>kill dragon
>can’t make armor out of its bones and scales
Kill dragon
>falls from a cliff
>heals self with fruit
>Kill Dragon
>Achievement Unlocked: The Dragonier They Are...
>kill animal
>scavenge it
>it's just called meat and isn't specific about which part of the animal it came from
>fight dragon in western game
>it has has wyvern arm wings
When will this shitty meme end?
>kill dragon
>can make armor out of its bones and scales
>have to kill several dragons to craft a single armor piece
>carve the tail
>don't get a tail
>...The Wyrmier They Fall
>cut a dragon’s tail
>get a sword
What a stupid fucking idea, from software
>Doesn’t like Wyvern Wings
Exfuckingplain yourself, nigger
>Touch fluffy tail
>Get dagger
>cut a dragon's tail
>it doesn't even care
>Touch fuzzy
>Get dizzy
Wow, THANKS Nintendo
>Touch Fluffy Tail
And my mind went elsewhere. What were you talking about?
Priscilla from darksouls.
Ayy fuck you mang! Nah, I kid. I’m just a bit booty blasted that the classic quadrupled dragon look is apparently “uncool” now and everyone just uses the wyvern wings look.
>kill human
>can’t make armor out of its bones and scales
thought it was pretty cool mechanic personally
>Flicking off Meowth
That’s not right, man.
>find dragon
>can't have a loving caring relationship with it
Wtf video games it 2018
That’s fair
Carry on
>You can
>But it’s a Tsundere
God fucking damn it
>kill dragon
>can't fuck the corpse
I still masturbate to their feet
>ice boss
>"I've got a BONE to pick with you!"
>can scavenge animal genitalia
wha
>Kill a brother of abundant melanin
>Achievement Unlocked: The Nigger They Are...
>fight dragon in an eastern game
>it's a loli
When will this wonderful meme end? I hope never.
> Finally pass the penultimate level in Winnie The Pooh’s Home Run Derby
>Achievement Unlocked: The Tigger They Are...
>Flying Boss
>”Time to TURN UP THE HEAT!”
>Get to the kill screen of Dig Dug
>Achievement Unlocked: The Digger They Are...
>game has englishmen
>can't make bread from their bones
>Frying Boss
>"Time to APPLY THE BATTER, THEN GENTLY EASE YOU INTO HEATED COOKING OIL FOR 5 MINUTES OR UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN."
>Defeat gun enthusiast boss
>Achievement Unlocked: The Trgger They Are...
>Poison boss
>"You should really chill out"
>Game lets you romance NPCs
>Game has dragons
>Game doesn't let you romance dragons
Why do they do this?
>Watch Rick and Morty
>Last episode of the season is titled The Ricker They Are...
>Kill human
>Make their skin into clothing
>IRL Boss
>I’ve noticed this 4 year gap in your resume. Care to explain what was happening there?
>cut off tail with nothing stuck to it
>get an axe
>???
>Access a terminal and alter that computer's settings
>Achievement Unlocked: The Configure They Are...
>phone boss
>rings
>Encounter enemy Mother ship.
>Incoming Transmission:
>Honey, why don't you ever call me and your father?
>defeat dragon
>can't rape it
>kill a dragon
>its scales and bones are nigh indestructible, so you had to get clever to do it
>you're now all the sudden able to easily cut and shape them to make a custom-fitting armor
fucking this
>game has crafting
No thanks
>Fight Dog Boss
>Dog makes little whimper and yelping noises
>At low health, dog limps and can barely attack you
Fuck you for making me kill that dog
>defeated by dragon
>it can't rape you
FUCKING THIS
>Defeat Dragon
>You can’t have sex with it yet because you have to court it first
Just let me fuck the dragon already goddamn
>game
Anybody ever think about how weird this word sounds? game... game... Look at the way it is spelled.... game... it doesn't even look like english
>Game gives you what is clearly a dragon.
>But it insists that it isn't.
>Defeat female boss
>Achievement Unlocked: The Cuter They Are...
>Character goes through several voices and redesigns.
>This is never acknowledged in canon.
how is this related to dragons?
>kill pig
>the only type of meat it drops is Bacon
Sif a shit
>game is not crafting zombie survival openworld
Because animals don't have 6 appendages. Classic dragons aren't realistic and look retarded, animals don't look like that at all.
>but muh fantasy
It's called suspension of disbelief. Winged animals have their front limbs as wings like bats, birds, pterodactyls, the list goes on. So it follows that a dragon would have its wings as it's 'arms' too, and it just looks way cooler
>Fight a giant lizard what can spit fire or some natural element and has a ultra resistant rock skin.
>It kill you.
When will this rational situation is going to be used more frequent?
Game sounds like gaym, did that mean games are gay?
>enemy had item that is said to me powerful as fuck
>kill them and take it
>gives you 10+ in a stat