Post your favorite character

Post your favorite character

I remember this. My favorite character is Sonic. He's blue.

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>military ranked criminal vigilante
What a retarded bingo sheet. Made by some absolute retard that doesn't know how to play bingo.

Damn it Dawson.

>doing it for the game I am making

Nearly got bingo, but not sure if the supernatural powers one counts considering the powers are common. Basically it's an officer in the not!south in the not!civilwar replacing niggers with ghosts and slaves with creepy marionette puppets.

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It's been a while since I played Shenmue 2, so I'm sure he'd probably tick off a few more that I'm forgetting, but I'm still pretty sure he wouldn't get any bingos.

None of these apply to Dead Rising 1 Frank West

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what the fuck does "no patience for politics" even mean here?

Not fellating things like blm and trannies considering they put white on the sheet.

I would say Ness goes on an alien killing spree at the end.

>No patience for politics
>Criminal

Explain.

He technically stole the suit.

Surprisingly, no bingo

the loose-cannon-who-doesn't-play-by-the rules type

Bingo

>Criminal
He is no criminal user, how dare you slander his name?

How can a character be a vigilante without also being a criminal?

I think he's blase about killing and cold and aloof too isn't he?

>Suit stolen by a renegade
>Renegade is BTFO by psy-crow
>Super suit falls to earth and literally lands on Jim and increases his intelligence on complete accident

>This is considered theft

That's some technicality there.

Oh and he goes on a human killing spree with the cult

It still isn't his property. Also he murders Bob the killer goldfish, who despite his name never had a chance of harming Jim at the time.

>Unlawful use of explosives (even if that explosive is technically another person)
>Breaking and Entering
>Assault
>And I'm pretty sure that moving the goal like that in Soccer is cheating.

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>Unassuming Local Guy returned to normal!
Ness never actually kills humans or animals.
>cold and aloof
It's heavily implied by other characters that he isn't.

Depends on if you think Starmen and Wooly Shambler are actual aliens or just robots.

>psychological problems

Segata is a good boy with a loving waifu, it's not his fault that you don't play Sega Saturn and he has to beat some sense into your retarded ass.

>literal phantom thief
>not an anti-hero

you could probably argue "no patience for politics" considering the shit with shido.

not necessarily my favorite character but this is Leon (as portrayed in RE4)

Yoshida though

looks like someone has wimpy bitch thighs

Someone with artistic vision should draw a character that embodies every single opposite thing on the chart. A happy go lucky, pacifist with patience for politics, has lots of hair, spindly biceps, is friends with aliens, has a nuclear family.

This And the fact that they went after Shido because they didn't want him to be the Prime Minister above all, if he had just been the asshole who screwed over the protag he wouldn't have been nearly as big a target

and is a non-white Person of Color like

wtf is this edgy shit, none of these applies to generic jrpg hero

nope, it's still good

He does get bingo though if you count it as a "gritty" reboot or say he has head problems.

tried picking the character I thought would tick the most boxes and I only barely got a bingo.

inb4 people say Killing Spree (Humans) doesn't count because rubber bullets

He has Killing Spree: Aliens, Criminal, and Blase About Killing

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So close.

i dont see doomguy yet but i dont know what a crew cut looks like so im not making one

I don't know who that guy is or what he's from but whether or not the bullets were rubber has no bearing on it being a mass killing, either they died or they didn't, if he killed people with rubber bullets it's a killing spree, if he didn't it's not.

you're tripping man

>but i dont know what a crew cut looks like
How do you not know what a fucking crew cut is? And he has one, by the way.

You know the rules

>starting point is anti-hero
>"no patience for politics" aka hates trannies and sjws
>every trait is either evil or dark or both
>creator of bingo card is named "gomakemeasandwich"
Is this made by an angry feminist

Garrett passes.

