Weird little habits you have while playing vidya

>play a first-person game
>if my character is speaking I'll move the camera around a little bit to simulate his head moving as he talks
>if it's a silent protagonist I'll also do things like nod, shake my head, or "roll my eyes" with the camera in reaction to other characters or events
does anybody else do this?

>visit the strip club in GTA
>when they're getting a lap dance I masturbate to make it more immersive

i cant help but ignore collectibles and audiologs and shit

fuck outta my face with that shit

Those two-girl dances in GTA4 always got me

dude have you ever been to a strip club

you dont pull out your dick

holy shit. you're such a virgin

not him but i've never understood the point of a strip club
do you jack it to the memory?

does anyone else poop or pee for their characters? when i play games i try to imagine i have to manage the bowel movements of my character, very fun

You're supposed to be charming and attractive and convince the stripper to take you back to her place

nah it's just nice to have a woman ride you over your clothes

plus beer

good shit

Is it ok to sport a massive boner or is that embarrassin?
Also is it true you're not allowed to touch?

t. Yurofag from a country where there's no strip clubs just brothels

VIP rooms are literally so you can pay for sex while a bounce watches.

youre not allowed to touch unless she says so which is rare and possibly against establishment rules

and yes of course its normal to get a boner when a hot slut grinds on you

are you stupid or just extremely beta/insecure

No some people just dont blow their money on overpriced beer and blown out trashy women who you pay to dance in front of you. How little pussy do you get that that sounds like a good time to you? Strip clubs are for dumbasses.

I've never done either, because I'm not a retard, but why not just get a hooker, or go to a pink salon instead?

good time with friends once in a blue moon

small-ish canadian city

dont feel like fucking haggard native chicks and we dont have legal brothels

You don't want to have sex with them, but you do want to have them dry hump you? Are you retarded?

>It's fun to get boners with the boys
Or are you just gay?

i dont think you understand how socializing and/or strip clubs work

are you being antagonistic cause i called you a beta male

No, I'm being antagonistic because I'm an asshole.

I do that shit too, except all my actions are inside the game so if it's allows me to have emotions, I'll abuse the fuck out of them like a ultimate faggot

I bite my bottom lip when I'm in full concentration mode

[implication that you also bite your upper lip while being fucked]