Kill dragon

>kill dragon
>can’t make armor out of its bones and scales

>falls from a cliff
>heals self with fruit

>Kill Dragon
>Achievement Unlocked: The Dragonier They Are...

>kill animal
>scavenge it
>it's just called meat and isn't specific about which part of the animal it came from

>fight dragon in western game
>it has has wyvern arm wings
When will this shitty meme end?

>kill dragon
>can make armor out of its bones and scales
>have to kill several dragons to craft a single armor piece

>carve the tail
>don't get a tail

>...The Wyrmier They Fall

>cut a dragon’s tail
>get a sword
What a stupid fucking idea, from software

>Doesn’t like Wyvern Wings

Exfuckingplain yourself, nigger

>Touch fluffy tail
>Get dagger

>cut a dragon's tail
>it doesn't even care

>Touch fuzzy
>Get dizzy
Wow, THANKS Nintendo

>Touch Fluffy Tail
And my mind went elsewhere. What were you talking about?

Priscilla from darksouls.

Ayy fuck you mang! Nah, I kid. I’m just a bit booty blasted that the classic quadrupled dragon look is apparently “uncool” now and everyone just uses the wyvern wings look.

>kill human
>can’t make armor out of its bones and scales

thought it was pretty cool mechanic personally

>Flicking off Meowth
That’s not right, man.

>find dragon
>can't have a loving caring relationship with it
Wtf video games it 2018

That’s fair
Carry on

>You can
>But it’s a Tsundere
God fucking damn it

>kill dragon
>can't fuck the corpse
I still masturbate to their feet

>ice boss
>"I've got a BONE to pick with you!"

>can scavenge animal genitalia
wha

>Kill a brother of abundant melanin
>Achievement Unlocked: The Nigger They Are...

>fight dragon in an eastern game
>it's a loli
When will this wonderful meme end? I hope never.

> Finally pass the penultimate level in Winnie The Pooh’s Home Run Derby
>Achievement Unlocked: The Tigger They Are...

>Flying Boss
>”Time to TURN UP THE HEAT!”

>Get to the kill screen of Dig Dug
>Achievement Unlocked: The Digger They Are...

>game has englishmen
>can't make bread from their bones

>Frying Boss
>"Time to APPLY THE BATTER, THEN GENTLY EASE YOU INTO HEATED COOKING OIL FOR 5 MINUTES OR UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN."

>Defeat gun enthusiast boss
>Achievement Unlocked: The Trgger They Are...

>Poison boss
>"You should really chill out"

>Game lets you romance NPCs
>Game has dragons
>Game doesn't let you romance dragons
Why do they do this?

>Watch Rick and Morty
>Last episode of the season is titled The Ricker They Are...

>Kill human
>Make their skin into clothing

>IRL Boss
>I’ve noticed this 4 year gap in your resume. Care to explain what was happening there?

>cut off tail with nothing stuck to it
>get an axe
>???

>Access a terminal and alter that computer's settings
>Achievement Unlocked: The Configure They Are...

>phone boss
>rings

>Encounter enemy Mother ship.
>Incoming Transmission:
>Honey, why don't you ever call me and your father?

>defeat dragon
>can't rape it

>kill a dragon
>its scales and bones are nigh indestructible, so you had to get clever to do it
>you're now all the sudden able to easily cut and shape them to make a custom-fitting armor

fucking this

>game has crafting

No thanks

>Fight Dog Boss
>Dog makes little whimper and yelping noises
>At low health, dog limps and can barely attack you

Fuck you for making me kill that dog

>defeated by dragon
>it can't rape you

FUCKING THIS

>Defeat Dragon
>You can’t have sex with it yet because you have to court it first

Just let me fuck the dragon already goddamn

>game
Anybody ever think about how weird this word sounds? game... game... Look at the way it is spelled.... game... it doesn't even look like english

>Game gives you what is clearly a dragon.
>But it insists that it isn't.

>Defeat female boss
>Achievement Unlocked: The Cuter They Are...

>Character goes through several voices and redesigns.
>This is never acknowledged in canon.

how is this related to dragons?

>kill pig
>the only type of meat it drops is Bacon

Sif a shit

>game is not crafting zombie survival openworld

Because animals don't have 6 appendages. Classic dragons aren't realistic and look retarded, animals don't look like that at all.
>but muh fantasy
It's called suspension of disbelief. Winged animals have their front limbs as wings like bats, birds, pterodactyls, the list goes on. So it follows that a dragon would have its wings as it's 'arms' too, and it just looks way cooler

>Fight a giant lizard what can spit fire or some natural element and has a ultra resistant rock skin.
>It kill you.
When will this rational situation is going to be used more frequent?

Game sounds like gaym, did that mean games are gay?

>enemy had item that is said to me powerful as fuck
>kill them and take it
>gives you 10+ in a stat