplomacy is not an option, since Johnny can only speak Dutch.

There are three other playable supporting character that will join and help him.
These are... (one per post, next three posts decide) (please don't pick more than one)

Wargraav

This guy defects from ISIS when he meets Rico.

Donal trump and his defenses engineer team

always online DRM

Yoda Pepe

Johnny is the typical DPS-oriented protagonist that can still do a bit of everything, Wargraav is the tank with ok damage output, the ISIS defecting guy is a bard that supports the team with buffs and heals and Donald Trump is the spellcasting character that summons engineers to build and fire weapons for him.

Next, let's get technical and talk about the game's mechanics. This is a JRPG/Guitar Hero Rhytm hybrid. The game's battle system features... (next 3 posts decide 3 aspects to include)

TF2-esque

Text based

proprietary control system, involving 3 joysticks and the footpedals from a steering wheel

>See that sea? you can swim in it!

Updated the menu portatraits to fit with the game's artstyle.

So, this game is a JRPG/Rhytm game but features class based combat, as every ISIS soldier you fight has the powers and abilities of a TF2 class and every overworld encounter is fight in the game takes place in a map where you need to reach an objective like gaining control of strategic points or pushing a cart to a destination.
Also features underwater combat in fully submerged maps.
Every team member must be controlled by four different people, three of them using joysticks and the one controlling Wargraav, that controls like a armored vehicle, needs to use a racing game set up with a steering wheel and pedals.
Combat is turn based, like in every proper JRPG, but in order to attack, defend cast spells and use abilities you type manually the command you want to use (if you make a typo you lose your turn) and then you have to play a short Guitar Hero song in order to land the attack effectively.
Sounds like there's a lot of pleb-filter in this game, uh.

Now we only need a title and our game is ready to be shipped and sold.
Post the title one word at a time and end it by posting only "." (10 words at max)

Chungus

meets

retard.

Revengance

featuring

Knuckles

420

from the

gay

.

Satan

The game has been shipped and it's now available for purchase. The very few 3DO owners left are excited to play it.
Videogame journalists and major gaming sites are currently reviewing the game. If it makes a good impression it might even have a sequel.

Write a short review and give it a score.

This sucker is gunna fly off the shelves.

Isn't it basically what Steam Machines were?
Sadly Steam Machines failed as well.

it alright. 9/10

Best options menu - 10/10 - IGN

The game is an incredible, unprecedented success and sells millions of copies within the first week. Panasonic has to start manifacturing 3DO systems again due to popular demand. Chungus meets Retards: Revengeance wins several awards for best 2018 game, best JRPG, best Rhytm game, best game ever made, topping Metascore ratings. The game will be re-released and remastered several time during the course of the next few decades.
Animation Magic goes back in business and starts working on three sequels and two spinoff, as well as selling the rights for a full lenght animated movie and a saturday morning show. There are also rumors of plans for a new CD-i Zelda game.
The game's success is enough to revitalize the industry, inspire several aspiring developers and lead gaming into a new golden age.

The end

We did it boys

nintendo port 10/10

>tfw too late to participate

So now....

Signing off for today, maybe I'll be back in a few days to make another thread.
If someone else wants to take over the thread or make another one, feel free to do so.

This
Yugoslav war FPS when

You better, OP. The artwork was 10/10