/ourgame/?

/ourgame/?

Are there any games that punish you for being a virgin?

In Life it gives you a status above your head that only others can see

Do you get to be a wizard when you get older?

Reality.

>incels

Drakengard 3 MC mocks you for being a virgin.

easiest achievement i can ever do

h-how?

She's a sex hungry nymphomaniac that fucks literally anything that moves, except for virgins whom she explicitly avoids.

t. non-wizard

Doesn't she also have a penis?

No, you're thinking of Kaine from Nier 1.

No that's Kaine from Nier.
Zero used to be a prostitute, she avoids virgins because presumably they're bad at sex and she can't get off.

no maybe ints or pols game, but it's not /our game/.

i'm not gonna buy a game that caters to alt-righties

One of the Harvest Moon games kicks you out of town if you don't marry anybody

back to neogaf

t. Son of Soy

Makes sense after all non-virgins are a diamond dozen, they're expendable.

/yourgame/

too lazy

could anyone give me a rundown to how I am rewarded for not sliding my sword into sheathes all over the country as my generals are being slaughtered on my missions?

Haru Uru Baishun.

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>And for being a trans

How does it reward you for being a Wizard then?

>She's a sex hungry nymphomaniac that fucks literally anything that moves
nice
> except for virgins whom she explicitly avoids.
FUCK

I'd rather be a virgin than a public service.

As God intended

Isn't that all of them?

me on the right

Zero's whole character makes it painfully clear that Yoko Taro's wife pegs him.

It used to be a virtue to not fornicate and protect chastity. How far did it went down, now that it is seen as a wrongdoing and object of mockery?

Degeneracy and hedonism.
Constant pleasure with no sense of struggle prior to achieving it makes it trivial and devaluated.

See black culture.

sex revolution. Everyone was told that fucking random people and jizzing a whole lot and getting a bunch of cum shot up your cunt was incredible and liberating and would make people more happy. All it's done is make people emotionally distant and shallow, and made your odds of a successful and healthy monogamous relationship lasting worse than a coin toss.

>used to be
Of the 5000 years of recorded human history, chastity was only seen as a virtue for maybe a century or two. Being an incompetent virgin will never be the norm or a sign of dignity, and you may as well start setting up that noose if you think otherwise faggot

>It used to be a virtue to not fornicate and protect chastity.
I guess that's why peasants married in early teens and had dozens of kids then.

What starts with j and rhymes with bad news?

How do you personally compare to the average individual, Sup Forums?

>peasants
Were basically considered animals

Yoko Taro's fetishes are very clear in all of his games

My dad makes fun of me for being 20 while still being into video games, watching people play video games and still being a virgin. He routinely asks me if I've finally lost my virginity or found a girlfriend each time I come home. He emasculates me in front of my friends by saying stupid shit like "At least you guys get pussy, right?" and "Maybe you guys can set him up with some girls!" He blames democrats and "nerds" like me for the sissification of America and the West in general.

I tried to explain to him how competitive e-sports were while I was watching evo and he asks "Aren't you a little too old for Nintendo?" This shit gets so fucking annoying and it's actually having an impact on my mental health. He actually started calling me "Virgy" in public and around other people instead of referring to me by my real name. Fuck him. I'm not the one in the wrong, right?

> muh nignogs are why m'ladies think I'm a wierdo with no social skills

even in medieval times, not knowing the pleasure of ravishing a wench stupid was a thing to laugh at.

>peasants
Exactly, senpai, filthy peasants.

Is this pasta?

Jews?

Of course, my sweet autumn child

>married
kinda missed the point there homie

You have to be ALPHA and make out with a gay boy in front him now user. It's the only feasible thing you can do since you won't get a chick to do it.

>Still stuck on step 1

as in RL virgin?
how should they know? and is price reduction the reward?

what baby boomer crock of shit is this?

Fucking punch your dad in the dick and rape him in the ass while his down to assert your dominance

You will then kill two birds with one stone
>No longer a virgin
>Dad is your own personal fuccboi

We're in Kali Yuga. You're a faggot if you take women and men serious on this matter. This is survival of the fittest nothing more BUT also nothing less. Think about it.

The worry is strong

I now really want a game where in order to make a magic build you have to put in a certain amount of play time as a virgin

There are good perks in Fallout 4 you only get via fucking your followers

Fable also has rewards you miss out on if you don't marry and shag

>M-muh slave born christian morality!
Neck yourself.

the virgin test

You can only order physically and you will need to submit to a 3 finger check on purchase

reminder that virginity was only a thing to preserve bloodlines and if you weren't the kind of person whose bloodline mattered there was no chance in hell you were getting married to a virgin.

Peasants fucked constantly.

Im not a virgin tough

that's homophobic

Sounds like your average boomer really.

