Kill paarthurnax

kill paarthurnax

No

Bros before hoes. Begone thot.

>Paarthurnax
>bro
Jesus, the absolute state of dragonborns

Even unmoded Dolphine makes weird thing to me.

>kill the only dragon you can go talk to whenever and has been nothing but helpful
>piss off greybeards who have been nothing but helpful
>this is being asked of a whiny faggot who nags you and throws a big tantrum until you go do the above 2 things
I think the most interesting thing is your inability to tell the Blades to fuck off.

dude she's like 50 years old AND a breton.

And your point is? She doesn't look like 50yo anyway.

Inability to murder Maven Blackbriar is up there.
Skyrim has a lot of moments where I wonder 'Did none of the devs or playtesters try to do this?'

>can clean up Skyrim of the dark brotherhood
>can't clean up Skyrim of the thieves guild

You first.

Post butt, or I no kill drgn

They good boys, dindu nuff'n you see
I bet you've never even worked an honest day for all that gold you're carrying

Dragonborn? More like Addictedtoporn.

I just like butts

I already got my dick out, when are anons gonna start posting modded characters

>Fail at pickpocketing ring onto Madesi
>Brynjolf still shows you off to the Thieve's Guild like you're hot shit

Not to mention the rest of the questline sucks, even for a thief-focused character. Especially for a thief-focused character.

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Kill him, he is right there, and if you do, you will get milky icecream.

and i like high cut thongs. post more

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Begone thot.

Is that a burka?

Stop autism.

>all agree that morrowind is that good

>playing the dawnguard DLC
>be a vampire hunter
>some random vampire you just found from a tomb who's carrying a fucking elder scroll asks you to take her to her castle, which is full of vampires btw
>no option to backstab serana in the end, considering you're a fucking vampire hunter after all
>serana is free to hang around in the fort dawnguard at any point of the story because ???
>side with the vampires, have to kill harkon anyway

Skyrim is so unbelievably shit.

>any of the guilds in Skyrim
They're pretty much garbage. And one of the reasons I don't trust Bethesda with VI.

>all these lowtest women
You have an entire toolbox to play with, and you make ugly twigs?

better?

he gave me a valiable advise

"wich is better to be born good and then become evil...
or be born evil but fight against it will good deeds"

I am a piece of shit , i hate everything and everyone. Don't feel pity , remorse , or anything for anyone.
Still donate my hair to kids with cancer , donate blood , give money or food to poor people

Thanks paarthurnax and the dude who think about his words when making the game

All they can make is twigs otherwise their shitty body mods start clipping through the armor they're wearing.

Maybe, first a blowjob since i have SexLab on and then maybe i could consider it

The high-poly replacers for UUNP like TFC's have to be pushed way beyond reason to start clipping. Besides, if they start clipping it's like the clothes are splitting.

That's how I make BBWs anyways ...

Almost she should be bigger

are you okay user?

Much.

i will cleanse Skyrim of dragon scum. Skyrim for the Nords.

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE GOURDS

You a fucking argonian or do you just need glasses?

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my ancestors are smiling down on me can you say the same?

>Can't continue the Companions' questline until you become a werewolf, or you forfeit achievements by modding
>But you can cure lycanthropy at the end
>Fine, fuck, whatever
>Complete the questline
>Three of these Companion faggots accompany me to Ysgramor's tomb
>One stays in the lobby for whatever reason
>The second gets spooked at a spider room and returns to the lobby
>Complete the rest of the tomb
>Go back to Whiterun for the Purify radiant quest so I can get rid of lycanthropy
>But the questgivers aren't here
>Read why
>They can take up to a week to get back to Whiterun
For fuck's sake, why?

Where are the sexy beast girls?

>you forfeit achievements by modding
Look at this man. Look at this man and laugh.

make lolis

It's my first time running through, I ain't gonna be bothered to mod the game, especially for solvable shit like that.

Stop loli-gaggin

>playing this shit game with no mods
LUL
I legit screamed

A lot of mechanics and "plot" points only expose how rushed this game was. Of course they were banking on the modding community to "touch up" on their game.

Are you okay, user?

>close game
>download simple mod
>"no"
>"k"

Nope

>T. Delphine

Do you have more bara?

what mods allow me to play the game like this?

Yeah, but Im kinda busy.

Sky Atlas for Men

For an engine that completely allows it, why is there basically no giantess content? Hell, it was only in the past month that the first giant follower and first stable size-magic mods were released.

>da thalor must be beihnd da gragons!!!!!!!!!!
The worst thing is that she isn't even the dumbest character in the game.

I actually like Maven
>only character with a brain
>does what she does with the simple logic of gaining power, not for some daedric prince or shit
>is actually reasonable enough to forgive that one idiot guard if you ask her
>doesn't betray you since she's not an idiot
>actually attends to your ceremony if you become Guild Master so she's not 100% emotionless
Why does everyone hate her?

if you want revenge how about you do it yourself insipid bitch

It's kinda shame that we only really have SAM. It's nice and all, but a bodyslided male would be so much better. At least then I can change the skin textures for the humans to something less plasticy.