>how do you not know what a fucking crew cut is
because i didnt learn the names of hairstyles growing up because i was a nerd who liked math

he made a speech about how much he was against killing

>nu-Sup Forums upholding the rule
>ever

>Bald/Crew Cut
Untick that box you bingo cheater.

Everyone knows that, but no one really cares and has fun with it anyways.

Same character in the next game

shit, man
i remember when people streamed it
i even did a few streams myself

Got a haircut in Yakuza 5.

tl;dr he shot up a meeting of an opposing clan but the bullets were replaced with rubber bullets without his knowledge and he didn't find out until 25 years later

It starts with Ro, see if you can guess.

Is there any character who fills the entire sheet?

Wow, neither does Max. That's really surprising.

you know the difference between biceps and triceps fool?

Doomguy passes. unless i missed something

>makes a living being violent not checked

I'm on the fence about a lot of these 'cause I dunno if you can classify what Sonic does as "killing" or if you can classify his sense of humor as "dark".

One of the lowest in the thread yet.

Tommy from Mafia 1

Link if you count the stalfo form as bald

Could probably tick that gritty reboot depending on how you look at 3.

he doesnt get paid to slaughter demons user

Dude do you think they hired him as an accountant?

I'm actually surprised he has no psychological problems.
>Family murdered
>Stuck in a time loop
>Part human, part robot, part vampire, and part ancient prophecy
>Continually gets beaten to near death
>Family is alive and trying to kill him
>They die again
>Abused (probably sexually) by a hundreds years old loli vampire
>Hunted across all the planet at all times
>Destined to literally become the apocalypse and knows it
>The Not!Joker keeps trying to make him mentally break
>The weight and fate of the world on his shoulders
And he's STILL one of the more normal and human characters in Blazblue, somehow.

>patience for politics
not even politicians have patience for politics

you missed loner and scowls a lot

He did pretty well

A lot of this is intentionally left unanswered for Gordon because he has next to no personality

I wonder if you can get much lower than 4/25 for an adult male protagonist in an adult action game

>doomguy gets busted out of a coffin near a portal to hell
>these shitters think they control him
>hes doing what the seraphim gave him the ability to

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I think it's the kinda thing where you get such a bullshit hand that you cause a buffer overflow and go back into zero.

>doesn't know what blase means
I mean, if you don't know what a word means, you can always look it up user. Dictionary.com is quite good. It has a minimalist design that doesn't unnecessarily obfuscate its features. It even has interesting words of the day to expand your vernacular!

t.slightly huffy librarian

He takes the deaths of Luis and Mike pretty hard. I think he just knows they're zombies or something similar and gets a pass due to having history with the undead.

I'm sure he was a rank in GUN

still passes

he should be blase, loner and cold based on him never talking

Honestly couldn't tell you I haven't played a sonic game in a long time

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my pyre protag

>blase
unimpressed or indifferent to something because one has experienced or seen it so often before
neato. but fuck you for making me learn librarian

Does a pet rabbit count for the "They killed my 'x' I'll make them pay!" space?

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He is kind of cold and brooding in 2 (unless this is only for 3) and he did kill the pope.

I don't think those traits are presented, it's a vacuum, not trying to show things about him

blasé (blä-zāˈ)

adj.
Uninterested because of frequent exposure or indulgence.

adj.
Unconcerned; nonchalant: had a blasé attitude about housecleaning.

adj.
Very sophisticated.
Clearly in this context it means very sophisticated

what do I win

Fucking damn it, Other M.

missed guns and white

DMC2 isn't canon.

most of the games he's just doing his job, not avenging someone or something
does he scowl?
donte is the one you should mark gritty reboot
is he an anti-hero?
he makes silly jokes but dark humor?

Kirby is also technically bald

>implying Kirby is not bald
Do you see any fucking hair on that head user?

>Bald
>White (formerly)
>They killed his cake

that's how I felt too, which is why I put the question mark
still, some people would argue that the Plagas infectees /look/ human and that that's good enough for that square

Phoenix gets 2/25