This is no different today. Except people have forgotten it. Blood matters and people will understand soon enough that forgetting about this like in the past century has grave conequences.

Fuck off Nietzsche.

>ye olde tymes
>arranged marriages, arranged marriages everywhere, it's extremely unusual for somebody to not have a husband or wife
>the only way to have satisfy your sexuality is fucking

>nowadays
>lots of people don't marry at all
>there's plenty of porn of any kind to satisfy your sexuality

Basically, being a virgin used to be an achievement since the opposite was easier. Now it's the other way round. At least for men, but female virginity is still considered attractive. At least if she ain't ugly (but let's face it, she probably is).

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>average
>that
On what fucking planet?

Does the game look good to you fellas? I watched a bit of gameplay and it looks a bit wonky. Also the cutscenes seemed awful. I really love the setting though so I want it to be good.

Shitty rewards, just like real sex. Momentary feeling of achievement and happiness, emptiness follows.

Nice thing about life is that you don't have to buy another house to fuck a different girl.

Lol what

Only for women, as it should be.

>average salary
>age 27
>buy first flat
wtf is this shit

I tip my fedora to you sir

I'm sorry that you cling to outdated morality instead of constructing your own.

user, we aren't lords and ladies of ye olde. We're peasants. I don't know why you say stuff "well peasants don't matter". Of course they don't, and so are we!

blood doesn't matter shit, great job drinking the aristocrat kool-aide. newsflash: the only reason the old noble families of europe aren't exclusively deformed retards is because of centuries of servant fucking "diluting" the bloodline back into something that can produce a capable human being.

How is it outdated? Society was at its strongest when we adhered to traditional values.

Speak for youself farmer boy. I will ascend the ladder in this chaos and become NU-Royalty.

If you play through the game without having sex then you get an achievement. That's the beginning and the end if it.

>rewards you
>it's just an achievement and there are at least two achievements that require you not to be a virgin
Just clickbait, move along

>25
>average age to get engaged
Sure, in the US and in the fucking 1960's, like most of this chart.
Most people have lost their virginity by age 15 now, and the current estimate is that 51% of people currently aged 30 or under here will never own their own place.

Excuse me, we are having a very important conversation on virginity right now and would appreciate it if you didn't try to derail it with video games

because it's 2018

>Society was at its strongest when we adhered to traditional values

literally never, the strongest societies are the ones who takes bold steps forward and leave the fearful savages like you in their mud huts worshipping rocks.

Plague ravaged, war destroyed, syphilis ridden, starving society was at its strongest because values.

>The list of trophies for the PlayStation 4 version are naturally spoiler-filled, so browse at your own risk. In the age of western RPGs shoving in countless sexual encounters, one trophy/achievement stood out from all the rest – remaining a virgin.

The achievement itself is called “Virgin” and is granted when you “stay celibate and complete the entire game as a virgin.” If you’re the type to stick your genitals into every hole you pass, there are also achievements like “McLovin” and “Casanova” for completing various romance stories, as well as some like “Dance with the Devil” and “Bad Trip.”

Does this mean we'll get to see some tiddies?

It does though. Just not in the extreme fashion the royalty did it. You cannot dispute that select individuals that excel above and beyond the crowd are not special kin.

F

>average
Oh, those kids in Africa will pass their driving test alright.

prehaps our friends over at amigoloans can help you

The 19th and early 20th century was none of those things except war which wasn't bad.

Access to better education, training, nutrition make for a hell of a lot of difference; developmental science was very rudimentary until the 1900's

do eurocucks commonly put themselves into crippling debt like this?

>.co.uk
That explains why it's so wrong.

>loans.co.uk
OY VEY

FALLING BEHIND IN LIFE user? LET US GIVE YOU A HAND, N-NO STRINGS ATTACHED

I'de ay it's more because it's a chart written by a bank attempting to jew you into debt slavery.

>using other human beings as an excuse for why you're a failure
>whining at blacks for blaming their problems on white people/society
being a hypocrit is a beautiful thing
>bro lol u just got ja-baited faggot lmaooo

>19th century
>no syphilis
>no cholera
>no genocide
>no imperialism
>no famine

It's outdated to follow anything blindly rather than constructing your own morals. Hell, constructing your own moral compass is supposed to be a core part of adolescent/20's development.
The problem is that capitalism has taken the place of God in guiding the masses. This leads to all kinds of funky shit. They both lead to direct human mental harm, due to enforcing certain societal elements which force a fair chunk of people to repress their own desires if they wish to fit in.
The best thing you can do is encourage piagetian development, help people form their own morality, and provide a legal framework which minimises criminal incentivisation through any form and which allows the most freedom where multiple legal paths are equal. Goals which no current government has, although some are closer than others in practice.