Hermione... I've experienced so much in this wizarding world. So many beautiful, magical things...

Hermione... I've experienced so much in this wizarding world. So many beautiful, magical things... Have you ever wondered why no one has stepped up and make a Harry Potter MMO yet? It's so sad...

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>Harry Potter MMO

How did Dudley get a PlayStation before it was actually released?

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So can we all agree Ravenclaw is the best house?

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No one made it because it would end up being the dullest MMO in the history of MMOs, but I guess it would then accompany the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

The movies stopped being good the moment John Williams stopped composing.

>The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

This is full of shit. There are zero instances of characters stretching their legs in the first book. In fact the phrase is only used twice in the entire series and once was referring to Aragog the spider, because he has eight legs.

>Don Quixote
>The great gatsby
>God tier

Hahahaha

user i bet you have not even read two books on this list.

Hermonie x Fleur OTP - Anything else is NON-CANON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE