Shantae is such a cute and healthy 16 year old girl!!

Shantae is such a cute and healthy 16 year old girl!!

What do you think of her and her games?

I think she should be pregnant with my child

they're a firm 'okay', there's much to be improved

DID SOMEBODY SAY HEALTHY?

1. shes fat
2. her games fucking suck
3. red hair > purple hair
4. rayne could beat the shit out of her
5. only virgins play shantae
666. kill yourself

haven't played them all yet. but i still want her to have my 3/4 genie baby. she's so comfy

*puts penis in*

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not enough impregnation minigames or nearly enough handholding scenes

>webm
really shakes up my thinktank

source?

this webm makes me want to throw out my smartphone

I Want To Cum Inside Shantae

HEALTHY

>3/4 genie baby. she's so comfy
>3/4

I think she should be pregnant with some random fat middle aged man's child.

"what would alien species be thinking of us?" is like the atheist version of "what would God be thinking of us?"

Exactly what does this webm have to do with the thread?

Ouchie my almonds are hurting

>its only bad when humans do it

I think she should be pregnant with a foodbaby and fat

>THESE SYSTEMS ARE FAILING
>THESE SYSTEMS ARE FAILING

Black sclera is pretty fucking hot. And imagine all the free lube.

Better make a wish fast

I want to have a beautiful wife and three children!

>500,000 years ago
>WELCOME shirt

I want to race mix with Shantae and have brown-skinned babies and dark brown eyes, throwing away my European phenotype forever!

You fool you shouldn't wish like that with a genie, enjoy "your" kids. Nice wife though.

whoops
1/4. she just makes me lose myself is all
comfy

Thanks, I bet those kids will be great sex slaves!

this is my fetish

I want to hug Shantae. Give her a big bear hug.

Congrats on beating the genie maybe try yourbluck on his cousin that knows people.

are you black?

forgot pic
maximum comfiness

Who?

>Shantae will never shake those hips for you

really does spin the ol' hamster wheel

>imagine all the free lube
I think i'll pass on that one. One wrong move and she'll leave my dick dog red raw

comfiest genie

>tfw I know a fat nog named Shawnt'Ei

can't fap to shantae anymore

played the two latest games and i'm soon buying the first and second on the virtual console, being having fun so far.

I wonder what Shantae smells like haha. Like her armpits or something haha.

holy shit this is brilliant

So the message this webm tells me is we should all sail to africa and kill every savage tribe for not meeting our standards correct?

She can freely control the acidity. It's like she leaks lubricant from all over.

are you a full-genie?

i wonder how she smells after she dances haha. i imagine they smell the same as they taste haha

>monster_hunter.webm

I want to watch her take a shit.

She probably works up quite the sweat.

why

thats the worst fetish

You can do that already just play half genie hero

She has blue eyes and a Caucasoid phenotype so she's A-OK to racemix with.

Would you say its a.... shit fetish?

I'd rather watch her need to piss.

Oh no, look at what you've fucked up and done! Now you have to take responsibility. What will you do now, Sup Forums?

>implying aliens wouldnt do the same
our home planet is just as bad

Actually interacting with scat up close is gross. Just being in the bathroom while a girl takes a shit isn't nearly as bad and can be pretty hot, because you get to watch her be vulnerable in a moment that is normally supposed to be very private. I agree with though that watching her piss gives all the same benefits without the smell though.

All Wayforward games are sterile and boring.

Let the white boy take care of it

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my man

break her neck

>Oh no, look at what you've fucked up
Can you explain how I "fucked up"?
Seriously, I don't see anything wrong.

People like that sub you in for gods, the other user was right. Their moral framework isn't even good on top of it.
Also xenos get out

You let her study abroad in Uganda

>implying that wasn't my intention
>implying I don't want 1/4 genie sex slaves

Why does the bucket of chicken say fag at the end? really fucking homophobic desu

Can the quarter-genies grant wishes?

just more flavour. i bet she tastes good. hnnnnnnnnnng, real good

I want a nigger to fuck Shantae.

wat

Someone post trap Shantae

Cuckfags get out, my wife is loyal to me and I can't wait until she gives birth to our children.

I want to run my tongue up and down shantae's caramel body and leave it glistening with sweat.

what else? raise our kids and grow old with my wife. how is that NOT heaven

I love Shantae!

Your fetish is terrible

No, fuck you.

Wow really gets the noggin joggin

i wish i could say i didnt masturbate twice to white women being converted to islam and taking black muslim cock today

really wish i could be normal again

i want her to cum in my mouth and THEN do what you described
HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

>responsibility
This really sobers me up, famalamburgini.

Hans, please stop posting.
Thanks.

Consider not fapping for a week or weaning yourself back on to something that's not completely fucking degenerate.
Or if you have to be a racemixingfag, try to flip to COLONIZED.

Why does this show have some many top tier girls
I can't think of any other with this many

Honestly, making in teenager pregnant is one of biggest fantasies.

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>our home planet

This webm makes me want to kill some time

Is it confirmed that brown girls are top tier?

i want to hug the heck outta her!

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>that fleshy tail
It doesn't work.

>fat
>with that thin of a body

holy shit, its REAL!
you are all stupid fucking idiots!

I CAN FEEL MY BRAIN EXPANDING
HHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!

>He took the bait then proceeded to call everyone else retarded

Her voice actress makes me diamonds.

Take responsibility of course