Because she's a fucking cunt

She threatens you. Constantly. Casually.
She threatens you even if the whole world knows you're a godslaying superbadass.
And worst of all, she threatens you with her connections to the Thieves Guild and Dark Brotherhood.
She does this even if you are the most powerful person in either guild. Or both guilds.

Cause she's a cocky piece of shit, same as the rest of her godawful clan. Threaten to sic the Dark Beotherhood on me? Guess what asshole, I murdered them all. There is no Dark Brotherhood anymore.

Only if I can bend you over that table first.
You know the rules.

At least the secondary members of the Thieves and Mages have some personality, I can't remember a single character in the Companions or Dark Brotherhood aside those who shit the quests out.

>supposed criminal boss
>meets you in the inn hallway with zero (0) bodyguards
Makes her look like a moronic chump. At least put the meeting place in her guarded villa, but that is too much brainpower for Bethesda. There is nothing stopping you from murdering her other than her retarded immortality.

When I can play again, i fully intend to make a cute loli mage who is all about avoiding direct combat.

It's annoying how they positioned characters in a way that it's impossible to sneak through unless you'r'e invisible or know throw voice. I got more use out of Illusion during my no kills unless required by the plot run of the thieves guild.

how do i get her to look like this?

Fuck that. I'm more interested in those potion bottles.

Bijin's warmaiden.
Bijin's wives.
Bijin's NPCs.

Look them up.

how does one make a cute loli character? I don't feel like digging on that filthy forum for it.

That khajiit mage was the best NPC in the game. Pissed me off you couldn't marry him.

>putting a thot above your dragon bro
>Ever

The Khajits are like 3% of the total population and still managed to be the most memorable.
>J'Zargo
>Kharjo
>M'aiq

J'zargo is also one of the few NPCs in the game that has no level cap. He will always level with you and be as strong as you, no matter how high you level.

Wait that's Delphine?

yep, there are mods that make the npcs more good looking, this one is the first of these

will the ice cream be made from your breastmilk? cause if it is that dragon is as good as dead

bless you user

My nigga. Potions, loose change, soul gems, ingots/ore, and jewelry are the only things I bother to loot/steal anymore.

>go to /s/ to look for milfs
>most of the ones posted are disgusting wrinkly misshapen crones
WTF I hate old women now

That is a good ass question.
Granted I did use console commands to make my pet wolf bigger once, and some girls smaller.
But I never thought about making giant girls.
Maybe because it looks stupid when dealing with smaller characters.

You can fire arrows at things/walls to make noises guards will investigate.

So this actually makes it feel more reasonable:
skyrim/mods/33097/
And if you want that size mod that makes size have consequence:
skyrim/mods/87576
Enjoy.

>kill paarthurnax
>I'm going to need some convincing, otherwise its a no
>get a mad good titty fuck
>cum all over those tits
>okay I'll go kill him
>tell paarthurnax to play dead or fly off and hide for a few days so I can get mad laid
>he's a bro and says sure
>tell thot I did it
>fuck her crazy mad, every which way, doggy, missionary to impregnate, 69, cowgirl, reverse cow, cum all over her tits again
>tell paarthurnax he's good to come over so we can both laugh at her thot ass
how hard would this have been?

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>ywn have a dragonbro to meditate ad laught at thots with

The Blades are introduced to you as a faction devoted to serving the Dragonborn. You are the only living dragonborn. They do not serve you, rather they expect you to serve them.
It's like, "We faithfully serve the king, so long as the king only orders us to do things we wanted to do and then does most of the work himself."

>Vore - When significantly larger than NPCs, the player can 'use' the NPC and the option to eat them will come up.

I mean Skyrim has close to zero attention to detail so you have to ignore a LOT to somewhat enjoy Skyrim.

>not using the the Paarthurnax Dilemma/Ultimatum
You're worse than that thot queen.

This, Delphine should be on her knees sucking cock if that's what her lord the Dragonborn demands. Don't know who she thought she was

>implying
It's the first thing I downloaded the second time I had to mod skyrim since I lost everything and made no backups like the idiot I am

Why did she and the old dude even act like they brought anything new to the table or that the TLD dependend on them?

>if you don't kill Paarthurnarx you'll never be welcomed in this temple ever again!

Great, I'll lose access to a ruined temple in bumfuck nowhere filled to the brim with forsworn and 2 old fucks who look like they'll drop dead at any moment, meanwhile keeping the dragon alive actually offers you gameplay bonuses

Where are the dickgirls?

In hell, where they belong.

They do have some perks you can get, and anyone you recruit as a Blade will join you if you do the Dragon Hunting repeatable quest. I don't remember the Greybeards having any gameplay related perks.