What REALLY happened in the Great Ape War? Who remains to give an truthful accounting...

What REALLY happened in the Great Ape War? Who remains to give an truthful accounting? Were the Manky's in the wrong for jumping what they thought was a sinking ship?

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Monkeys are gay lol

Donkey kongs dad became the disciple of athiesm

What do you think happened?

The real question is, is Tree top Town a Mankey Kong city?

Mankey is one guy that just reappears every few levels.
He wasn't allowed to join the kong crew for being a bitch or so.

I only found this out today. Unfortunately I cant find the magazine scan right now

oh yeah here it is

The great ape war was bananas!

hang out

>Refering to an enemy type implied to be a species as a single character as if you're fighting that same character in a time warp
Why do games do this? You can't throw a row of 3 klumps at me and expect klump to be a single kremling character.

HE

He is a scottish subhuman

Does anyone else keep thinking their heads look like volcanoes?

let's settle this once and for all

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>not knowing the DKC lore

>Who remains to give a truthful accounting
Fedora Kong

This just makes me feel bad for Manky Kong tbqdesu. Beta uprising when?

dead thread

What was his sentence?

After the war was over, all the kongs went home, but some of them never really left the banana jungles.

Assisted Marty in his quest to make the world square.

IT AINT ME.
IT AINT ME
I AINT NO FORTUNATE KONG

donkeykong.wikia.com/wiki/The_Great_Ape_War

>not knowing about the Kong slave trade

That's a Nintendo Player's Guide and contradicts what's in the actual DKC manual

>Funky Kong is half ape half monkey
>Lanky is a reject Manky adopted by the Kongs
One of you fuckers from here wrote this

>When the future was looking bleak for the Primate Alliance, certain groups started questioning whether the war could truly be won. One specific group, the Manky Kongs, began to prioritize the survival of their kind alone, resulting in a rebellion against the Primate Alliance. The Alliance did not forgive them for this and the Manky race remained Kong Family rejects throughout history. While uncertain, it is speculated something similar may have happened with the Minkeys.

>cranky kong is cranky because of PTSD

Apparently it's real name is kmankki kong

what language is that?

Looks like Finnish to me, might be wrong though

Is this real?

DKC2 is my fav...but I like them all. It's like asking my what kind of ice cream I like the best because they are all so good

Educate yourselves with some good Kong lore.
youtu.be/HqmrztzTMtI

Its look odd enough so maybe

I wish he had taken this completely seriously and had included more information
It could've been godlike

How did this thread not trigger /vpol/ I am amazed

ths is fucking amazing

We don't talk about The Great Ape War.

There are plans to make a follow-up, since there are so much misinformation being spread about the Kong lore.

All those wrecked ships and warplanes in Tropical Freeze are remnants of the terrible conflict.

WHO IS HE?

Yup it's finnish. Most of the names are words with an added K in the beginning

fun guy.

Manky just runs back in the level
Duh

I remember that they tried to make a game about The Great Ape War, however, it was canned since it was too bloody for kids.
Jesus, the torture scene was too horrifying, the way they used those bananas will forever be scarred in my mind

I'd play it