This chick comes over to your house after school to play videogames and absolutely kicks your ass. Making you look silly and winning everytime. She says that tomorrow she is going to tell everyone you know. Also you find out she's actually a Canadian.
What do you do?
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but i don't play video games
Who is that ogre?
>even girls (boys) are better at games then girls (females)
I don't know anyone
>This chick
Shove my face into her hairy, reeking snatch and give her the greatest, hottest, juiciest orgasm she has ever experienced.
You mean he, he's a male.
>hey guys I know you've never seen one in person but did you know TRANNIES EXIST?
>are you mad yet?
It is not embarrassing because I was not beat by a girl.
that looks like a guy
>wear a wig
>compete against women
>become millionaire
That easy huh?
not in a womens league, she won in IEM
Practice harder for next time because I'm not a little bitch.
>didn't wall off
SoS deserved to lose
Go dialate in a fire, tumblr.
I've got bad news user
Wow, this place is full of misogynists. No wonder everyone on NeoGAF told me I should stay away from here. Personally I would respectfully congratulate her on being the better player and tell her if my friends didn't like that women are just as good as men if not BETTER at everything then they aren't really my friends.
>after school
haha not likely
>top female player is a man
You can't make this shit up.
I wonder how assblasted women are that the first "woman" to win a major tournament isn't actually a woman.
It wasn't a women's tournament though, if you want to make that comparison it would be
>top SC2 player isn't korean
the icing on the cake is that they can't express this feeling because it's problematic to be transphobic
I remember a few years ago I saw a pic of this girl at a tournament and said she was a QT and then everyone here laughed at me and said she was a guy. I cried all night while I masturbated and thought about her you fucking faggots.
The absorute state of firthy Kolean men.
Honestly I think Sup Forums is far more upset about it
I'm just mean in general, not regarding the tournament specifically.
>bad news
you're on Sup Forums buddy
>masturbating to a man
>calling us faggots
lmao
dude, I don't think there are any other competitive female starcraft players
>Scarlett was entered in the Guinness Book of Records as Highest career earnings for a competitive videogame player (female) on October 5, 2016
biological women on suicide watch
So if I say I don't identify as a male will I be exempt from registering for the military draft?
Can you even imagine being a woman and reading all these articles praising this guy as "the first female to win an e-sport tournament" fully knowing that it's a fucking tranny.
Oh yes NeoGAF, tell me how is everything doing there? Last I saw of it was everything burning down to the ground
I think you have to formally get your sex changed in order to have that happen.
As in, get shot up with hormones and then get your wee-wee inverted.
>in your lifetime trannies will infest every discipline of sports and blow all the biological females out of the fucking water
>taking the bait
what if I say I identify as neither male or female?
Depends on your country, some places don't care about gender when it comes to that
Oh that's good for her. I fully support anyone in e-sp-
>Starcraft 2
Come back to me when you play a real RTS.
>she
Um sweety, look in OP, one just won the big game!
>being retarded
doesn't matter
government does not yet accept "attack helicopter" on forms asking for sex
>Videogames are sports
lel
>responding to obvious bait posts
>calling other people retarded
>any other
I see "prefer not to say" on those forms frequently
>this triggers the tranny
Shitpost as hard and as fast as I can to discredit her as I am also a Canadian
yeah, your birth certificate doesn't have a "prefer not to say" option for sex, and that's what they look at to determine if you should be signed up for selective service
Disgusting long whore nails should trigger anyone desu
>2018
>Not dating a dickgirl that is good at vidya and craves your cum like it's the antidote to depression
lel enjoy your roasties that ruin your lives, I'll keep playing my vidya and actually enjoying my life while I pound boipuss and get four or five blowjobs a day.
Um sweety, you don't get to correct me mmkay?
>tfw as an Obstetrician I know something probably no one else ITT lmpws about that woman just from looking at that picture
fuck her
Scarlett's won a (smalltime) female tournament before though, look up Iron Lady
I am gonna go out on a limb and say most women don't really give a shit about video games or who wins at them.
Fucking gross. Day of the Rake when?
That pussy has seen more blades than the average highschool edgelord?
please share
also how much pusy do you look at every day
Damn she has some nice legs, I'd love to get in that pussy.
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Kind of. She has a grade three perineal tear scar that has healed over a long time, and she is probably in the range of 20-25, so my guess would be that it didn't come from a difficult childbirth as the scar would not look like that unless she gave birth when she was about 10 at the latest. Therefore my educated opinion is that woman was raped, violently, as a child.
Too much.
No she didn't have a child. She was just fisted very violently.
How many nasty fat roasties do you have to see every day?
well someone did say she was fisted. Care to point out the scars in the picture? Learning something about genitals on Sup Forums at 5am seems very appealing right now.
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Look just below her vagina. There is a well healed perineal scar from a grade 2+ tear. Fisting could have done it, but it wouldn't have been when she was an adult. I just reverse image searched her and I was right on about the age when the picture was taken. You ever wonder why some really pretty girls do porn? There you go.
Not too many. Most fat women don't care enough and I mostly do reconstructive surgery related to women having just given birth.
Imagine having pusy inspector as a job
Cool, friend from America!
he ain't just an inspector, he's a pusy fixer-upper
they should, think of the military potential
unfortunately, military aged males in far off desert lands also do not recognize "attack helicopter" as a sex, thus leading to reduced effectiveness on the battlefield for individuals identifying as such
Slimy Starcraft gooks have been butthurt about this tranny reking their shit for years. Pretty funny actually.
hopefully he puts those gooks in their place in the next wcs
Spread my cheeks and let her zerg rush my cornhole, because I am a heterosexual.
Is this one of them real trannies like they had before the 90s that had real brain problems that made them think they were a broad, or one of those tumblr ones that are just looking for attention plus mentally ill?
Relax, Sinatra. All of us transpeople are just as real as the ones that were around back in your day you cis asshole.
>Two of the people she beat on her way to the championship were nicknamed "Trap" and "Dong"
Oh watch it there pickle pants. If you got balls it's okay to pop you one in the mouth.
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Dey mad as fuck doe.
It's official, videogames are fucking gay.
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I’ve seen plenty
Wonder how she kicked my ass when I don't play any multiplayer games.
And jokes on her I don't know anybody.
Ask for a sandwish
>She
>Her
>visit mom
>'your uncle brought an article for you to read'
>it's a nyt profile on scarlett
>'I told him you liked that game'
Is that a guy? If it is, it's salvageable: just needs short hair to actually look like a human being.
If it's actually a female... Well, ftm is always an option.
>Girl that loves vidya
I wish she was my gf.
>Girl that also has a penis and loves vidya
I really wish she was my gf.
>Girl with a penis that plays Starcraft
Disgusting, get away from me.
>Girl with a penis that plays Starcraft and is a filthy fucking leaf
WILL JEMAND BITTE DIE BACKÖFEN AUFBRINGEN UND DAS ZYKLON B AUSBRINGEN!?
I'm fine with it. Scarlett has been a tranny for a while, and has been mostly calm. Not that proto level sperging.
Also, first foreigner in RO16 in GSL in i dunno how many years, so good on her(him)
SC2 is dead, I don't care.
You are just tsundere because she's not a follower of the prophet.
Now I want to kill her twice!
>What do you do?
Report the thread made by a much bigger faggot than that """chick""" is.
Enjoy your ban, fuckmouth. This is not only vidya related, but reporting a report is also a bannable offense.
Reported for reporting a report.
Go be mentally ill somewhere else you tranny. You will NEVER be female.
But I'm the one who posted this: Reported the thread exactly for the faggotry.