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So I want to buy Rayman 3 because he has a big penis?

i assume it would also be detached from his main body.

I miss this types of ads. There's no fun in modern ads.

Rayman has no arms and legs.

Does that mean that his dick is only the tip of a normal one?

Modern games are very flashy, with good graphics and beautiful setpieces, but lack the traditional effort older games had. Everything is so "big" so "cinematic" that most modern games fall into formulatic checklist games instead of doing something new, because new means risky, and shareholders don't like risky.

That's not your criteria of playing video games? What are you, gay?

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reddit

Magazine ad thread?

Ok.

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Higher quality.

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Those men are apparently all homosexuals.

And now I can't help but imagine a shaftless cockhead pistoning in and out of a cervix, thanks user

>hahaha huge features ! did you get it, benis xD
Wow incredibly fun

>I only laugh at 200IQ jokes such as the ones I can find in rick & morty anymore

>not finding benis xD funny means you're a rick&morty redditor
Okay kid, how about actual jokes ?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Here's some grade A comedy

Rayman 3 is the best Rayman game.

>White "men"
>Needing both hands to hold their tiny dicks

In your dreams white boi.

this

lmaoing at you whitesoys

i remember playing the first game as a kid but not much else. i remember it being hard as balls.

rayman 3 was 30 years ago. The guys on that pic are already dead. Really makes you think

Nothing will bring me back as rayman 2

does he have a bigger game than Klonoa?

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Would he even have balls by that logic?

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I hope this cringy shit haunts you 3 years from now and prevents you from getting sleep.

You know what's a joke? How Frenchfags are TOTALLY INCAPABLE of learning that the English language DOES NOT ALLOW putting a space before exclamation points, question marks, and colons.

niggers only know how to swim in DKC?

What are you going to do about it ?

how big do you think rayman's winkie is haha just as a funny thought haha

Put that question mark back where it belongs, you bastard.

I know people might still be salty over the rabbids because of the promise of Rayman 4 and the take over of the series but if you haven't played it try the GBA game, its the only non minigame version and legit fun. Basically the sequel to Rayman 3 GBA.

I am so fucking glad that I wasn't the only one thinking this.

I hope this cringy shit haunts you 3 years from now and prevents you from getting sleep.

user asking the real questions

Why
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someone put one of the anime trap characters where rayman is at

We need pictorial evidence of this to see it in action, preferably with Betilla being the test subject and having her be cummed inside. For science of course. Hot, steamy science.

That confirms it. Ok bud time to go back, you're done

me on the left

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how did they get away with it

I actually keked a bit thinking that someone made it, bought full page for ad, and it has nothing to do with the game.
It's like phalanx old guy

The magic of France.

get away with what, you fucking retard? there's no nudity

It's not the funniest thing ever, but at least you tried. That's more then I can say for most of the faggots here

I hope this cringy shit haunts you 3 years from now and prevents you from getting sleep.

They don't make vidya ads like they used to anymore. Back then, vidya ads were cheeky, snarky, and unashamedly weird.

parce que je te tuerai si tu n'arretes pas

Did someone say INCREDIBLE FUN?
youtube.com/watch?v=DOGmGmhyVPY

My question is why are they all next to eachother in the stalls. I thought it was an unspoken rule that you don't stand next to another dude while they're taking a piss let alone look at what they're packing.

If all the urinals and stalls are taken except 1 urinal I'll pee at it but other than that I try to keep my distance

I hope this cringy shit haunts you 3 years from now and prevents you from getting sleep.

You should have stayed subtle about this. I remember one time where I asked a simple question on /fit/ about my ass, and one dude said "Why are french such faggots?"
Keep in mind I was still thinking Sup Forums were " ebin h4ck3rzz" and I lost my shit, I was terrified, I started to imagine all kind of scenarios until I figured out it was my question mark.

Fuck.

It's France, they're lewder than the Japanese when it's comes to comics and cartoons

Still waiting for Rayman 4.

Pourquoi sont les francais tels pédés?

So you either wear baggy pants or pull them all the way down?

You are underage.

Thanks for the kek m8.

"Pourquoi les francais sont si parfaits ?" is a better way to say it user, trust me

Tu ne peux pas me duper !

I need a new 3D fucking Rayman god why are we not getting a new 3D Rayman

I wonder if he has a floating penis

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they're holding their pants also, not like a black with no job would know that

Don't listen to the other guys

You'll be a great memer :]

You gotta miss when games used to have ads like these

why is there so little porn
she's so breedable

Print is dead, so these one off ads have no place to go.

By being French and not giving a fuck because they aren't prudes.

Rayman 2 takes a piss all over it. Its so much better its not even fair.

Gex man. Nver ever played a single gex game, but i do remember his snarky face in magazines.

the end is near

I hope this cringy shit haunts you 3 years from now and prevents you from getting sleep.

God's work, user.