Why aren't you playing Heroes of the Storm Sup Forums?

it has actual graphics

because all my friends play league and also it's a big slog to get a new hero

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>Dreading the forced loss streak after my most recent win streak

Mommy

they made her so fucking ugly in this game, her face doesnt look at all like her

Because its a terrible game for casuals?

>playing normie aids

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it's the best moba without 45 minute grind fests and more than 1 map

why is her left arm swollen

she looks fucking horrifying

Oh boy so I get to play on ten different shitty maps with Mario party objectives? I'm so excited to lose because I didn't collect enough macguffins.

Because it has less mechanics than League and even League doesn't have enough mechanics in it to keep me interested.

man say what you will about the game but the dev team has their heads on straight

>the boob jiggle animation was very important to include guys.
>we totally are a family friendly, no bully allowed zone company
>we totally don't program whores

YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS GIVE US ASS AND THIGH JIGGLE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PREPUBESCENT MOOOOOMMY TIDDY SHIT

Maybe she rubbed too much

Wow, you don't like Mario Party? What happened to you?

5-10 min ranked queues
unlocking heroes is a fucking chore
unbalanced as fuck
(some) trash maps
there's just a solid 50% chance I'm not gonna have fun playing the game because of above reasons

manfaced bitch
no thanks

Source?

overwatch team can burn in hell

lol okay please go back to the same map with the same 5 champions and get stomped for 30 minutes because you have a shitter on your team that didn't soak enough or memorize some stupid arbitrary item build.

I'll be enjoying dynamic, streamlined gameplay that cuts out the wc3 mod bullshit busywork that people have confused as 'essential genre-defining mechanics', with objectives encouraging teamfights and coordination.

Have fun jungling for 15 minutes and making sure you autistically click your minions last.

Why she so fat and ugly now?
Not a healthy image to promote.

If there isn't an arbitrary entry barrier to a game, sometimes some people feel it's not worthy.
Makes them feel less special.

cuz blizz sells power

>highest winrate since release zarya

Sounds like someone's a bronze tier shitter.
>omg nova so powerful this bracket!

>tfw nova was actually powerful for a short period of time during the initial 2018 update

>Male 5
What did they mean by this?

She dug rexxars grave even deeper with her. Why even play him now when misha will always die

It's the only moba I play because it has an active vs ai scene

It's funny how autists play queue wanting to be the best when the game doesn't even reward personal skill.
To this day i think CS GO is the perfect competitive team game.
Prettt decent barrier of entry, you won't get very far unless you learn the maps and how every mechanic works. Huge skillcap. Best part is, if your team sucks you can carry them if you're good enough, you can even win 4v5 games, happens more often than not.
Meanwhile in league you usually know whi's going to win by the 20 min mark and making a comeback is ridiculously difficult.

W-woah, is that how she looks under that mask?

yes she does in fact look like any other nightelf

she was unmasked in legion already

She was just a generic ne model in game

Maiev is broken as fuck.

Last hero as broken as her on release was Li Ming whiping out entire teams.

classic example of the arms race introduced by mobility creep

>shit we introduced all these hypermobile OP heroes that are nigh impossible to counter unless you 100 to zero them in a stunlock
>oh I know, let's design a hero precisely to counter these slippery heroes
>oh okay but wouldnt such a hero also absolutely stomp the vast majority of the remaining, less mobile heropool?
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Fucking Overwatch

Where's the FUCKING milkies?

Played it since alpha and the community is slowly becoming as bad as league. There's no /all/ chat so players turn on their own team to express rage. Team work is non-existent despite the game requireing it more than any other Moba for a win since you can't carry.

And there's nothing a company can do, because you can't fix the player's if theyre entitled shits.

Play with your >friends

I miss paragon bro. i always enjoyed seeing that hi res shiny ass