Well well, what have we here?

Well well, what have we here?

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How about this?
*unzips*

Are you all this untrusting?

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>there are people who think morrigan is attractive

HEH HEH HEH... ASSCHAPS!

this game has aged so badly

It's supposed to look like that. You don't get it.

t.Alistair

t. broodmother

>there are people who chose Leliana over Morrigan

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It wasn't even that good at the time, but it was baby's first CRPG.

youtube.com/watch?v=d6smo7ASr2c

I still fucking cringe even thinking about this scene.

>Next DA game will cater even more to lefties
>DA4 will have you play as a tranny and "save" the world from muh nationalist natsees
>there are no straight romance option
>every member of the cast is a tranny or nigger
>you can now craft items as gifts to your companions
>only craftable is a dildo

it has, in many ways

and my god the unfiltered, shitty mocap animations

Were their tits always like that?

it is the best (the only, actually) modern crpg you stupid faggot

several crpgs have come out since dragon age that completely blow it away in all aspects

You know what? I don't even care about this scene, it was ambitious and didn't have the proper production values to make it work, but damn, i commend the developers to have the balls to put something liek that to the game just to have some cool character moments

I am sure they thought that it looked horrible as too, but i would take this over what Dragon Age has become now

>It wasn't even that good at the time, but it was baby's first CRPG.

Ok i'll bite, what made it a bad game then? You can't just claim something as bad and then not back it up without sounding like a retard

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today i will remind them

I too enjoy creating unrealistic hypothetical situations to get mad at.

*mods your path*

list them you stupid faggot

No wait, I want to hear this

Okay user explain the reasoning you used to arrive at that post

ape arms and deformed stomach-tits are a staple of dragon age origins

the best ass in the game is shale's

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*bugs your mods*

you serious m8?

the person i replied to was a stupid faggot, so i called him a stupid faggot, you stupid avatarfaggot

list them

you

stupid

faggot

No no this
>it is the best (the only, actually) modern crpg you stupid faggot
Please explain how you came to believe this, and why

>Emotionally retarded
>Shameless tsundere
>Tries to bitch you out at every opportunity
>Whines about doing the right thing constantly
>Has your baby
>Becomes mommy-tier
>Waits faithfully for you to return two games later still

She's okay.

She's a good mom.

pillars of eternity

'Tis cold in my tent all alone...

1. And? What do you want me to do about it?
2. Then get a thicker blanket.
3. Well we can't have that.
4. You must be joking.

>list them
basically all of them
all the indie ones, obsidian's recent garbage is even better than DA:O was

>there are people who chose Leliana and Morrigan over Wynne

only 4 inches lol

>choosing anyone
>not just being no homo bros with the dwarf and alistair and disregarding skanks

>Alistair
>not Sten

You can't even have sex and/or Wynne can't love you so what is the point.

>bros with dwarf and alistair
>pic unrelated

>no im not a retard, please explain how YOU are not a retard

fuck off

it's decent but released almost a decade later. so yeah

>still no reply, LIST THE GAMES THAT YOU CONSIDER BETTER, YOU STUPID FAGGOT

How else will they top inquisition and the bunch of articles praising Bioware for having the first fully gay party member with Dorian, the next step is having a trans party member.

I don't think there's ever been a Bioware game with good character animations, and it's nothing to do with them ageing well or poorly. Half Life 2 and Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines both blow everything Bioware has ever made out of the water on that count, and they came out in 2004, one year after Knights of the Old Republic.

It's like there's a psychopath with no understanding of human behaviour to whom they present the procession of robotic action figures they come up with for each game. He just takes one look and then reaches for the giant stamp marked 'YEP, GOOD ENOUGH!'.

I'm not a necrophiliac.

obviously they aren't always available

I forgot I had Inquisition on Origin.
Is it worth installing?

>Morrigan even shaking her head

Claudia Black's voice just oozes sex
just ask Chriton

Then get a thicker blanket cunt.

>still no reply
if you're just gonna be one of those fags that sits there and expects someone to literally list hundreds of games you can just fuck off

>it's decent but released almost a decade later. so yeah
see what i mean, why should anyone respond to your dumb ass

5. I'm your prom date you ugly sack of shit!

So you guys didn't kill the kid as a short cut to the entire game?
>DA4
I'm still going to stick with DAOUE. I gave up any thought in it after I started the first world map and saw how much of a fucking mess in DOI. Also I'm willing to bet it will be open world online. With more of a fucking mess of story and combat alone.

I started playing this game but honestly I don't feel compelled to play it.

Can I al teast fuck ?

>it is the best (the only, actually) modern crpg you stupid faggot

Hello sir we're still looking for an official remark on this statement, would you care to comment?

shame I couldn't fuck this pig

>girl walks in on this
>girl walks in on bing bing wahoo
Alright, which would you take?

>tfw it's not even that unrealistic

yes

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Yes, even impregnate

yes, and that's the best part

5. No way fag

You can make her your loving waifu and have a autistic boy with her.

My heart, mommy!!

How was romancing Dorian going for you, you shit poker? KEK

>being bros with a murderer

He dindu nuffin, the villagers stole his sword

The expansion pack and inquisition are alot better if you do.

is this a fucking alpha build? jesus christ

>there are people who played dragon age games after dragon age 2

What the fuck.

>Morrigan was the only one acting appropriately during that whole scene
>Solas was the only one acting appropriately during the DA:I musicial
>They also happen to be the best characters in the series

I choose death

yeah but killing a family is wrong and i am the warrior of justice

>Solas the bitchnigger
>best character in the series
el oh el

>Instruments out of nowhere

Humans>>>Dwarves>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Qunari>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Elves

5.Deinstall mods

>Well well, what have we here?

>Can I at least fuck
Yeah that is the least you can do, you can also impregnate her and start a family and see your son in DA:I even though your DA:O character is not there

Well that's a deal for me

>same haircut, beard and color as my character
oh boy

WELL WELL WELL
YOUR FAVORITE PART OF THE GAME IS ABOUT TO START user

it's really not that bad, and it has good rewards
just transform nigga it's easy

Also the fade only lasts like 30 minutes. The Deep Roads last half of the game.

how much of a normie am i if my party is Morrigan, Alistair and Leliana?

Jesus christ. The comments killed me.

>The Deep Roads

fuck every boring inch of that place

Replayed it this week and that was my party with me as spirit-healer mage. Has the best bants aside from maybe Sten-Morrigan.

That's what I always did. That, or have her nips showing. Why the fuck would she care about what others thought of her tits out

Wasn't he quite literally a walking stereotype or did I just hallucinate that?

>Take the outfit off
>Suddenly her tiny black-string bikini is a huge white bra with granny panties and the mother of all cameltoes.

you would think being raised by a whore-dragon in a swamp would make her wear even less clothes than she does

she should be a filthy unwashed forest witch wearing maybe 1 rag that doubles as toilet paper

>how much of a normie am i if my party is Morrigan, Alistair and Leliana?
Not Alistar, Wynne and Leliana.

>the mother of all cameltoes
holy shit i forgot about this
every woman had it too

was considering switching Leliana for Oghren, but i like hearing her and Morrigan going on about who i like more and fighting
Morrigan is best girl

And the same man hands and brown teeth.

She was sent to entice you into impregnating her and birthing an old god. So it makes sense for her to wash her filthy minge and doll up a bit.

I thought this was an Origins clip when I saw it.
This is so fucking bad. How is it so bad. How do people defend this garbage. Jesus christ.

>switching Leliana
But who would unlock all the locked chests and stuff?