*Blocks thy path

*Blocks thy path

*unzips claymore*

show boipussy

Haha penis
Penis-haver

I cant believe they actually killed him in Dark Souls 3. Thats when the game became irredeemable trash

*Cocks thine ass*

>you will never serve gwyndolin as a faithful darkmoon warrior
>gwyndolin will never fall in love with you after years of indefatigable invasions to crush red spirits and sinners.

Queer

>*Blocks thy path
for about 45 seconds

oh boy lunch time already

>this fucker comes around and eats your god gf.
wyd?

Aldritch doing gods work getting rid of these degenerates.

>doing gods work
>eats gods

*unsheaths broadsword* come here~

*Unlocks Black knight sword*

White traps are the new white women.

>gf

Ahahahahahahahahaha

I wanna se ehim getting BLACK KNIGHT'D

it's okay user, he was born with an affinity for the moon so he's a girl

DELET THIS

No

you think you know better than lord gwyn? gwyndolin is a very cute girl and that's that

What happened to his helmet? Was it digested first but then spit back out or something?

he turned me into a boy loving fag

Queer

me in the middle

>Covenant is a mistranslated mess- is literally a stunted bitch wanting his combusted asshole of a father's fucking love
>Gets eaten by a genius who discovered amassing limitless manifestation of sin would make him indigestible to the abyss and the natural order that disseminates the ego on death and divines a world of water- one derived from Shinto beliefs in which as water, it will be a world without substance, meaning or purpose
>Said Horrid Cannibal is 'killed' as his remains sink beneath, mind still intact, and no longer bound to the cycle of fires as his other collective of his soul- notably the fact that he retains the miracles and powers of the god he ate and the powers of gods past through his divinations.
>Eventually is so far beneath the earth, he's at the bedrock, was indigestible
>All from the oldworld has fallen down there- profaned flame, remains of demons and lost debris of the older kingdoms
>Sun still draws humanity up, due to being a massive clog of humanity, Aldirtch grows a thickened fucking hide of bark that he can't remove, and tries doing so using that one massive Gwyndolin miracle he used in the fight- they instead just get stuck to his back
>Thanks to the profaned flame, humanity, understanding of lord Souls via consumption of gods, and basically anything else that makes it that far down- he creates an avatar in the likeness of his own mother, and then Demons to fuel an ecology to sustain himself
>Years later- the Momentals discover him, in his world of water at the core of the earth

Aldritch fucking won so hard. If you don't believe me, just look at the King Alrant- fucker became a slime due to amassing dregs and the homgenization of mankind through the restoration of the true cycle of nature past the false ages conceived via gwyns bullshit, so the world did heal once the Abyss got back to doing it's job.

The Old One is a tree, not a fleshy cannibal.

Queer

Go and watch the fucking final boss cutscenes in emulation 4KHD and understand what's happening to the hollows that turned into trees in DS3 please.

break it down for me

Something I found kind of funny about Gwyndolin is that he, nor anyone else in the game actually refers to him as female, like, at all.
I wonder if this means he actually somewhat resents Gwyn's decision to raise him as a girl?
And yet he still wears the dress

Basically- they're humanity is being drawn out turning into world trees/angels depending on hollow. You know the ones you see when you find that entrance behind the illusory wall in blight town before Izalith? Yeah, those trees at the base of the earth with all the water- Aldritch is in a darkness engulfed area there presumably after sinking like the other ashen put to rest, only to rise because of the whole digestion thing going on- sacrificing oneself to the flame (And thus humanity, which is contained in the blood in sprite form) is actually pretty fucking painful and agonizing and shit and leaves you a weak thing- something even present in DS1 with why the church uses bleed weapons and why whatshisface pyromancer goes hollow in blightown- the Mosquitoes got all his blood, and thus humanity with it.

As mass Dreg of basically a whole fucking lotta shit Adritch becomes a bottom feeder able to sustain himself, and slowly grows the bark on his body- I should note that the dear Maiden in Demons souls is the spitting image of his own Mother- whom he tried to eat at some point, girl is even blind! and Dragons surviving in DS is a thing as well with their secret repopulation program goin on the background, which Explains say- the Human-like Dragon god for example

Concept art shows him with tits, but he's also an illusionist, shit is obscure, his snake legs are also a metaphor for menstruation as well.

Also, you arrive in an age of water in the Old ones area surroundedb y ruined civilization at the bottom of the earth- the locations fit. And we have King Allant, who ends up like Aldritch faithful/Aldritch's living discarded Amoebic matter.

Killing that fag was great.

Godfriend.

Beating up on traps and sissies gives me a rager. So, it was a good boss fight.

I have all day
>shoots 50 poison arrows at him