Girl joins guild

>girl joins guild
>guild falls apart
Why does this keep happening?

>girl joins guild
>nothing happens

Fighting for superiority and mating is a common thing. It's how you survive.

When has this ever happened

maybe you shouldn't join a guild full of orbiter males that get pussy whipped.

>girl joins x
>x falls apart

>being in a guild
First mistake

This never really happened online for me, but more so IRL. For instance

>Be in my second at college
>Have group friends
>New freshman girl joins our group
>All the guys develop a crush on her
>Fight for her affection and attention
>Friendships end and rivalries begin.

College was fucking shit when it came to relationships and girls.

>Person starts thread
>Girl joins guild
>guild falls apart
Why does this keep happening?

>girl joins guild
>all she talks about is vegan shit, animal rights, womens rights and how she is oppressed by other gamers every time she plays
Girls are dumb. I wish I was gay.

this, not every guild are made up of beta orbiters.

I hasten to remind the "I'm oppressed" women that it was seen as international news when women in Saudi fucking Arabia were allowed to drive.

They don't have it even remotely bad.

because you're a fuccboi op.

unironically, the gay guilds are the best. there's no girl drama and the people can reach a formal agreement very easily.

>Girl joins guild
>Everyone too focused on quests and raids
>She leaves because it's too competitive
?????

protip: don't play with children

>Game with girls regularly because I'm not a fucking socially akward faggot.
Everyone knows I'm an autist and yet every "cool kid" in college is my friend because I'm "wakey" and "awsome"
>They are laughing behind your back
Sure that is why they all talk about their problems with me

>girl joins the guild
>can't handle the baby
>starts crying
>feel really guilty

this. don't give the attention whore the attention she craves and she leaves quickly to find new bait.

>baby
I meant bant.
Phoneposting is suffering.

Why must girls ruin everything, bros? Who even created them?

>samus joins guild

>Girl joins group
>She's underage
jesus fuck please get out now

Goddamn it

>girl joins group
>never even mentions their gender and we all get along well

Why are girls so weak when it comes to banter? I swear they take every super personal and break down the second you say something "mean".
It must be something genetic

>that one guy in his mid twenties that hits on the 14 yr old in the guild

correct response here. attention whores can only do as much damage as beta orbiters allow them to.

i dont see the problem here

guild*

Because it's funny to see the socially awkward fag come up with stupid solution to problems.
We legit do this to the retard of the group. Someone like you, most likely.

Ayano a cute. CUTE.

I'm getting to that point.
I legit need to stop watching anime and romanticizing highschool girls.

to get attention

>wanting to become a normal fag
faggot

Stop using my wife to shitpost please

You are right but legit it is kind of creepy that a 24yo guy is hitting on 16yo girls, man...

I just REALLY want to bang a highschool girl and I blame anime.

balmung drama

T-TOSHINO KYOKO

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Still so young.

>he lives in America
Poor you, hope you guys get to experience that sweet teen pussy one day in the future

>prettypinkPrincess49 has logged on
>guild 1: hey :)
>guild 2: sup
>guild 3; yo

16 is legal here but it's kind of awkward meeting her parents and being 10 years older than her. Though I can pass for 20 it's still weird.

Can someone summarize what this is about in five sentences or less?

It's because they didn't get used to it while growing up. Not a lot of men "bant" with girls IRL, and generally whenever they were in trouble, all they had to do was cry and the bully would stop while everyone around would make out the guy as being a monster. They unconsciously picked up on this self-defense mechanism because it worked. (And women tears actually have chemicals that drop down testosterone in men.)

Combine that with the fact that women generally gossip/talk shit about each other behind their backs, not upfront, and that nobody can see your tears online, you get someone with very weak tolerance to upfront online insults.

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>american can't read
lmao

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Is your name TOSHINO KYOUKO?

>user: goodbye guys
>no one replies
>prettycocklover: good night guys *heart emoticon*
>20 replies

> women tears actually have chemicals that drop down testosterone in men.

You got a source on that sounds interesting ?

>user to guild: Later guys
>No replies
>2 minutes later
>user has gone offline

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